The popular women’s beauty brand is closing for good and apologizing today for ever thinking a woman could be hot enough to pull off their lacey boy shorts or see-through nighttime slips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We’ve got the latest tips on how you can celebrate more considerately while still taking part in the annual holiday tradition of shooting off high-caliber war weaponry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
FCC regulators are cracking down on the popular detergent brand after years of lying to the American public. Hear how Tide is responding to allegations that they tricked consumers into purchasing their product by wildly over-inflating the number of instances huge jugs of cranberry juice were spilled by children onto their perfectly white jumpers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Plus, life in New York City is returning to normal, but not without some precautions for commuters. We’ve got the latest on the best ways to disinfect that subway pole before you lick it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Knowing how to properly administer CPR could mean the difference between life and death. But what if the person lying unconscious isn’t really the type of person you would normally go for? We’ve got the latest on how to best peel back a person’s unresponsive eyelids to check for sparks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lawmakers are finally taking action amid waves of police brutality, announcing their commitment to offer members of the BLM movement a nice memorial or plaque or day off work or something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s an affliction many don’t like to talk about, but one that more and more people are suffering from each day, especially around this time of year. Hear how you can keep the image of your father’s nude and weathered body out of your psyche most effectively. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hear how an apparent three-day house-building bender led the former president to finally seek help, and just what it will take for him to kick the habit for good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The proposed $2 trillion coronavirus relief bill includes provisions for quality printer paper Americans can use to construct a plane that’s sturdy but lightweight; simple but ingenious. Plus, we take a closer look at candy bars: Could America’s favorite vegetable be making you fat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lackluster fundraising efforts have led to serious financial struggles for the gun-rights advocacy group, but that might be about to change. Hear how the NRA is convincing more people than ever before to donate to their cause, and how you might be next. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Plus, a troubling new report has found nearly 80% of all car accidents occur inside the home. We’ve got the latest on how to keep you and your family safe while burning rubber in your living room. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
For the past decade, Ying Ying and Le Le had refused to mate, until now. Hear how the two love bears managed to stay true to their Lord and Savior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
More states are beginning to reopen, but not without some precautions. Hear how the latest phase will aim to reduce overcrowding in gyms by only admitting members who pose no threat of physically exerting themselves at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Two years ago to the day, NASA’s Opportunity was swallowed up by the red planet in what has since been deemed an unprovoked attack. And now, NASA is seeking its revenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Cell phone footage of the incident has gone viral on social media, but many are now asking if the statue of Dr. King actually did anything wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s tough competition for those out there seeking employment. We’ve got the latest on how you can use the new feature to make yourself seem weak and easy to manipulate so you can finally land that dream job you so desperately crave. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Top U.S. health officials are worried the massive in-person demonstrations could be a fertile breeding ground for excessive force that may stretch the nation’s healthcare system to its limits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Many Americans are guilty of working, eating, and browsing the internet in bed from time to time, but those bad habits could be hurting your chances of getting in a good night of DIY adult filmmaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Many botanists across the country are worried the sudden change in routine could send house plants into an emotional spiral, and even lead some to lash out at their owners. Hear how you can help ease your plant back into normalcy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Scientists are constantly clamoring on about the mammal’s complex language and problem-solving ability, but according to a new study from the University of Florida, flapping around on the ground isn’t much to brag about for these supposedly smart marine creatures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
State officials are taking these drastic measures after millions of Florida residents continued to ignore government instructions to get back out there and save the economy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
All conjecture, of course. Plus, top U.S. health officials announce a coronavirus vaccine is imminent, and would have actually been available weeks ago if people weren’t so hung up on being made sterile by it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Destruction of PPE. Free rein in nursing homes. Mass disposal of all hand sanitizer. These are just a small portion of the demands issued today by the coronavirus that must be fulfilled within the next 24 hours, or else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
More cases of Covid-19 are being traced back to the irresponsible trend of ‘corona parties,’ leaving our reporter Kenneth Neeley to wonder why he hasn’t been invited to one yet even though he’s great at parties. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The once-academically troubled son of God was finally able to get his GPA up during this past semester at Western Iowa Tech Community College. We’ve got the latest on the next chapter of the messiah’s ongoing education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Department of Defense officials believe the mother’s impressive ability to care for her three energetic children and husband Landon while still carving out enough me-time to keep from pulling her hair out could have countless applications in the U.S. army. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
In these trying times where social isolation is the norm, companionship has become a top priority for many Americans. Which is why it’s no surprise more rescue subs than ever before are now finding their forever dungeon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Following today’s FDA approval for over-the-counter use, Benadryl’s new Sedate Plus could soon be alleviating your symptoms by forcing you into a deep state of unconsciousness for six months of allergy season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The growing coronavirus death toll paired with weeks of social isolation is damaging the nation’s morale, but that all might be about to change. Hear how the U.S. plans to combat our collective sense of dread by blaring a brand-new national pump-up anthem at full volume across the country. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The coronavirus is claiming new victims today as the CDC announced the first confirmed case of Covid-19 in a ferret. Hear just how little of a shit American’s could give about the new discovery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
