Kenn Kington is back, and he’s ready to roll. This week on Poddy Break, Tim professes his love of dimmers. Freight reprimands Tim for digging his fingers in the nut jar. Kenn is a walking miracle. Tim and Kenn talk about joke thieves. And, CALEB FINDS THE FOAMY THING!!! Also on this episode: Tim gives his kids 200 oz of Mr. Pibb. We meet Taylor Swift’s sisters. Kenn’s heart calls into the show. Caleb and Josh get Freight to load the trailer. And, Luke Bryan sings the national anthem! Get your Po...
Jan 26, 2017•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Grab your waffles, it’s time to party! Tim’s producer, Aaron Willis, joins the crew this week. Freight and Aaron chow down at a Bob Evan’s. Tim wonders about his standards of a clean house. Freight puts his toothbrush in the cabinet. Caleb hugs too long because Freight throws his shoes away. And Tim puts a piranha in his mouth. Also on this episode: Aaron compares The Revenant to My Little Pony. The gang answers important questions from Twitter. Freight’s mom finds a cooler full of cash in the g...
Jan 19, 2017•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Ding ding, back in the ring, for another round of Poddy Break! Tim’s eldest son Spencer is on the show, and he’s making bowties for dogs! Caleb’s been bored during the slow work season, and Tim has lactic acid in his quads. Freight sings a sliver of karaoke, and laughs at a dog. And the Hawkins clan makes a terrifying discovery in the family van. Also in this episode: Tim misses the smell of mimeograph ink. Luke Bryan hits Dylan Scott with a folding chair. Kevin the Guitar Center guy shows up an...
Jan 12, 2017•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 44
It’s another pow wow in the man cave! This week, Tim’s relatives try to sell him Amway. Caleb and his brother, Josh (Freight’s other son) spend their inheritance on LuLuLemon. Tim does puzzles, and banishes others to work on the sky. Freight blurts out the gate code. And Josh can’t wake up to work out. Also in this episode: Pop Star rankings with Caleb. Tim does “paint-by-number” on the toilet. Freight recounts his time in Beaumont, TX. An elderly gentleman does bicep curls in his hoveround scoo...
Jan 06, 2017•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Tim’s wife, Heather, and daughter, Olivia, are in the mancave! This week, we try to figure out what’s up with Tim’s cup. Olivia and Tim ponder sheep bar mitzvahs. What is a Christian Season? Heather talks about being married to Tim. And Caleb thinks women are like treadmills. Also in this episode: Tim and Caleb discuss being an artist vs. chasing success. Tim finds out that the secret of country music is “Eight… Wait… BOOM!”. Olivia talks about life overseas. And the gang says what they’re lovin...
Dec 29, 2016•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Join the Tim, Caleb and Freight in the mancave!!! This week, Tim has elbow pain. Nobody knows how Amazon works. Tim has a big mug. The gang takes questions from fans, and offers up a brief history of the weirdness that is Poddy Break. Also on this episode: Tim doesn’t have a foamy thing. Freight has his soffits and facia covered in vinyl. A man punches a kangaroo. The boys discuss their favorite Christmas movies. The crew gets a call from a German inventor. And Tim shakes down the entire country...
Dec 22, 2016•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 41
We're back for Branyan 2: Electric Boogaloo. This week, Jason walks in. Caleb and Branyan can't figure out what fresh milk is. Tim tries to figure out how much riboflavin a grown man needs. Branyan confesses his love for Mountain Dew Code Red. And Freight accidentally pitches a new Disney movie. Also on this episode: Caleb has been plowing the nans, again. Tim won't go in a hot air balloon. Branyan apparently doesn't listen to the podcast. Freight talks about dogs ruffing, while workers are roof...
Dec 15, 2016•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Yo, yo… Big John BranBran is on the biggity-bus… Freight totally wrecks, like, 5 whole ‘nans. Tim asks what everyone for their Christmas “must-have’s”. Freight wants a flashlight that you can deep fry. Gonzo becomes a pirate. And the gang gets a phone call from Caleb’s beard. Also on this episode: Tom Cruise is an alien, and other conspiracy theories. John list his favorite horror movies. Caleb has a nightmare that comes true. Bob Ross gets a little arrogant. And Pablo Escobar start selling Girl...
Dec 08, 2016•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Tim’s brother & manager, Todd, is on the bus! This week, Freight suppresses his feelings. Tim and Todd reminisce about terrible gigs and trying to find success in the early days. Todd talks about the unfortunate side-effects of Caleb’s diet. And Tim pretends his brother is a turtle. Also on this episode: Freight takes a drink and it’s super weird. Todd talks about addictive personalities. Caleb and Todd go for a run. Tim is writing a movie. Caleb tries to skip Christmas decorating at Freight...
Nov 29, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 38
DING DING!! Time for Round 2!! Listen as Bob shares stories of dating in the modern age, as Freight slowly transforms into Crappaw. Tim reminisces about what dating was like in the old days, and Caleb is tired of playing the game. Freight doesn’t care about emojis. And Caleb says "Wife Me"... Also on this episode: Tim tears a donut hole in half. The gang reveals their personal trump cards. Bob talks about his career after divorce. Caleb goes on a diet and his circle of friends has a meltdown. An...
Nov 24, 2016•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Bob is back for another Poddy Break! Tim and Caleb try to whisper for the entire episode. Freight doesn’t have a foamy thing on his microphone. Bob buys groceries for Crappaw. Tim specifies what a sandwich is. The gang talks about who makes them laugh. And Caleb sings the Hippopotamus Song. Also on this episode: Tim loses his cheese stick. Bob leaves a Gonzo mug in his attic. Freight does an impersonation. Caleb has an audio meltdown. The gang discusses how early is too early for a pot pie. And ...
Nov 17, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 36
We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement. Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows ...
Nov 03, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned. Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $1...
Oct 27, 2016•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Who’s ready for more?!?! Kenn Kington is on the bus! Pooz is on the bus! Spencer is on the bus! EVERYONE IS ON THE BUS!!! Glade calls in! Kenn and Tim talk about past jobs. The gang talks about songs they never want to hear again, and OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS, TIM AND FREIGHT SING A DUET!!!! Also on this episode: Fresh Thyme Farmers Market gets P-P-P-P-P-POOZED ON! Enjoy Bowtie Talk with Spencer. Ikea Man thinks the watermelon spears are as crunchy as jicama. And Tim calls his kids “Hun”. Let’s get F...
Oct 20, 2016•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Are you ready??!??!?! John Branyan is back on the bus, and we’re ready to go! Tim insults John’s love of chicken strips. Freight forges Caleb’s signature on a cymbal. John gives an egg update. Tim tries to blow up a Jolly Rancher in the microwave. And Freight finds a gnat in his loaf of bread. Also in this episode: John suggests making a twinkie gun with gunpowder. Homeland security confiscates some pumpkin canons. John explains where baby corn comes from, while Tim gets weirded out by english c...
Oct 13, 2016•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 32
The gang is hanging out in the man cave at Tim’s casa. Cheese has the sniffles. Tim installs a dimmer while sitting on the toilet. Freight sits on his mic. Caleb sprays sea salt in his hair. The gang has hat talk, and decides to go see hockey in Canada. Also in this episode: Freight has a garage sale. Tim ponders getting the band back together. The gang talks about pranks. Freight pees in Tim’s cornflakes. And Cheese has his #iamfreight moment. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chri...
Oct 06, 2016•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Well, well, well… It looks like good old Bob Smiley is back on the bus! In this episode, Tim discovers Cheerwine. Caleb and Tim equip Freight to defend himself. The gang talks about meeting you, the fans, at shows. Bob gets a bottle of ketchup. Also in this episode: Brian “Head” Welch brakes Tim’s frog. Caleb gets a tiny pumpkin. Coach cuts Tim’s hair. The gang talks about Halloween costumes. Bob doesn’t understand that haunted houses aren’t real. And, if you’ve had a tropical fruit smoothie bet...
Sep 29, 2016•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Jonnie W is back! (and we could talk to him if Freight didn't take his sweet time getting to the dadgum microphone...) Tim gets flummoxed by cheese cubes. Jonnie gets in trouble with his wife because of something Caleb said. And, in a special turn of events... JASON THE BUS DRIVER IS ON THE PODCAST! Jason gets a poignant phone call from the strange man that he found in his hotel room. (and it's amazing!) Also on this episode: Jonnie talks about his past jobs. Tim starts "hot sauce talk". Jonnie ...
Sep 22, 2016•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Hold on to your seats! Daren is back on the bus. This episode, the gang visits Mount Rushmore. Freight, Tim & Daren recount where they were on the morning of September 11th. Freight remembers tiny Caleb and his pumpkin. #pumpkinsforcaleb Daren gets covered in ticks. One of those ticks calls into the show. Also in this episode: Daren gets locked out of the bathroom. Freight raises the ruff. We ask the fans to name the bus. Tim wants to put a slide in the nostrils of the mountainous visage of ...
Sep 15, 2016•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 28
We have the legendary JOHN CRIST on the bus! Tim, John, Caleb & Freight talk about John's viral video, authenticity in the Christian industry, and eating at Buffalo Wild Wings. Ikea man makes an appearance, and Tim wants to kickstart the Freight Fruit calendar. Also in this episode: John talks about his failed stand up bits, Tim finds joy in picking up stuff in his yard, and Freight gives insight into the mysterious world of gift cards. Tweet us @poddybreak Click here to SEE TIM LIVE! Tweet ...
Sep 08, 2016•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Tim's Mom is here! Pooz is here! John Crist is here! Honestly, this is the most people we've ever had on the bus. But even with those cameos this show is about the greatness that is Nelda Hawkins, Tim's mom. Hear her spin yarns about not being able to find a towel at the hotel, Coach accidentally drinking champagne, and the time Tim drank a bottle of laxative. She's got stories about not dancing, what Tim was like as a baby, and what it's like having a comedian as a son. Tweet us @poddybreak See...
Sep 01, 2016•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Bob Smiley is back! Tim and the gang have sandwich talk. Tim asks Jason the bus driver about putting pants on a pig. Cheese talks about sheep fur. Caleb and Tim talk about Christmas songs, Electric Light Orchestra and NEEDTOBREATHE. Also on this episode: Annoying noises. Bob's fear of heights. Senor Pretzel. And Freight fills us in on "walking around tacos". Tweet us @poddybreak Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ T weet Bob @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
Aug 25, 2016•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Jonnie W is back on the bus! Tim and Caleb geek out on Michael Jackson music. The gang decides if Freight should shave his head and grow a giant beard. Tim gets in trouble for running in church. Caleb leads the gang in a retrospective of corporal punishment. Jonnie gets hit by a wet orange in a gym sock, and Tim has a potty accident in the car. Chris Cornell and Neil Diamond stop by, and Luke Bryan duets with Michael Jackson. Also on this episode: Olympic Talk, Badminton memories with Tim & ...
Aug 18, 2016•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!! Tweet us @poddybreak Get your Tim Tickets at http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Aug 11, 2016•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna. Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. ...
Aug 04, 2016•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 22
It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vikings. Also on this episode: Tim talks about his old band "Better than Enemas". The gang discusses Po...
Jul 28, 2016•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 21
The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage. Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Mi...
Jul 21, 2016•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 20
THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled by a house cat off camera. Spencer and his new bride, Keagan honeymoon at Disneyland and eat bad Jap...
Jul 14, 2016•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious question, and Tim gives another terrible answer. Kirk buffs up and beards up for a movie roll. Also ...
Jun 30, 2016•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 18
We havin' a poddy up in here! Tim welcomes comedian Taylor Tomlinson. In this episode, Caleb and Tim faceswap, while Freight gets crazy with emojis. Taylor teaches Tim a new word. Mozart gets insecure about his age. Taylor and Tim swap bad emcee introduction stories, while Caleb lights a candle for Kari Jobe and the Saint Louis Blues. Also: Tim bursts onto the country music scene, unbeknownst to himself. Taylor recounts her time on NBC's Last Comic Standing, and decides to write greeting cards i...
Jun 23, 2016•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 17
