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The Two Drunk Dads

Dave and Jordan thetwodrunkdads.com
This is a podcast with two drunk dads as host. We talk about being dads and a lot of other stuff. This is a comedy podcast with a lot of imagination. This show is unscripted and no filters, who knows what we will say next!
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Episodes

Episode 20- I Smooth Fingered It

Its episode 20 bro! Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com First 911 call link: https://youtu.be/exf045b0U2Y Second 911 call link: https://youtu.be/ZVAMUCt8-Ho

Jun 08, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 20

Episode 19- They Do It Differently In Porno's

This was a fun episode, we talked about what's up with ford and how girls act different in porno's. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Letter Kenny Clip : https://youtu.be/Srobmy7ceTY Bugs Bunny Clip : https://youtu.be/geHSpgfTJ-Q...

May 31, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 19

Episode 18- Chicken Duck Woman Thing

In this episode Jordan explains why his neighbors suck and we talked about our OCD. In the second part of the show we played yes and, fortunately unfortunately. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Bushes of love song: https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM Seagulls song: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E...

May 16, 20201 hr 9 minEp. 18

Episode 17- A Rabbi Walks Into A Strip Club

Here is a long-waited video. We attempted a Skype episode due to covid-19. We discussed what is making us upset about people and covid-19. We played some comedy improve games. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

May 10, 202051 minEp. 17

Episode 16- What The Hell Is Umizoomi

I don't even know where to begin, this episode was all over the place. You will have to listen to find out. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Jo koy : https://jokoy.com/ All music is from amazon music

Apr 01, 20201 hr 28 min

Episode 15- It Wasn't A Bat!

This episode we talked a lot about covid-19 and Florida's answer for the cure. Dave goes on a rant about what is happening with covid-19 and the economy. Covid-19 TikTok video- @beanjaminpolitics The Office TikTok Video- @clips Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Mar 25, 20201 hr 10 minEp. 15

Episode 13- On Your Left!

In this episode, we give you our thoughts on YouTube tv. Dave talks about his recent experience at Wareham Mx track. Jordan gives a story on how he got hurt on date night with his wife at the batter’s box. Dave enlightens Jordan on his experience at BT’S Smokehouse. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads BT Smokehouse: https://youtu.be/hc6T4IO4WcU...

Mar 04, 20201 hr 17 min

Episode 12- All about Floating Babies

In this episode, we talked about all kinds of random things from if a invisible person becomes pregnant would their baby appear to be floating around to my 600lb life with a small unit. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Feb 26, 20201 hr 10 min

Episode 11- Lock The Bathroom Door!

In this episode, we invited Randy on the show once more. The three of us discussed why you should always lock the bathroom door, what is happening with today's military PFT standards and dads acting like girls on social media. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Feb 12, 20201 hr 11 min

Episode 10- Special Guest Dirty Randy From The South

In this episode, we had a special guest and long time friend on the show, Randy. Randy lived down the street from both Dave and Jordan until his career took him to South Carolina. We all still keep in touch. Dave and Randy argued about what happens when you heat things up; if they expand or shrink. We answer an old question "why do beers explode in the freezer?" Randy tries to get Dave to switch from Tito's to Western Son Texas Vodka. Randy shares his Super Bowl dinner. We all debated which is b...

Feb 05, 20201 hr 43 min

Episode 9- Bathroom Issue's for Dads with Daughter's

In this episode we discuss a new way for our listeners to get involved with the show. Jordan shows Dave the new and approved US Space Force logo……. Dave is sadly upset with. We discus some major public restroom issue’s as dads from NYC’s new male bathroom regulations, what restroom do you use if your alone with your daughter, Dave’s 6 flags incident at the family restroom and why are the baby changing tables out in the open leaving you to expose your children. Jordan ask for listeners feed back ...

Jan 29, 20201 hr 52 minEp. 9

Episode 8- She Did It For The Troops

Here is some more of our shenanigans. Please send all comments to thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com. Hit the link to hit support the show! tps://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Jan 22, 20201 hr 12 min

Episode 7- Where the F! Did The Hamster Go!

This episode we talked about the viral dad and daughter text conversation about a missing hamster. We discussed our thoughts about the Iran issue and how Trump is doing all the right things. Email us at thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com if you have any comments or would like to be on the show. Hit the link to support the show!

Jan 16, 20201 hr 30 min

Episode 6- 2020 We Made It!

In this episode we talked about spending time with the families during the holidays and played Dad Jokes. If you have anything to say about the show you can email us at thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com. Hit the link to support the show!

Jan 09, 202044 min

Episode 5 Our Christmas Story

In this episode Jordan talked about his plans for his first Christmas as a father and we discussed some of the issues with America. Hit the link to support the show!

Dec 20, 20191 hr 47 min

Episode 4- Hello Youtube

This is our first attempt with putting our podcast onto youtube. I talked about my resent VA issue and more of our shenanigan's. Please leave a comment of what you think, I know we need a better camera. Link for Teds Woodworking . Hit the link to support the show!

Dec 13, 20191 hr 44 minEp. 4

Episode 3- High Speed Pooping

Here is some more shenanigans from Dave and Jordan. Email us your comments at thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com. Hit the link to support the show!

Dec 05, 20191 hr 46 minEp. 3

Episode 2- How Many Beers Did You Drink?

In this episode we reminisce about the night Jordan drank his so called 7 buckets of beer and our normal shenanigans. If you have comments or want to be on the show email us at thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com. Hit the link to support the show!

Nov 28, 20191 hr 29 minEp. 1

Episode 1- Alco-heimers

Welcome to our show. This is the start of something great I can just feel it. Please send all comments good or bad to our email at thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com. Hit that link to support the show!

Nov 21, 20191 hr 25 minEp. 1
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