We're back from holiday and general arsing about to bring you the remains of Series 4 - and good news! The One Show is still as unsettling as ever! Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show it's been awarded a medal at a ceremony taking place in a remote hotel in Aberdeen, only for it to arrive at the remote hotel in Aberdeen to find no one knows anything about any medal ceremony. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 03, 2019•42 min•Season 4Ep. 23
Ginger stand-up mystical wizard-alike Alasdair Beckett-King and writer / producer / boss-eyed clown Cornelius Mendez join Jon to tell the One Show it’s a fancy dress party when it isn’t, only for everyone to laugh when it turns up dressed as a ‘Sexy Halloween Nurse’. It can only be … The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 16, 2019•42 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Award-winning wizard-alike stand up Alasdair Beckett-King and producer, writer and unpaid TTOSS Intern Cornelius Mendez join Jon to push the One Show off the swings in the park. It can only be… The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 15, 2019•35 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Smersh Pod's evil genius John Rain and the nation's sweetheart Julia Raeside of Box of Delights and The Curse of Strictly join Jon to tell the One Show that it's just the local doctor come to take some blood, before giving it a lethal dose of morphine and crudely changing its will. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 10, 2019•35 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Dashing Smersh Pod man John Rain and even more dashing Julia Raeside of Box of Delights and The Curse of Strictly join Jon to tell the One Show it can go on the bus before them, and then suddenly start shouting at it for "pushing in, like a twat." It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 09, 2019•37 min•Season 4Ep. 19
The delightful Lucy Pinder and smashing Joel Morris join Jon to carefully guide The One Show down an abandoned lift shaft. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 02, 2019•38 min•Season 4Ep. 18
Beloved comedy writer Joel Morris (also on the Rule of Three pod) and the adored actress and model Lucy Pinder (also on the Smashing Sundays pod) join the much less beloved Jon (who is on this pod) to ask The One Show if it can see the dolphin, and when it gets to the ship's edge, smashes it over the head with a wrench. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 01, 2019•37 min•Season 4Ep. 17
The amazing Beth Granville and the dashing Tom Price join Jon to hurl an egg at The One Show as it cowers in the back of a police van on the way to its trial for crimes against entertainment. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 26, 2019•34 min•Season 4Ep. 16
The mighty actors and radio dudes Tom Price and Beth Granville join Jon to slip a load of laxatives into The One Show's tea just before it gets on a trampoline. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 25, 2019•35 min•Season 4Ep. 15
The beloved Jake Yapp joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show it's been nominated for the Mercury Music Prize, and then watch it from the hotel bar opposite as it fruitlessly attempts to gain entry to the awards while wearing its best suit, the idiot. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 20, 2019•36 min•Season 4Ep. 14
The beloved Jake Yapp joins Jon and Marc to tamper with the One Show's brakes at the top of the icy hill marked 'TV Criticism'. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 19, 2019•33 min•Season 4Ep. 13
The brilliant Fi Glover joins Jon, Marc and a sold-out audience for The The One Show Show the way it was never intended to be - live. Again. Recorded at the London Podcast Festival on Friday, 6th September 2019. And now you can hear it preserved for posterity (if you were there) or for free, as usual (if you weren't.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 13, 2019•34 min•Season 4Ep. 12
The brilliant Fi Glover joins Jon, Marc and a sold-out audience for The The One Show Show the way it was never intended to be - live. Recorded at the London Podcast Festival on Friday, 6th September 2019. And now you can hear it preserved for posterity (if you were there) or for free, as usual (if you weren't.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 12, 2019•35 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Julia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress the One Show as a cat and then shove it down a well. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available - I don't know how it works but oc...
Sep 04, 2019•32 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Julia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tie the One Show's shoelaces together while it sleeps and then set off all the fire alarms. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available -...
Sep 03, 2019•42 min•Season 4Ep. 9
The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask the One Show whether it's starting, because we're asking. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out - only 10 remaining! Available here: https://w...
Aug 28, 2019•36 min•Season 4Ep. 8
We're back (sorry, we took a bit of time out when The One Show wasn't on, and it was so nice not to have to watch The One Show, we didn't come back even when it restarted.) The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bundle the One Show into our car and then demand a ransom, even though we killed it an hour ago. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we...
Aug 27, 2019•37 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Right, Wimbledon's on so The One Show's buggered off. They've finally found a way to shut us up. Except they haven't, because (a) they'll be back. Mark my words, they'll be back, and (b) we're presenting TTOSS: LIVE at the London Podcast Festival in September! Tickets and info available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 09, 2019•2 min•Season 4Ep. 7
The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to accuse the One Show of murder for a laugh. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/page/...
Jul 03, 2019•33 min•Season 4Ep. 6
The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show by the scruff of it neck and throw into the criticism canal. Bring your own rocks. The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! A...
Jul 02, 2019•37 min•Season 4Ep. 5
TTOSS is back to wrestle The One Show to the floor (critical arena) and stuff dirt (criticism) into its mouth until it chokes (improves its output) or dies (dies). On today's show: Richard Curtis nabs someone's idea for a film, a massive bag of crisps, we spy on British people going to bed, stop saying 'ummmm', Madonna's being difficult, and Mustard make their long-awaited festival appearance, again, because it makes us laugh when we hear it. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Ac...
Jun 26, 2019•45 min•Season 4Ep. 4
TTOSS is back to lay a critical egg in The One Show and then burst out of its chest on a space ship. On today's show. Jon and Marc are joined by the tremendous actor and all round dude Samantha Baines as Jason Donovan disses Michael Ball, someone's knitted their own budgies, far too many baby hats, Sheridan Smith has her hand held hostage, an ordinary 16 year old schoolgirl, and Mustard make their long awaited festival appearance. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Jun 25, 2019•48 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Like a bat out of hell, TTOSS returns to fly into The One Show's face, get caught up in its hair and then bite it, requiring The One Show to have a painful tetanus shot. On today's show. Jon and Marc are joined by BBC Radio legend Phil Williams as Anneka Rice is her own imaginary agent, a housing estate is built on a chemical dump, Henry Blofeld is told to shuddup, some model trains are smashed, a woman sacrifices the planet for some mini-cheeses and the most confusing Hovis-based science experi...
Jun 19, 2019•33 min•Season 4Ep. 2
The BBC Radio 5 Live broadcasting legend Phil Williams joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to adopt The One Show but then return it to the orphanage, saying it's not right. On today's show: a Nazi walking stick is uncovered, PG Wodehouse gets updated for 2019, Henry Blofeld reading out Stormzy lyrics doesn't go viral, a housing estate is built on a chemical dump and Lee Mack has only one setting; ON. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Jun 18, 2019•36 min•Season 4Ep. 1
We're back for arbitrarily numbered Series 4! All new episodes of the old format about the teatime show you don't watch and never will. Starting Tuesday 18th June 2019. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 12, 2019•1 min
Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wrestle The One Show but suddenly shoot and go for the eyes. On today's show: George Clooney listens to a stepdad's guffs, a cat's name is ridiculed by an A-lister, spoiler alert: there's a poor VT on the way, a Spanish woman gets some racist music, we find out how much a tortoise costs, a granny writes on a wall, Angelica Bell calls it 'The One Sow' and IT'S NOT BELABOURED. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Host...
May 29, 2019•35 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to write a tell-all expose of the One Show's disgusting personal life. On today's show: JLS isn't mentioned, Rochelle off the Saturday's plagiarises a quiz show, a teacher shouts 'bum Al Qaeda', George Clooney mocks the audience, Matt loves Little Mix, and a Lisa Stansfield/Gabrielle confusion. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 28, 2019•39 min•Season 3Ep. 22
Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone the One Show in the middle of the night 783 times. On today's show: ha ha cat illnesses, a weak texter, a plane gets far too close, why rabbits die, a woman gets banned from complaining, AdventureCat and a woman who's broken a centuries old coded diary or whatever . It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 22, 2019•30 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to order 600 unwanted pizzas to the One Show's house. On today's show: an old lady reads a lesbian diary, The One Show refuses to discuss mental health, Jack reveals he lives in a cupboard, medicinal bifters, what do dogs eat, the worst texter EVER, and bowcatting. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 21, 2019•35 min•Season 3Ep. 20
The superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton ) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to kiss The One Show on the lips and then send the CCTV to its wife. Angelica Bell explains the mysteries of the universe, Matt Baker believes in aliens, the Chinese army take over The One Show, blue plaques for nothing, a lady says 'United Kringdom', the England Lionesses are patronised, no one can remember the name of the man from Modern Family and the question 'W...
May 15, 2019•43 min•Season 3Ep. 19
