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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

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The Tim Hawkins Podcast is the brainchild of comedian Tim Hawkins. Listen as Tim talks about any number of topics with fellow comedians, friends and sometimes, random passersby.
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S1 Ep16: 016 - Aaron Willis - Foot Fives, Music Nerds and Candyland

Dust off those record albums, and get ready to trip the light fantastic. Woohoo! Tim teaches Freight how to read. Caleb adds every movie in existence to his watchlist. Aaron's rescue dog barks at golfers. And Freight punches Aaron in the face. Also in this episode: Tim and Aaron geek out on record albums and the difference between analog and digital. Caleb loses his mind for Hot Cocoa and learns some big words. Aaron cries like a little baby man at a cartoon, and Tim has chlorine eyes during bib...

Jun 16, 20161 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 16

S1 Ep15: 015 - John Branyan - Poopy Pants, Roller Coasters and Fish Milk

Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talking to. Also in this episode: Meet Glade, the guy that wants to know where you got that turkey leg, ...

Jun 09, 20161 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 15

S1 Ep14: 014 - Jonnie W - Cankers, Pro Wrestlers and Fake Crows

Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling. Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slides across the stage on his elbows. Caleb researches the legality of shooting a hawk. An MMA fighter ...

Jun 02, 20161 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 14

S1 Ep13: 013 - Jonnie W - Carey the Bus Driver, Pork Cracklins and Backwards Masking

Whew buddy, this episode of Poddy Break is chock-a-block with ridiculousness! Tim and fellow comedian Jonnie W relive the days of backwards masking, dare each other to say goofy words on stage, and watch pimple popping videos together. Also, Caleb gets swole, Freight steps on a landmine, and Carey the Bus Driver recounts his tales on the road. On that twitter game @poddybreak Get more of Jonnie W at http://jonniew.com/ T weet in his general direction: @Jonnie_W Be an instafan: @jonniewcomedy Lea...

May 26, 20161 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 13

S1 Ep12: 012 - The Crew - Bacon Fences, Adams Apples and Nitroglycerin

This very special episode features the Rockshow Road Crew. Get to know Caleb, Freight, & Matt (Queso) as Tim delves deep into the psyche of the group. Listen to Sweet Child of Mine sung by a bodybuilder. Enjoy as Freight runs down his must see TV list, and the gang tries to figure out what's up with AC/DC. The IHOP waitress needs help remembering milk, the crew deals with Facebook Live, and Tim plays in the gumball machine at the Ford dealership. Tweet until your fingers fall off... @poddybr...

May 19, 20161 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 12

S1 Ep11: 011 - Bob Smiley - Hard Boiled Eggs, Tortilla Showers and Charlie the Mouse

Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse! Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ Bob's on Twitter: @bobsmileycomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

May 12, 20161 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 11

S1 Ep10: 010 - Kenn Kington - Sleeveless Turtlenecks, Baby with a Beer Can, and Monkey Hairbrush

Grab a couple of cheesesticks, and listen as Kenn returns to avenge his lost episode!! Tim ponders funny doctor names. Kenn and Caleb make it weird. Learn how Freight and his wife got their nicknames. Kenn and Tim tell "The Belt Story", and Kenn makes a midnight run to Walmart. Oh yeah, and FREIGHT SINGS!!!!! FO REALZ!!! #RoadDogTurnsSongBird Also on this episode: "Who's Pandra?" and "Try a delicious loaf of Sans Bread®" Send us your beans and rice recipies on twitter @poddybreak Check out more ...

May 05, 20161 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 10

S1 Ep9: 009 - John Branyan - Flying Kites, Cones of Dunshire, and Donald Trump's Brother

Oh boy! It's time for another Poddy Break. John's dad dials a telephone and flies a kite, while Tim accuses Ted Cruz of eating off brand cereal. Caleb is relieved of his title as Water Expert, and Tim zip-a-dee-doo-dahs himself into an electric scooter. Also in this episode: "Who invented the microwave?" and "A Day at the Pigeon Factory". Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Visit John's interwebs homepage John's on twitter @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Apr 28, 20161 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 9

S1 Ep8: 008 - Laura C - Phone Calls, Songwriting, and Yorkies

Tim welcomes artist and long time friend, Laura C. They discuss songwriting, verbal vomit, bossy songs, and Ironman figurines. Tim's wife, Heather, and Caleb are along for the ride. A British guy reads country music lyrics, yorkies attack, and Tim looks up cathartic in the dictionary. This episode features Laura C's song "Broken Open" from her album "The Gift of Brokenness". Get more of Laura C on iTunes or listen to her music on ReverbNation Don't forget to chat us up @poddybreak Learn more abo...

Apr 21, 20161 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 8

S1 Ep7: 007 - John Branyan - Small Towns, Salmon Jackets, and Petite Quiche

Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren. Don't forget to tweet the guys your comments, questions, and alternative uses for baking soda at @poddybreak Get more of John Branyan at: http://jbcomedy.webflow.io/ or on twitter @john_branyan Learn...

Apr 14, 20161 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 7

S1 Ep6: 006 - Bob Smiley, Part 2 - Pickles, Deer Urine, and Decorative Towels

In part two, Tim and Bob delve into why B's are funnier than R's, how to field dress a deer, and the Wiggle's Greatest Hits. Bob also talks about his recent divorce, his new role as a single parent, and reading the fine print for online dating profiles. Caleb and Jackson, Tim's youngest son, are along for the ride. See more of Bob at: http://www.bobsmiley.com Bob's twitter: @bobsmileycomic Also, send your questions, comments, and conspiracy theories to our new Poddy Break twitter account: @poddy...

Apr 07, 20161 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 6

S1 Ep5: 005 - Bob Smiley - Frugality, Clydesdales, and Coughing Pomeranians

In this episode, Tim and Bob talk Beach Body workouts, "marrying ketchups", and how to get free tube socks on the road. Bob gets a deal on a $12 microphone and fashions his own shower curtain rings. Also Tim's son, Levi Hawkins, channels his inner "rich kid". Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ On twitter: @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Mar 31, 201659 minSeason 1Ep. 5

S1 Ep4: 004 - Daren Streblow - Supplements, Cruise Ships, and Too Much Fruit

In part two of Tim's time with Daren, we learn why potato starch can ruin a friendship, and the ebb and flow of comedy on a cruise ship. Tim analyses what makes comedians tick and how much fruit is too much for a caveman. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Mar 24, 201657 minSeason 1Ep. 4

S1 Ep3: 003 - Daren Streblow - Coffee, Hats, and Childhood

Tim chats it up with comedian and radio show host Daren Streblow. Tim and Caleb haggle over how to make a good cup of coffee, all while mocking Daren's attire. Listen to the personal struggles of finding a hat that fits and what happens when you lose the joy in your spiritual life. I bet you weren't expecting that last bit. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choic...

Mar 17, 20161 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 3

S1 Ep2: 002 - Technical Difficulties

Whoopsie! You know when your computer goes all haywire, and you lose all your files, and you eat a pint of ice cream while weeping softly to yourself and watching old episodes of "House Hunters"? Okay, well most of that happened, and now, we can't release what would have been episode two. So, grab a bowl full of Chunky Monkey, keep a stiff upper lip, and head on over to episode 3! It's available now! We apologize for the inconvenience, and now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans. Learn ...

Mar 17, 20163 minSeason 1Ep. 2

S1 Ep1: 001 - Kenn Kington

It's the inaugural episode of Tim Hawkins' Poddy Break. Tim is joined by long time friend and comedian Kenn Kington. They wax poetic on direct mailers, YouTube vs Facebook, connecting with the audience and the best way to make a three bean salad. Check out more of Kenn at http://www.kennkington.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...

Mar 01, 201654 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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