Hear what steps Disney workers are taking to keep parkgoers safe from the bloodthirsty beast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear what led researchers to conclude that the bird of prey is absolutely gaga for booger sugar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s the simple and surefire way to increase the resale value of your home. We have everything you need to know before making the investment and adding the actor, director, and two-time Sexiest Man Alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
After ongoing public outcry from body positivity experts, hear why many popular napkin brands are changing their messaging today and proclaiming that gravy-stained bodies are beautiful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Part blizzard, part hurricane, part tornado—all destruction. We have the latest on this unprecedented tsunami-hailstorm combination and why many experts believe it could be caused by the villainous Professor Vile and his weather-destabilizing machine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why many young professionals saddled with student loan debt are struggling to afford basic necessities, like early access to episodes and exclusive content, despite it being priced as low as $5 per month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear the heartwarming story of Troop 242, and why this year they decided to put their Girl Scout cookie proceeds to good use and buy a 2020 Corvette Stingray with a 6-liter V8 engine and 400-plus horsepower. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
On the anniversary of the signing of our nation’s Constitution, hear how the newly authenticated diary entries of Ben Franklin point to his revolutionary theory that electricity could be harnessed from lightning and trained to flow from the clouds to his erect penis, providing immense pleasure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Americans stand united today in their call for television programs to go back to the days when all episodes began with a catchy tune and lyrics that explained the entire concept of the show and its characters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why the NRA believes Bugs Bunny’s long history of curtailing the Second Amendment rights of Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam by twisting their firearms in a big bow qualifies the cartoon rabbit for their lowest possible rating. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The world is a safer place today. Hear what went into the unprecedented, unilateral agreement to obliterate the 7,000-square-mile island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear what led DEA agents to seize and destroy more than 16,000 pounds of the dank sticky-icky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why an increasing number of people around the country are now waiting until their late 40s, even 50s, to jump into an additional secret marriage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how NASA’s latest partnership with the private sector could help the moon look 10 years younger with a natural, age-defying skin regimen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Find out if Lord, God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, will face any prison time for this reckless act. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The A.I. research team at MIT is hailing it as a breakthrough in their field that will finally allow them to kick back and relax a little bit. We have the latest on what the now-sentient robotic life forms have planned next. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
And he’s not wearing a shirt. Oh, yeah. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why zoologists are calling the big cat’s act of mutual oral sex a major breakthrough in the field of animal behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why, according to a new Duke University study, being a decent parent is actually incredibly easy —and if you find it to be at all difficult, you’re probably doing it wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how those who fabricated a bachelor’s degree also tended to have better test scores, less student debt, and an additional graduate degree from a prestigious Ivy League school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Plus, OPR takes a look at the conspiracy theory surrounding NASA’s storied Apollo program. Is it possible that Neil Armstrong’s moon orgasm was faked? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
OPR Weather Correspondent Kenneth Neeley is live from the Gulf Coast, explaining how Hurricane Laura’s path of destruction serves as God’s punishment for all his wicked acts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how a worsening humanitarian crisis is forcing film enthusiasts to risk everything, all just for the chance to see an early screening of Christopher Nolan’s latest blockbuster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how an increasing number of Covid-19 cases has prompted L.A. mayor Eric Garcetti to respond with a city-wide “Designated Downer” program, designed to totally kill the vibe at parties with more than 10 people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why ExxonMobil believes their new initiative will have minimal environmental impacts and provide Americans with clean, affordable fuel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
A random act of violence or something more sinister? Hear what police are saying about this anaphylactic tragedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
From outdoor enthusiasts to casual walkers, hear why CorpseMatch is a must-have for all nature explorers who regularly stumble across the rotting carcasses of the misfortunate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We have the latest on this massive shakeup at the DNC. Hear how Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard was able to claim the nomination despite dropping out of the race nearly six months ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear why income inequality between the charmingly named pets of rich people and impoverished Americans is growing larger than ever before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We have the latest on the new bill that would allow any citizen of a foreign nation to immigrate to the U.S. as long as their piano-playing is superb enough to make Citizen and Immigration officials openly weep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
