Plus, what to get for your one cousin this year who’s obsessed with militias. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why going back to a romanticized version of your past could put you at increased risk of having your heart broken yet again by an ex-lover from your youth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why your place in line for a vaccine will definitely be before any of those little peabrains because what’s the worst they can do? Go cry to their mommies? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear what mothers around the country are threatening to do if they do not receive a full and complete list this instant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amid unclear pleas of “Forgive us” and “God have mercy,” hear why experts have been left to speculate on what possible atrocity the Church could have committed this time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hear why Chicago officials are hopeful they’ll be able to effectively serve all citizens a frothy craft IPA in a chilled mug throughout the makeshift drinking establishments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why former President Obama is also investing in a Ring camera for his front door and a fresh can of pepper spray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why the Georgia governor is hopeful this herd of swine will be able to detect something humans cannot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
OPR joins His Holy Father in the most remote parts of Heaven to learn a little more about this time-honored tradition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why a lawyer for the primates is arguing that by publishing the video, NatGeo has caused her clients irreparable harm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why you or a loved one could be at increased risk of being piloted by an extraterrestrial like a fleshy, human skin puppet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why these gentle elders are adamant that their love for us all needs no reason, just as a sunrise need not a reason to be breathtaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
From George Clooney to Michael B. Jordan, People magazine publishes this attention-grabbing feature every winter. But how do they do it? We’ll take a look inside the holy site where the coveted hunk is chosen each year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how justice was finally served for those wrongfully accused of greed, glutony, and premarital sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
On this special Thanksgiving Day episode, hear how your own tendency to overeat and your aversion to exercise could stem all the way back to one 327-pound Plymouth Colony settler named Jeremiah Alden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why some animal activists are asking people to consider giving one of the thousands of lonely turkeys trapped in an animal shelter a nice, warm forever home this Thanksgiving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why members of the growing movement are calling cold weather nothing more than a leftist hoax made up to force Americans into thick down layers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why Monsanto authorities are still struggling to apprehend the tomato due to it’s unusual size and strength. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why if you come for the crown of Hormel CEO Jim Snee, King of Chilli, you best not miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear what has led 55-year-old Kansas City resident Jonathan Huston to not reading, seeing, or hearing a single verifiable fact since 2014. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
If you’re feeling a little more forgetful nowadays, you’re not alone. Hear why it could be linked to being blindfolded, thrown into the back of an unmarked van, and taken to a covert CIA bunker for several days at a time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why a natural, mutual chemistry finally led the two intergalactic lovebirds to making it official. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how the dramatic increase in grassroots fundraising could help spread the Aryan Brotherhood’s message of racial purity nationwide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how Trump’s lawyers plan to aggressively go after the nation’s belongings, and why the American people are likely going to have to pony up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why United Airlines and customers alike are calling the new Ultra Economy option just as satisfying, comfortable, and safe as any other flight option. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
On this Veteran’s Day, The Topical honors one brave service member and his long road back to normalcy after a particularly long and grueling tour of duty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Host Leslie Price sits down with staff members of The Topical for their annual checkup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Joe Biden’s campaign promise of a “rapid pandemic response” may have been what earned him a victory, so why hasn’t he or his administration done anything to solve the crisis in the last 24 hours? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why you probably should have set a back-up alarm because it’s already 11 a.m. and everyone is looking for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
