Welcome to The The One Show Show!
Each week, broadcaster and writer Jon Holmes is joined by a special guest to review the past seven days of the BBC's flagship fluff-fest The One Show in forensic detail. Cue the awful theme-tune trumpets!
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The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It's called Please End The One Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk and fighting with the police. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making good television). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.) This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this episode contains some socialist views from one of the contributors. Don't listen if you're subsequently going to email about it, there's enough already going on in the world. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technol...
Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees to go into exile for the next twenty years. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's hour of government-sanctioned exercise, and call the police the moment 61 minutes have passed. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the second of our specials where recent One Show guests testify as to their treatment in front of our investigating committee, Jon catches up with the lovely Mel Giedroyc to hear her statement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to inform the police that The One Show has been seen having a picnic in Brockwell Park and has ruined it for everyone else. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to jog past the One Show and suddenly go off furiously about how the One Show breathed on us. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO JOG, THE ONE SHOW, YOU NAZI! This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jon recently caught up with Ed Balls to find out what it's like to actually be on The One Show, instead of just moaning about it behind its back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to put the One Show on trial and demand the death penalty, even though it's only stolen some bread to feed its family, like the bloke from Les Miserables. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show if one of the symptoms of being The One Show is being shit. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hence while parts of it sound like they were recorded in a woollen sock at the bottom of a muddy canal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands, so don't worry if Marc sounds like a robot and there's some weird delays between jokes and punchlines. IT'S THE NEW NORMAL, INNIT? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to isolate the One Show down a well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to welcome the Coronavirus pandemic to the One Show's sofa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to tell the One Show it needs to self-isolate - not because of Coronavirus, but because it's terrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the first TTOSS of 2020, the beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to develop a vaccine for Coronavirus and inject the One Show with it - only to reveal it's just a syringe full of Fanta. Ha ha! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We'll be back to send Matt Baker off - Series 5 kicks off on Tuesday 10th March. Like, subscribe, tell your friends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the last TTOSS of 2019, wunderbar Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to wait for the clock to strike midnight, cross the threshold of The One Show's house, and put our best foot forward...and through any TVs that are showing The One Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The beloved writer and host of the Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to stuff the One Show's Christmas stocking full of the coal of serious criticism and a tangerine of intense loathing. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc to spread the rumour round the maximum security prison that The One Show is a snitch. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc in the week that television changed forever and Matt Baker clearly attempted to ruin this podcast by resigning. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to falsely accuse the One Show of scratching our car, in the full knowledge that we spent fifteen minutes this morning doing it ourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
