Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and then answer questions from the audience, with a few rabbit trails of wisdom along the way. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supp...
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 66
In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what are you lovin?" as well as a long list of band names never realized...its a real hootenanny of a show so take you a listen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic...
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 2Ep. 65
The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy inspiring conversation on the value of confidence. And finally, Eli calls to get the Netflix password. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1...
Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 64
Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel ...
Aug 29, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 63
Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Variations on a Strogranoff". The crew discusses pillow techniques, Tim shares his playlist of the worst songs for lovemaking, "late-night Heather" arrives, and it all culminates in Livi's country music tribute to pillows. A musical extravaganza! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Ab...
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 62
The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithf...
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 2Ep. 61
The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing moments. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticg...
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 60
The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and Lizard the Lizard Queen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase...
Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 59
Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (including the best of infomercials!), and the podcast takes some calls from faithful listeners... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1...
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 58
The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Fai...
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 57
The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealth, Livy's Loving Texts Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! ...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 56
Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim . You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job c...
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 55
The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your...
May 30, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 54
The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline… Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 53
The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/t...
May 16, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 52
The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first ...
May 10, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 51
The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 50
The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently! Thank you to our sponsors this week: Faithful Counseling : Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Athletic Gree...
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 49
Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot chest (it’s serious). Heather tells the story of the nine hawks. The gang goes down memory lane with the long history of Hawkins Houses and their eclectic basements. Luke does his best to grow facial hair among his lumberjack brothers. Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! ExpressVPN: Visit expressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free!...
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 48
The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 47
The gang gets current and talks current events that are happening currently. Tim makes his plot known to “Will Smith” Albert Pujols upon his return to St. Louis. Livy saves people’s lives after having just one sip of hard seltzer. Heather sprays water at the TV during the Oscars. Luke condones steroid use in the competitive world of podcasting. Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode! Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. ...
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 46
Tim and Heather are darn near driven to bankruptcy by an extra order of guac. The gang has a classic Hawkins playlist session, in which Luke is particularly affected by Heather’s least favorite song in the universe. Livy sings a traditional Irish folk ballad (chaos ensues because there’s no vocal guitar). Jackson calls in to say hello, and don’t worry, he probably got the job! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 2Ep. 45
The gang swaps out Livy for Levi (with just a couple vowels), then talks their favorite and least favorite phrases. Tim softens the blow on telemarketers after Heather sets him straight. Luke and Levi relive the foundation of human civilization through a game of squish ball. Oh, and there will be scat. Thank you to this week's sponsors! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Public Goods: Go to ww...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 44
Tim’s inside news source in Eastern Europe has almost no clue what’s going on in Ukraine. The gang receives a complimentary batch of 2-piece swimsuits. Livy breaks down the step-by-step process of raising comedically gifted children. Heather gets road rage and hits a building with her car that was giving her some attitude. Luke recalls his boyhood days in the woods and, reportedly, is the first human to successfully put his phone charger into the wall in one fell swoop. HUGE Thanks to our Sponso...
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 43
The Gang has a collective crying fit talking about how difficult it is when families begin to grow apart. (Adele is involved, obviously). Tim practices his football coaching routine with an unusual soundtrack. Livy embraces total fashion freedom and Luke fails to make friends at the gym. Heather needs custom headphones made for her unique ear shape. Oh, and it is decided that everyone has a junk drawer - if you think you don’t, you just haven’t found it yet. Thank you to our sponsors! Public Goo...
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Tim gets a holy seal of approval from a street walker. Heather's new trainer makes her cry, but she assures us that she’s loving it. Luke and Livy spar over sparse food. Jackson, in his latest rant, issues the final verdict on peanut butter and celery. Plus, an old gem straight from Tim’s Comedy Vault…the Stalker Song! Thank you to our sponsors! Goodr: Go to goodr.com and use code TIM for 15% off at checkout! Athletic Greens : Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 travel packs with your fi...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Love lingers as the Hawkins couples discuss their romantic origin stories. Tim forces Luke to issue an apology to all women for his offensive jokes. Livy uses every spare tire in the St. Louis metro area. Heather, much like Nike, just does it. Oh, and more rapping! Big Thanks to our Sponsors! ExpressVPN: Visit ExpressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Athletic Greens: Get a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS...
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Love is in the air for the Hawkins Gang! Tim lists out everything he loves most about his dear Heather and Livy locks herself in the bathroom with a chocolate chip cookie to hide from Luke. The gang deconstructs the food pyramid and fills in their own personal pyramid. We get a live tour of Luke’s house with exclusive Livy-DVD commentary. Plus, a remix of Crappaw that you won’t want to miss! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before March 31st! Athletic Greens : Get a ...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 39
The gang revels in hodunk nation engaging with the content in new and exciting ways! Another world-famous Jackson sporting event enthralls the local community. Livy makes an award-winning short film at the Hawkins House and Luke crosses the line at an ice cream shop. Heather puts a rude employee in her proper place and Tim walks Livy down the aisle once more…his favorite grocery store aisle, that is. Big thanks to our Sponsors! Public Goods: Go to www.publicgoods.com/HAWKINS or use code HAWKINS ...
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 38
The Gang breaks out the family tree to figure out who’s going bald and who’s keeping the flow. Livy punches Luke to relieve stress and breaks out a guitar to share her latest track. Luke fixes the sink and introduces the gang to Pindar, the world dominating lizard…who calls in later! Heather shares unfortunate stories involving tobacco spit. Tim analyzes fame and shares his secret of “outermittent” fasting: eating for 22 hours a day and fasting for 2 (Please don’t try this at home). Big thanks t...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 2Ep. 37
