An alarming investigation reveals the coronavirus may have been claiming victims in the United States even earlier than previously thought. Hear how Covid-19 has been covering its tracks by cutting people’s brake lines as far back as January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
He’s the man Democrats have chosen to take on Trump in November, but just what was Joe Biden’s secret to winning the nomination? Hear how the former vice president was able to unite party support by treating voters like a bunch of know-nothing shit-for-brains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The popular glass cleaner has a new formula out, and thanks to the inclusion of bait and bird seed, it may be Windex’s most efficient bird killer to date. Hear just how many long-beaked sons of bitches we were able to take out with the stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Did the White House act soon enough? That’s the question being asked today after this report revealed the Trump administration may have been ignoring tell-tale apocalyptic signs since the beginning of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Like, a lot a lot. We’ve got the latest on the complex contact tracing that has lead scientist to conclude Covid-19 may have started with this bat who was fucking anything it could find. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Social distancing restrictions may be loosening around the country, but health officials are warning we may not be completely out of the woods yet. We’ve got everything you need to know about that ethereal voice outside your window humming in the moonlight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Of the thousands of mothers observed across the country, researchers found that even though you may think she’s the best in the whole wide world, your mom is actually far, far from it, and most likely at or below average at best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
With the hustle and bustle of everyday life, it’s easy to forget they’re there. But, as the coronavirus pandemic brings society to a screeching halt, the beautiful sounds of the natural world have begun to reemerge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
In an incredible showing of generosity, Boston Market CEO Eric Wyatt announced that he will be forgoing his annual bonus of warm, thick gravy in an effort to help support the company’s furloughed workers. Hear how Boston Market employees are thanking their heroic CEO. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Being caught in the stairs is no excuse to forgo your daily cardio! We’ll walk you through a great workout you can do at home that will take your mind off the fact that your head’s been stuck between two wooden rails for the last three hours and you might die that way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s the highest award one can receive for achievements in journalistic excellence. Host Leslie Price accepts the prize with grace and poise as he showcases some of the show’s finest work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The U.S. may have some big changes coming its way after being acquired by Prospect Capital Partners. Hear what this could mean for the newly renamed United50’s future, assuming it has one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
When COVID-19 struck, 17 year-old Syndney Powell was worried she might never get to take cash from her grandma again, so she decided to do something special. And now, she’s inspiring grandchildren all over the country to do the same. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
And really hard ones, too. Hear how the latest blunder by the federal government is frustrating doctors and state officials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
More American retailers are doing their part to help protect our most vulnerable populations. Hear how Walgreens stores nationwide will now be open from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m. exclusively for brain-dead morons who have no fucking clue how to maintain a safe distance from their fellow shoppers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how visiting the website of America’s Finest News Source could prevent you from contracting the coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
With social distancing in full effect, a new poll finds that millions of Americans are spending more time contemplating what John Goodman’s nude body looks like. Hear how people are dealing with the lingering questions over whether they’ll ever truly know of the contours of the A-list actor’s flesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Financial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
He’s the man the country has turned to most as a trusted and comforting voice during the coronavirus pandemic. However, the nation’s top psychologists now believe Dr. Anthony Fauci may be nothing more than an imaginary friend Americans have made up to get through this stressful period. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Social distancing is changing the way we communicate with one another. Today, hear how more Americans are making an effort to stay connected with loved ones and colleagues through shitty video conferencing software that just won’t fucking work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The CDC is issuing new guidelines in the fight against Covid-19. Hear why health officials now believe that if you got it, you should flaunt it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The American automotive industry is taking action in the fight against coronavirus, and manufacturers all across the country are pledging to use their factories to produce much-needed ventilators, so long as no one minds that the ventilators will look like and be the same size as cars. OPR has the latest on this heroic undertaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The gloves are off. But is former presidential contender Bernie Sanders just a sore loser, or does he really want to see another four years of President Trump? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s a historic stimulus bill that will finally offer some financial relief to those affected by the coronavirus outbreak. But will Americans be able to prove they’re mature enough to spend it responsibly? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Every 10 years, platoons of armed soldiers from the U.S. Census Bureau burst through doors across the nation and count everyone living inside. Hear how the Bureau accomplishes this astonishing feat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lawmakers are finally beginning to take action with a new coronavirus package that will distribute 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzles to all bored families most affected. But will it be enough? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
While host Leslie Price wishes his Italian getaway would never end, he simply can’t wait to get back behind the microphone. Join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Host Leslie Price is on vacation this week, but be sure to join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Host Leslie Price is on vacation this week, but be sure to join him when he returns on Monday, April 13, for all-new episodes of The Topical every weekday morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
After discovering he may have contracted Covid-19 from his yoga swami Derek, Leslie Price reflects on his time on Earth as he prepares for the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
