Episode 51- My Flamingos Colon!
In this episode we talked about all the weird dead animal parts dave is finding in his yard lately and some more politics. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Jul 01, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 51
The Two Drunk Dads
This is a podcast with two drunk dads as host. We talk about being dads and a lot of other stuff. This is a comedy podcast with a lot of imagination. This show is unscripted and no filters, who knows what we will say next!
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Episode 50- Wasting No Time To Get Wasted
In this episode we bring back Brandon. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Jun 16, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 50
Episode 49- We’re Sorry For Your Loss
In this episode we have some very hart breaking news to pass along to our listeners. We also feel into our politics rants again. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Jun 08, 2021•52 min•Ep. 49
Episode 48- Where's My Tip
We talked about Jordan’s vacation trip to South Carolina. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
May 26, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 48
Episode 47- Guy Stuff
Just some more guy stuff! Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
May 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 47
Episode 46- Stee-Waffles
Words that mean something, yup words go here. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 46
Episode 45- The Boob Beer
Haha, come and find out what is going on! Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 45
Episode 44- These Are Not My Pants
Come join us for another outstanding episode filled with comedy. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 44
Episode 43- Handcuffs And Peanut butter
How do you feel about open gun laws, meaning no more restrictions on guns? Wake up America, we are now more afraid of living then dying. What happen to the 90’s when no one cared about your feelings or who you voted for. Those were some great times when everyone worked together and did get so offended about what other people are doing. Don’t even get me started about how we can take great pictures from mars. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/...
Mar 02, 2021•59 min•Ep. 43
Episode 42- Hey Buddy!
What was your first tattoo? Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 42
Episode 40- Hello From The Other Side
Jordan talks about being away from his family for the next few weeks. We played a little family feud after hours. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz #instagood #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #instagood #instalike #thetwodrunkdads #biden #harris #familyfeud...
Feb 09, 2021•47 min•Ep. 40
Episode 39- Slippery When Wet
Come join us in our journey of political ranting, San Francisco’s homeless issue, dad jokes, drinking playing family feud after hours. Jordan talks about his upcoming deployment and how he plans to survive five days alone in a hotel room. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz #instagood #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #instagood #...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 39
Episode 38- Fake Booby Drink
This episode is another mixed topic episode from Jordan’s new bed, fake booby drink, how to keep your home-made taco from spilling on your plate to how we sleep at night. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz #instagood #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #instagood #instalike #thetwodrunkdads...
Jan 19, 2021•52 min•Ep. 38
Episode 37- Audible Farting Dogs
Say hello to the new logo! Thank you, Designer Execution, what a great logo for us and experience it was to work with you. If you are looking for a new logo for any business, I say email them at designerexecution75@gmail.com . Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz #instagood #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #instagood #instalike #t...
Jan 12, 2021•58 min•Ep. 37
Episode 36- FBI Open Up!
In this episode we talk about the plans we have for the show this year. With everything going on in Washington, we wanted to not bring in the politics and keep laughing. We break down the twisted tea video. Website link; https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #lmafo #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #facebookpage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboys #instagood #instalike #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #thetwodrunkdads #theweeknd #t...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 36
Episode 35- Go Home 2020 You’re Drunk
The guys talk about their Christmas day activities good or bad and their plans for the upcoming year. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ TikTok Video: https://www.tiktok.com/@wood_and_rust #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz #instagood #happy #tbt #love #titosvodka #goodlife #instagood #instalike...
Dec 29, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 35
Episode 34- The Return Of The Dad Jokes
By demand in this episode, we brought back the bad dad jokes. Dave talks about his WTF dad moment with his daughter from the past week. We also got a little real towards the end of this episode and we wished our listeners a good holiday season. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos #dadlife #dad #newepisode #theothersideofthebeehive #podcasting #podcastguest #newepisode...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 34
Episode 33- Get To The Basement!
This episode could be the start of something great. We debate a few different things on this episode. Do you think Jason Momoa still enjoys sex? Jordan talks about his sleep routine with Sophia. Have you ever slept for 12 hours for no reason, well Dave did and he loved it because of his dream he had. Comment if what you think, a basement a floor level or not? Jordan talks about his wicked awesome new bed set and maybe if you ask nicely, he will let you try them out. Website at: https://thetwodru...
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 33
Episode 32- The Other Side Of The Beehive
This episode we had the guys from The Other Side Of The Beehive podcast on our show. The guys make us realize Massachusetts may not be that bad to live in. Angel talks about his rap video that is flooding social media. The Other Side Of The Beehive links: Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/theothersideofthebeehive/ YouTube Channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4BAqZY27Z6A6Dyt_lutaA Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 32
Episode 31- Kick Start My Heart
In this episode we talked about where the song kick start my heart takes us in our messed up minds. We played a little game called hedbanz headrush and Jordan talked about his wife’s new company she is starting up. Sophisticated Graze Creations link: Sophisticated Grace (@sophisticatedgracecreations) • Instagram photos and videos Website at: Thetwodrunkdads.com...
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 31
Episode 30- Well Hello Melena
In this episode we had a guest Melena on the show. Yes, you read that right we had a female on the show who still talks to us even though we may be different. #podmmunity #podcast #dads #comedy #guest #new #trend Visit our website for more content: www.thetwodrunkdads.com
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 30
Episode 29- Someone Is In The Mud Room!
Have you ever seen a person in a different room in the middle of the night that wasn't actually there? Are you in the bumb bubble? Have you ever seen a poodle wearing pompoms? Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com...
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 29
Episode 28- Ketchup, It's An Option
Here are some more shenanigans and yes ketchup is always an option. Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com...
Nov 10, 2020•58 min•Ep. 28
Episode 27- They Call Me Moose
In this episode we welcome back Brandon. We started this episode off with a bag and never stopped laughing enjoy! Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com...
Nov 01, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 27
Episode 26- OnStar How Can I Help
This episode is not what the title says, enjoy. Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 26
Episode 25- The Highlight Reel
In this episode we play some of the funniest moments from the best episodes. We are attempting to get back on track with a comedy show and not a rant show. We would like to say thank you to all of our listeners and supports for helping us keep the show going. Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 25
Episode 24- Wake The F Up America!
Dave talks about his daughter’s fish dying and how she handled it. Jordan talks about his big upcoming weekend. Amongst everything that is going on today the senate in Mass voted to end qualified immunity for public servants. We break that down to what it means for all public servants and how they can now be civilly sued by the community now. Let us put term limits on every seat in politics. Why do we need stress cards in the military, are we getting to weak? Support our show at: https://www.pat...
Jul 18, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 24
Episode 23- Lesson In Dumbness
This is our rant episode on how America needs to wake the f*$#k up. People need to realize that what they are doing is not for the good but in fact bringing America down. Look the statues that you are tearing down are the people who had a big role in freeing the slaves. We are not saying slavery was a good thing for America, but we are saying is we realized it was a dark time for us and no one should be treated in that why. Fast forward to today, the same people that we fought to give them the s...
Jul 11, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 23
Episode 22- The Beginning Of W.F.C
This is the beginning of the W.F.C club. We had a guest Brandon on our show for this episode. Topics included Dave’s driving habits, Jordan’s car issues and what the W.F.C club is all about. Happy 4th of July, I hope you enjoy! Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com
Jul 03, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 22
Episode 21- I'm A Clamologist!
In this episode we talked about lifted truck owners, what the dumbocrats are doing to Looney Tunes and Jordan's new toy. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Taco Bell video: https://youtu.be/hJEozyjb3c8
Jun 16, 2020•50 min•Ep. 21
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