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The Topical

The Onionwww.theonion.com
The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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Episodes

New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly

And later, we explain how to properly fill out your mail-in ballot just in case you’re too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 29, 202010 minSeason 1Ep. 187

Report: Kangaroo At Petting Zoo Can’t Be Good

Oh yeah, that’s definitely not good. We have the latest on this marsupial that could only have been acquired through some particularly sketchy means. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 09, 20206 minSeason 1Ep. 173

NASA Discovers Evidence That Life Could Exist Outside America

Could there be potential lifeforms lurking in the mysterious void that lies beyond the U.S.? We have the latest on this monumental discovery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 06, 20209 minSeason 1Ep. 170

Small Town Ravished By Alejandro

We have the latest on the hot-blooded heartthrob that made landfall two days ago, sweeping hundreds of men and women off their feet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 05, 20209 minSeason 1Ep. 169

White House Vows To Have Something To Stick Into Your Arm By October

Initial timelines have estimated a Covid vaccine could be available by early 2021, but according to the White House, we may have something even sooner. Hear why the Trump administration believes they will have some kind of sharp thing to puncture your skin and inject you with before the election. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 29, 20209 minSeason 1Ep. 165
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