Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives behind the White House's interest in Tik Tok influencers, and defends the honor of a great Russian Oligarch. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEADPHONES: For 15% off! ▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim...
Mar 13, 2022•51 min
Tim finds a solution to the Russian and Ukrainian war and saves the Summer America desperately needs, and discusses why the most expensive house in Los Angeles finally sold. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 👨🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon 🚬 QUIT SMOKING: Use code TIM: ▶▶ https://lucy.co BIRD DOGS! ▶▶ https://www.birddogs.com/ use code TIMDILLON DOO...
Mar 06, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Tim discusses the ongoing war on Ukraine, a Long Island woman wreaking havoc at open houses, and manages to get hold of a Ukrainian comedian (Vladyslav Kapytsia) who is currently at a shelter in Kyiv defending his country against Russian forces and needs our help. Support Vladyslav here and fund his efforts: https://twitter.com/vladkapytsia https://youtube.com/vladkapytsia https://instagram.com/vladkapytsia His podcast is on patreon only: https://patreon.com/srakadupa https://youtube.com/srakadu...
Feb 27, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Tim talks about the new dismal communities Disney is developing, why you will rent from Blackstone forever, the tragedy in the Hamptons and Prince Andrew going to the Queen for money. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn....
Feb 20, 2022•58 min
Tim gets pulled over by a Beverly Hills Police officer, recaps the Super Bowl Party he attended and weighs in on the Russian and Ukraine war. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr
Tim is moving exclusively to Spotify. He talks Rogan, his interview with the legendary Alec Baldwin, and a questionable SUNY professor put on leave. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use pr...
Feb 06, 2022•59 min
Yannis Pappas joins us this week to discuss Jordan Peterson's recent appearance on Rogan, an interesting dinner with the founders of Substack, and what to do with the accused in Hollywood. Follow the very funny Yannis Pappas and support him here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCywn6iboO1P8U7fotfllocw https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays https://twitter.com/yannispappas Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.co...
Jan 29, 2022•1 hr
New studio reveal! This week Tim discusses the LAPD chasing Pokemon, one Australian who actually wants to work, Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot shutting down a Lamborghini dealership, the new Hype House show on Netflix, and the cheerleader who won't be returning to season 2 of Cheer. Thanks to the main man Tony Pizza https://www.instagram.com/tonylovespizza21/ and also Isaac Heckert https://www.instagram.com/isaacheckert/ for all the help on the new studio. Give them a follow! Bonus episodes every ...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ▶▶ https://bluechew.com/ 👨🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDil...
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Tim has on Lex Fridman in Austin, TX to discuss why Ghislaine and Jeffrey were in love, Robert Maxwell's ties to intelligence, Elon Musk's sense of humor, Jack Dorsey's intention, the future of blockchain technology, and what actually permits you the most freedom in life. Lex Fridman is an AI researcher at MIT and host of the Lex Fridman Podcast. Here is Lex's recent conversation with Elon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxREm3s1scA You can follow Lex on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/lexfri...
Jan 04, 2022•2 hr 40 min
Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", the controversy around "Licorice Pizza", how his Holiday Season went down, and why once again Ben and his wife are up to their usual tricks. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with P...
Dec 28, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to Dream and Ranboo), why they couldn't keep doing the Undercover Boss show with actual ceo's, and the way the media reported on Waukesha, Wisconsin. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order ...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive city in the United States. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/tim...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PRO...
Nov 29, 2021•50 min
Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, and Ghislaine's dark days in prison. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Special thank you to Luis and GAS Digital. Follow the lovely Shannon here: IG is: @ShannonLee6982, twitter is: @IMShannonLee ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UN...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr
Go fund me link for Nick: https://gofund.me/ceca307e Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been... Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCSTrfwH6lIcujHO5TDVqCA https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy....
Nov 09, 2021•1 hr 23 min
Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metaverse, and millennials vs zoomers in the work place. Also Colin Quinn (Netflix, Comedy legend) calls in! Grab tickets to Colin's run of shows here at the Lucille Lortel Theatre (Nov 2-20): https://ci.ovationtix.com/32405/production/1075913 Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdill...
Oct 31, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🥣 CEREAL: Use code TimDillon for free shipping! ▶▶ https://magicspoon.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ▶▶ https://bluechew.com/ 🤖 MANSCAPED: Use code TIMD ▶▶ h...
Oct 24, 2021•48 min
Tim covers it all this week from the Kellogg cereal strike, to a cell of serial killers across the United States. He also goes into Seattle banning halloween, Chappelle's new special (and Hannah Gadsby's retort) and why the city of Austin, TX will never stop surprising him. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶...
Oct 17, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new sponsor, the great SteveWillDoIt from NELK. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expre...
Oct 10, 2021•57 min
Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new show starring an Afghani Translator on CBS, and why exactly big directors are casting the children of dead legends. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://...
Oct 03, 2021•48 min
Tim is stalked by a woman in New York City, and gets the very mysterious and definitely real "Havana Syndrome" while staying at the same hotel as Harry and Meghan. He dives head first into the two chubby Southwest Florida boys planning a massacre at their school, and wonders why he doesn't have more mainstream success on respectable platforms like HBO. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...
Sep 26, 2021•2 hr 31 min
Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm Macdonald, and talks Nicki Minaj, and the famous and rich in this classic episode. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN:...
Sep 19, 2021•1 hr 7 min
This week Tim talks the new federal vaccine mandate, how feel good pieces in America have now become a horror, dives into the HermanCainAward subreddit, and explains the only thing Americans have left. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https...
Sep 12, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on a family, and gets to the bottom of why McDonald's ice cream machines mysteriously break. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...
Sep 05, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing his documentary about 9/11, and goes full motivational mode in this weeks episode. Featuring a brief call in from Jessa Reed: https://www.patreon.com/jessareed Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UN...
Aug 29, 2021•1 hr 11 min
This week Tim explains why we should've never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VP...
Aug 22, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them. Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCSTrfwH6lIcujHO5TDVqCA https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy....
Aug 15, 2021•48 min
Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://w...
Aug 10, 2021•59 min
We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, the makings of a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at Parkland. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🥣 CEREAL: ...
Aug 01, 2021•1 hr 1 min
