What's up you guys? I'm signing up for the Open this year because I love the community, the challenge and the sport of fitness, and I'd love to see you there on the leaderboard as well. What's up, guys? It's Sprager here coming to you live from the sauna telling you why you should sign up for the 2025 Across the Games Open. So one, it's measurable. It's my favorite part about it.
You can compare it to your past and your future self, and you can see if you degressed in your fitness or if you improved in your fitness. So I love it as a metric for my athletes and for myself. To the community.
You get to experience blood, sweat, and tears with your fellow gym members, with your friends next to you and their core memories that will last a lifetime because you're going to be pushed outside your comfort zone and three, it's going to teach you a lot of things about yourself. Well, you're amidst a hard workout or you're being pushed outside of your comfort zone. You're. Going to learn. Some tough lessons. You're going to be proud of yourself.
You're going to come out of it a better person. So I love the Open for those three reasons, and I hope to see you on the leaderboard. What's up? My name is William Leahy, the 4th. And this is my. 5th year signing up for the CrossFit Open and you should too. Welcome to the spin, John Tyler. Mr. Bryson Del Monte is back. Oh, and look at this. Oh, I. Just wanted to talk to you for no reason so. The funny thing is Caleb doesn't have any back end controls, so I don't know what he's going to do
over there. Great question. Hang out I. Don't have to pull your pull your weight, Caleb, we're. Going to see Caleb's real personality, right? Doesn't have the monitor chat doesn't have to pull anything up, he can just hang out and it's. Weird man, this is where we get cancelled. If there's a time we get cancelled. Bryson, this is not the Sev on show, OK? This is a family family. Thing I know I just last time I was on here, last time I was on
here, I held my tongue a little. Bit you did. You did. You were really good. I thought you were really good last time you were on here. He's safer on the stream than he is in the chat, correct? Is probably the what I was thinking about it before we get into the teams. I do want to look at this. Let's see before I pull up the wrong thing. I will say Bryson, I get, I get wild in the comments like I have like no like concern for people's opinions and comments.
When you get a couple, like when you get a good stream of like one good comment after another, that's getting people a little riled up, it gets dangerous. I I get extremely aggressive. You can really get going in there because sometimes they'll just be. Idiots and. You're like, well it's my time to shine baby. Just playing Dicks around. Welcome to King Idiot Bill. Also just because of the open ad reminded me of this I I worked out in this morning so and I already showered and changed.
I don't have it on right now, but I got my T-shirt for signing up for the open and it is sick. I just, I just got it too. I got it in the mail. I haven't looked at it yet, but. Yeah, so do that. Here we go. In between the events of the In the Rain sandbox, they now have a little little what is that? They're using a pallet. Little skid are. They doing that for every lane because if it's just those two I feel like it's going to take a long time. It looks like every lane, yeah.
You actually pick straws in the back and then then if you get drawn, you get the you get the skid. Well, the issue wasn't even like the footprints in the sand, it was that some of the lanes were like. Yeah, up and down. Which a pallet's just going to go up and down with the lane anyway. Caleb's covered up by tears. See it, Caleb. Oh that, that's so dirty. Hey, that's how it normally is. So I'll, I'll just be here. Wait, who? Where's that noise coming from? Look at that crowd.
Look at that crowd. Wow. Holy shit dude. Dang, the last. Time I saw that many people I was in an HEB. It is packed, so for whatever anybody that's saying it's not packed, you're lying. Yeah, I heard the vibes are pretty high now. I was talking to some people that showed up that were there the last two days and then these two days and they showed up and they were pretty excited about everything this time. So I'm sure that, you know, and it's actually sunny out close to 70.
It's way better than rainy and 55 S And the teams, I mean, everybody's going to see the daughters. It's the last time you'll see Catherine before Never Mind or, or what. Spin. I don't know, John. John's throwing out rumors out there. Nobody knows what Spin does for a job. I'm halfway convinced he's a secret agent. No, he's not a secret agent. He just, he used to work for the CIA. He knows more than everyone else. You're telling me he's not a secret agent?
No, like, you know how you know how there's like Snowdon's of the world, Edward Snowdon's and they're like just just just smarter than everybody, just crazy smart. And they chose to use their talents for for good. Like spin. Spin is like in the same class but just ended up liking CrossFit. I write articles for about CrossFit instead. Yeah, Spin is Iron Man. Something like that. Something like that. All right, you want to take a look at the leaderboard for the actual competition recap.
Yeah, let me bring it up for you. That's the wrong one. That's the wrong one. Jeez, come. On. Come on, Caleb, I'm. Ready Caleb's. Getting sad? I don't know what's. Happening. Go get back behind to you. Let's see. Let's see if I can fix that for Caleb. We got we got to see Caleb frog grips really is It's out, you're out. Oh, nice. All right. There it is, Yeti outcasts top, but the Swedish House Mafia, they actually know how to do the flow and actually utilize moving
the equipment back. Yeah, it's crazy that the only thing they were faster at is just moving their blocks. Like like like they all every like there's like 8 teams that were faster than them but they were the only team that moved everything in one go and then that made the dip the whole entire workout was who could move their stuff the best.
I don't like that. I I mean, I like it if it's, that's the only thing and there's more stuff to move and you got to be smart about it and the workout is actually moving point A to point B, but it does make the worst the rest of the workout kind of pointless. If you know, that's it, like they could beat everybody doing that. I props to them. It's like they did it. They're smarter than everybody else. But I'm, I'm with you, Brian, like I was. You under your room like. Me.
Yeah. I can check. I I was thinking about that though, like I like the bench press workout last last year yesterday, but they didn't. I think they should have required them just to take one block at a time from a fit fitness perspective, especially for the women. Right. Like they had the option to choose to carry 1 and go back and forth twice or carry both and then all the men just carried both at the same time. Part of me is like just make them force them to carry one at a time.
I think you should force them to carry 2 at a time and then say figure it out because it would have been Well, yeah, well, it would have been very hard for some, but you could, you could have done it. You just had to wait for people and figured it out, right? Like you would have been just slower, but don't you? Just have the same. Argument that the transition was the determining factor and who won though. No, because then fitness still
comes into play. Like they were so much faster just because they had one less trip than everybody else. When everybody's making that one trip, you can make up for it in fitness, even if you're not as good. Does that make sense? Even if the transition's harder
for you. I'm fine with the transitions being the crux of the workout, like how your ability to move like to horizontally displace things as Jr. would say I think is fine and that if that's what you're testing, it just sucks when part of that is moving through sand with sleds that aren't even in every lane. Do you do you like the the strategy of moving the stuff? Yeah, I think that's awesome.
It was kind of fun to watch because then you could watch people just dump them in the middle of the lane and look like fucking idiots. Yeah, and I mean like, just no matter how you do it, like you just have to get this shit from here to over there. It doesn't matter how you do it at all. I think is is great and it's in, it's an awesome test. It's it's fun to watch. You just want to make sure everyone has the exact same route to take and one person isn't going up the sand
mountain. Yeah, Danielle, I don't, I don't get it. I think anytime there's a team competition, like the communication is just not there. And she talks about it like, oh, we we're communicating. Like I think was it Shelby Neil is like, yeah, we were, we were great communication. We were, we were In Sync and everything. And I'm like, where were you? Yeah, but. Well, she also said that they got first and they didn't get first. Yeah, that's that's an important piece of information.
Well, Danielle just lives in her own world, so she. Was like leaving in the middle of like where they had multiple burpees left and she was just running away. She's the kind of person who you would tell you would be on her team and be like, like, come on, let's go. You got this. And she'd be like, don't fucking tell me what to do and then break because you, you took cheered her on and then, like, trying to start doing shit on her own. Yeah. Hey, this morning I ran a 5K in 17 minutes guys.
Wow, great job. It was either it was either 17 or 27, but I'm pretty sure it was 17. That sounds sounds about right. Yeah. And did you guys notice Danielle? I think I'm trying to see if I can find it. She did not pull the sled far enough when she went one of the one of the times she pulled it and like went right past the orange cones and then right before they started doing the bar muscle UPS the judge pointed out to her that she didn't do it
right. You know, you know, what I find funny is that her team, her team in Socal was Ariel and Emily, right? And Ariel and Emily got somebody else. They didn't get Danielle. It's true. Yeah, man. And what's it's weird to me that she keeps on doing it? She. Well, because I think everybody's terrified to. Oh. Yeah, dude, it's weird to me. It's weird to me that she keeps doing fucking CrossFit. Yeah, I'm, I'm really surprised
that. Hey now, now Mama Brandon is one of our members, so. Hey, I'm not saying that because I think she's bad at it, I think she's really good at it, but it just seems like it's extremely mentally taxing for her and it didn't decreases her quality of life. She didn't play team sports growing up, right? She only played like track, Play track. Yeah, I think she was just a track athlete. I don't think she ever did like. Pole vault. Pole vault in four hundreds. Yeah, that's right.
Let's see here. Where is she? But she did a lot of sports. Yeah, but like, dude, being on, I mean, you know, being on a a real team sport, like it teaches you communication better than anything. Else you just. You have to know your role. Like the whole thing about team sport, like you just really need to know your role. I had a buddy, Alex Kowalewski, and I remember him being on, He was good enough to be on a team. And I was like, Alex, why don't you go for the team?
And he was like, I don't like peeing on teams with people. I don't, I'm not a good communicator. And I was like, fucking know your role. Like that's awesome. Oh well. I mean, close dude, not even. Close. Yeah. OK, OK, OK, OK. She she could have just said. She could have just said that she thought it was the cones, though, You know what I mean? I get that. Like she thought she thought her feet, her feet had to get past the cones. I'm saying like that. That's just a mental air.
That's in that of of. I yeah, I still see that happening, though. I don't think that's like her just not being there and just quitting. Like I think she, I think she just made a mistake there. I don't think. That's and then you see the judge right in there. Did they make her go back and fix it? Yeah, so they're pointing right now. And so you'll see the sled right there hanging out in the middle of the sand by itself. And now she goes, runs across, oh shit.
So I mean, like, she literally wasted, I don't know, 20 seconds and then she can't get it going. Hey but this is a good y'all are. Playing with Danielle no listen Shelby Neal lost half a second every single burpee they did. This is a This is a good point. Someone in the comments said Danielle Brandon would mop the floor with all of us because she's fitter than us. So obviously we didn't know that before this, that Daniel Brandon's fitter than all of us.
So we just have to stop talking about it now because she's fitter than us. Let's get right that she could probably whip my ass too, so. If that like, yeah, if we had it your way, I would never be allowed to talk about. It yeah, there would be no show because we'd be competing idiots. Jules. Jules. Knows my ass too. If you, we, we any, any nail that's sticking up, we're hitting you. And it don't matter if you're Danielle or you're fucking Austin Hatfield, we're we're
laying into you. Yeah. Ariel Lowen must not be sick anymore. 3rd place Tris leches the Jesse Smith team. That's. The Hot Chicks team, the Ariel Lowen team. Sorry, I just had to say that. The Ariel Lowen team. Yeah, that's the Hot Chicks team. So like. Ariel we. Were pink on Wednesday's team. Ariel, Emily and Abby Dolment. Yeah, OK. I see. I see your direction there, Caleb. Dude, they kind of hit all the categories, don't they? Like like, like, like not, not, not your not, not your
categories. Bryson, though, that's not, that's not. Yeah, I was going to. And then Bryson wanted to make it freaking about porn because him and Taylor can't go 10. Seconds. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wasn't. Even tough he. Said that he said that. I just say Emily's a bit. She likes to throw herself out there on Instagram, right? Abby Dolman is a freaking model back in like, right? And then Ariel Lowman. Ariel Lowen is a inspirational mom.
I'm just going to hit all the three categories of good looking women. That's a that's wife material. Out there, a mom I'd like to work out with. Yeah, I would also like to work out there. Dude, Dylan's going to come on this podcast. So he knows. He'd be like, hey, Dylan, Dylan, he's got a sugar mom at. Home that's right y'all would have worked out with my wife. Oh. Man Mirham, 5th place with some other people. Reebok crew, The teenage daughters.
Where are the daughters though? Broadway girls? John, didn't you pick them? Yeah, I'm not good at team man. I stay away from Team I, I never claimed that I know the. Junks. You were talking about this on the last show, the the one I missed. So you were saying that like Brian and them like deeper in the ranks did a little better. And it's because you don't pay any attention to athletes that don't matter.
That's correct, I know my role. Yeah, you're like, if you're not in the top 30, I don't give a shit. I don't. That's awful. I want to, I want to be the most accurate person when it comes to the fittest people in the world. And if you're not that I don't care about. You hey and the paychecks don't the CrossFit Games paychecks don't care if you're not in the top 20, so John's even more for giving them that we. Need to be doing more. For the athletes. We have to cover them all. We.
Did more for the bottom athletes. What would what would other podcasts do? It's not what other media, it's what the media is doing for the. Athletes listen. There are podcasts out there that do care about not the top of the top or the the fittest people in the world, just, you know, pretty fit people. And they get 16 views. And and you know, if that's your, if that's your cup of tea, I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm I'm not about it. But you go, you go do you?
I go team mediocre. I'm like, go get it right. It's not about it's not about what y'all do. I just don't like how you look and that's not it. Speaking of what athletes can do for the media, Sprague shouted this out. I guess on the on the reps ahead thing, he shouted out and he won, yeah. Oh, I thought you were saying Barbos be. It's just just Tyler, well, he called himself to win it, so that's probably what he was talking about. Yeah. I mean, that didn't start out as
a callback. And then I realized I was saying the exact same thing I said in that that thing. I was like, I'm going to finish this out. Mayhem Baywatch down there in 3020 fourth and then a bunch of people that are. They like OG Baywatch or is it like the rock Baywatch? No, it's the. It's the Zoe Jones. It's the. Just mayhem. Mayhem, folks. Molly Mcgrandy, She's in there, right? Yeah. OK, and I and I'm being sincere when I say that like, 'cause Jamie Latimer's in the comments,
I am being sincere. Well, I know we joke about it, but I am being sincere. That's just, I'm never going to look at those people. There's other people that care about those people, right? I mean, nobody cares about the Masters people more than Clydesdale, right? We, I think we all can agree about that. Nobody cares about mediocre fitness more than be friendly. I think we all agree about that. Keep doubling down there, John.
When it comes, when it comes to the mountain, the fittest people in the world, that is. That is this show. What John, What John cares about? That's why he's here. Overall, Yeti outcast despite not carrying the blocks over efficiently or carrying the sled far enough, sitting in 1st, 4th and a second. Trace lay chase 3rd and 4th, the little Mcdaughter coming in hotter, a second and a seventh teenagers. Who are they? Lucy Mcgonigal, so Pedro's big fan. Reese Littlewood and Bjorgos
Bjorn's daughter. Bjorn's daughter. Yeah, Burgos, Bjorn's daughter. Spin Spin called them on that one, right he. Did I? I said they were on the 1st event, the overhead squad. That. Would be a good choice. So that was a good pick. Relight, Salt Bays, Reebok crew, a lot of the same names. Broadway girls down there in 8th. I pick Team Print Propood I think 8th, the 9th. Chase hates that name. Yeah, froggy girls who don't run do not like your. Ass when you have a have a hemorrhoid.
No, it's when you're a really good pooper. Oh, OK. Pro food froggy girls who don't run don't like doing burpees. And. That's, that's, that's crazy, isn't it? I mean, go with them. They know their role, I'll tell you that. Yeah, the daughters sitting down there in 13th place. What did you guys pick on the over under of their placement? The Who? The daughters I I put in. I said. I said top 10. You said top ten, I said. I said so when I ran, I used Apollo's rankings to rank them
and they came in 11th. So I originally set the line at 11th. Adam put it 10th, understandably. So I'm interested to see they're hanging right there so. I think I put them in 10th in my lineup for the top 10, something like that, 9th or 10th. So it was a good, good line. Is this a competition or is it for fun? For fun, both and if it's for friends. Or is it a fun competition? That's definitely the case. It's 100% take a shot every time spin blushes. OK?
Anything else on the women that you saw Uzbek throw down? Talking about the is it a competition or is it for fun? I think that it's kind of, I mean, I think it's for fun, but it you also if you look back at the years of Wadapalooza, the people who were the best typically never do Wadapalooza. Like Frasier and Tia never really did Wadapalooza. Tia did it when it was a sanctional. Yeah. In 2019 and that was it, I think. Why? Yeah, yeah. How do you think that?
Was but the people, but the people who always come to Wadapalooza are the people who are like, well, I'm so I, you know, I put so much more value on how I feel than my placement and like I'm more than just an athlete and all that kind of stuff. It's like, dude, we're watching you because you're an athlete. Like try hard and care about it while you're doing it. You don't have to, you know, go home and be depressed about it because of your placement.
But we don't want to hear about how you're bigger than your placement. We just want to watch you CrossFit and do well and care about it. I know everything seems to keep going back to World Fitness Project, but the number of times they compete is an issue. And they talk about how they haven't had a chance to compete in person enough. They've had Wadapalooza, they've had Dubai, they have Rogue, they have the semifinals in the Games. That's five times they've had
the opportunity to compete. And how many people skip out on Wadapalooza on Dubai? Like a lot of them don't do the online qualifier for Rogue if they don't get the automatic invite. Like those competitions were there. They've always been there. And Watapalooza has a $75,000 prize purse for individual for
the first place. Like, imagine if instead of taking out quarterfinals, CrossFit added two stages to the season to get to the Games. Imagine the chaos, All the athletes, they're overworking us. How are we supposed to train? We're going to be overtrained. We're going to be under recovered. I. Can't. I can't peek for every competition.
That's the hypocrisy about the WFP because it's like, OK, let's see how you feel in next year because you're going to be like, oh, this is too much, Guaranteed 100. Percent. I remember two years ago, the women's field, it was Paige Powers and Danny Spiegel. Yeah, Danny Spiegel's on the podium. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. And I remember.
H powers 1 so I mean that's. That's also crazy and I remember talking to Ariel before because she was doing only team and she almost jumped in there because she's like, well, why isn't anybody doing it? But it's too late for her to to get in there. But like that's that was the women's field two years ago. The men seem to go out and compete more often, but the women don't for some reason. I don't know, back to well leaderboard. Let's take a look at the men. Is it updated?
It is nice block party. PJ's go wad trace LED chase man. The boys first place the. Boys. I should have, I should have picked them. I think I said it then did not pick them for some reason. But I did pick PJ's and go wad mayhem. PJ's registered under crash. That's interesting. It's. Probably because Jr. did it for Jason. Yeah, Jason doesn't know how to use a computer. They're hard, man. It's it's really hard to use a computer. Nick Matthew and the Grid athlete and some other dude.
Shipper is on Nick Matthews team. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, they look, I mean shipper looks massive. Dude, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. A. Little surprised they did so well on work out with synchro burpees and bar muscle UPS but. I know every time I see guys that are like just a lot bigger than you think they're going to be like Luke Parker, like like I know people say he's big, but like when you see him like man, you're, you're really wide, like you're just, you are big, right?
Like when I first met Jason, like hand, you're a lot bigger than I thought you were going to be in person. I always just think, I don't know how y'all aren't stronger than you are because it's, it's, it's crazy how big you guys are and how like, and you're so like just aerobically fit 'cause they just dwarfed me, you know what I mean? And I just, I don't understand how they're not stronger. I'm sure Austin feels the same way, but I don't know how it
got. They probably locate you like why are you so small and can't keep up with me on burpees. Yeah, I'm a Gridley Gal athlete. So is shipper. Listen, I got the second fastest burpees on this panel right now, OK? I. Don't know. Man, all right, I need to see 458. That's what I need to see 458 on 100 bar facing burpees. Until then, Ricin's the only person going back to the. World Fitness program, that whatever the fuck that thing's called, Travis.
'S. Travis's post post interview, he was like, he so it was him and Bella and his, his team or whatever, and they were just standing there and he's like, oh, well, what's going on? And he's like, well, we have a really long season ahead of us. So that's why I withdrew from the individual competition. Yeah. I figured it would be a good, good opportunity to train with my boys. Basically it's like, dude, what? Dude, just what everybody's playing.
Dude, what a loser. So many people, so many people waddup lose as like their CrossFit Games, like it is a community event and people spend years just trying to qualify for the elite division at Watapalooza and Travis Mayer just takes spot and then he shows up. It's like, you know, I I got a paycheck for WFP, so I'm just not going to do it. Fuck whoever was, you know, missed missed it by a spot in the qualifier. Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm 100% with Bryson on this. What a loser. Here we go.
The hard thing does suck. I will give it to him because like, I do think he's putting his eggs, all his eggs in that. But I'm going to give it. I'm going to give it to him too. I'll give him something. Here we go, it's. Going to be tough to follow, but at least you're on the NOAA team, right? You always have a very positive and healthy mindset when it comes to competition.
What does it look? Like for you this weekend coming into competing here at Waterpalooza, I mean, just to have a good time with your buddies. I mean, we got a long season kind of ahead of us and we wanted to start off feeling pretty good. So that's kind of why I withdrew from the individual side, so we could all be fresh and have some fun here. And I think that just displayed right there.
Well, it's been fun, the boys. Do you think that's like his political take, like something else is actually wrong, but he's like just trying to positive? Spin. No. You're a mayor. Apologies. Exactly what he did, Tyler, what he said is what he did. He would not say that if that's not if he didn't mean that. I I'm I'm so with Bryson on
this. I wish we could like have a world where we could see how they would do if he did individual just, you know, whatever he did, but like to his full extent extent and then like see how they did and then see how they did fresh. I'm willing to bet they have the exact same spot. Be pretty close I think.
Yeah, so water clues that like now let's, I mean the Fast forward and we've talked about this like what happens next January when they've just come off of the World Fitness project finals right before Christmas in Europe? Do they want to turn around and go to Miami a month later and do four days of hard competition? You know what, I all three of these guys, I just get a feeling like it's just BKG. They're on the BKG, they're on the decline.
They're fit no what yes, but like they're, they're, they're fit enough that they can still make all the things like through the qualifiers. I mean, I, I, you know, they're all they were, you know, some of the fittest guys in the world. And like, Velner's keeping his fitness to, you know, still top three, top five in the world. But I feel like BKG for the last like two or three years is just showing up because he knows he gets a paycheck at the end of it.
He's fitness his top three in the world. Yeah, on any given day, Yeah, No, any given day. I said top three, top five. It just depends on the program. He was second yesterday. Bryson. And I mean, like really third, like if we really want to boil it down, but you know, he was, he was tied for fourth at the Games, you know, swimming event included. He's not. He's not top three in the world.
I said top three, top five. And then like, if you want to break it down day by day, by day, like I'm sure Day 2 he's much better than he is day one. Like there's Veldner's one of the fittest athletes in the world. He is. There you go. But and these guys are withering, but BKG stays in it two to three years when he should be out. But but it's just because he knows he can collect a paycheck on the end of it because nobody else can't.
He's his fitness. What Tyler would like to say is fitness privilege let's him just like he can still beat people, beat everybody to get there. And then he's just going through the motions. And I think these, all three of these guys are going to are doing the same, the exact same thing. They're fit not to be there, but then they're going through the motions like it's not. They're just fit enough that they can still make it. Do you think that's the same reason that Adler pulled out?
I don't think he's going through the motions, no. Jeff Adler was scared of Austin Hatfield. That's the only, that's the only reason. He pulls only reason. Yeah, Jeff doesn't like to pull out very much, but when he does, it's because he's scared. There you go. That's fair. He usually stays in Yeah all the way through the finish. All Yep. All the way. Back to the leaderboard. 6th place team, smartwad Luca Moritz and somebody else training culture.
I can't remember. I can't remember all these guys. Luca, yeah. It was Luca. Who is it? Luca Moritz and. Harry Lightfoot. Harry. Harry. Yeah, Harry Lightfoot's one of the most forgettable people there is, man. Harry Lightfoot. Dude, he's he's so like sneaky fit. He's got a quant like aspect to him where he just, he's up there but I never see him. I couldn't pick him up in a lineup. If you put him and Sample next to each other, I have no idea
who he what he looks like. He's got very, he's got a very distinct look. He looks like he's from London. Does he just look like British Ricky? Garrard. Picky, blind us. He talks like that man. Just so nice Mac and Harry Lightfoot, brother. Yeah. Don't fucking cross me or I'll put you in the dead. You're so you're way Australian, way more Australian and Brit, British I. Appreciate you sound like like
Tia's wife. That was actually a voice memo from Harry Lightfoot, so I was just sinking my lips to it, He looks. French. I think he looks French. He's got a big ass he. Does look a little French. He looks straight out of P blunders to me. He's that guy. He's their sniper. Oh man, people don't like French people. His brother. I think it's his brother. What? Hey, he's got a point. French are the worst. And dude, this guy cussed them out in France. Of course, Dandy speaks. French.
That's hot. I hate the French unless you're hot and then you get a pass. I'll I'll allow it. Victor Hoffer, you're, you're a good guy, right? Oh, OK, Sculpted Scholars. Jack Barlow's team. 5th place. 5th overall, yeah. Yeah, we'll get to the the overall leaderboard here soon. U.S. Army Warrior Max Krieg. Starting the path to redemption. It's not overhead squat, so they're better. Wait, is he legit On the US Warrior team? Yeah. Yeah, he's an army captain.
What is the? What is the throuple team name PJS? PJS Yeah. Eric Thomas, Austin Dickinson and Max Creek. Yeah, he's a West Point grad. I like that Army Navy, you know, it's like the Army and Navy in football. They have like no name players and Max Max is like becoming a not a no name player but like they the army fitness team. Like they never have really really notable characters but they always really show out, especially on the team stuff.
Chandler did it when it like first opened up as like a as a unit. Jack Rosemont. And he immediately left. Yeah, Jack Rosemont went back to being an attorney or a Jag or whatever they call it. But Max is the he's probably the best, best shot they have. Yeah, we step on Legos. We called them out and blind rankings. Is it? Is it? Is it throuple or throuple? It's throuple John. I like saying throuple a lot. Better you say. Do you say it's a Koppel? That's like saying is it Snapple or?
Snapple, that's why. This is why you got a 22 on the ACT in English. Hey, let's caveat that with the other scores, please. OK, Just just English. Just being in English, my job is antibiotic. It's not. There's no I just happen to talk. Yeah, we know because you're. You try to add. Adult. Garbage dude. I'm sorry. Krypton, Alex. Alex Smith isn't doing so hot. And that's it. There's definitely a big difference between the top of the top of the teams and the the
bottom. Going through the rankings and I looked at Alex Smith's team like those guys are not even in his stratosphere of like elite Crossfire. Is the is one of the guys on Alex Smith's team the guy who does like the only fans? Not Sam. Sam's not on that team. Oh, OK, no, he's talking about the wizard, right? I'm talking about Sam, who he he's behind the camera on Kill Taylor, a lot like a Birdman. Yeah. Oh, I was thinking about the fittest wizard. I feel like you know what I'm
talking about. Yeah. Where'd he go, that guy? Yeah, yeah. That's not who I was talking about, but I know who you're talking about. He fell off the face of the earth. Sam's on Krypton something or another like Krypton's in the name. Of that. Oh, he is on a team though, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Is I don't why does Mayhem got a Brazilian flag but only one of them is from Brazil? Because he set it up. Because trace leches. Yeah, but 2/3 of them are American because he is wizard 3. Or. 3.
Million Jorge could pass as Brazilian. Hey, that's racist. I'm calling it like I see it. He's Mexican as fuck. Jorge Fernandez is Mexican. No way. Never would have guessed right until unless I told you. That's why we got Caleb on the on the it's, it's. George Fernadie's. George Fernadie. The boys first place Mayhem second team go wide PJS. All within 10 points. Who was the 4th team in in that Tyler. The boys trace, let Jace go wide and PJS so everybody who's in
the top. 4 right now. Wow, Sculpted scholars. We're going to get it done. Come on guys. I think I did say one team was going to upset them. I did too. I did. I have the I have Jack Farlow's team in fourth. There you go. Is there anybody out Tonka? I think that was one team that we had in the top ten Tonka. Outside of that it's all I think John had US Warrior team in the top. 10 patients. They had their worst event. Just let them, let them ride. All right, Well, we need to get
to event three. I don't know when Tyler's going to shut it down for us. Me either. Hopefully not soon. Let's see. I can't my phone's my phone's in use. I can't even make my picks. Race to the top. Let's see awesome rope climbs. Let. Me. Get closer here I. Can see there we go. Race to the top. One to 10 rope climbs, box jump overs. They're tall box 36 inches for the men, 30 for the women. And some cleans. Just cleans.
So I want one athlete has to do a rope climb and the whole team has to do be burpee box jump overs and then it's one on the clean again. And two cleans. Yeah. Oh, it's 2 cleans. They all go through the box, jumps each, and then two cleans total. Yeah. It really bothers me that they just wrote 1-10. That's what you want them to do. It's 1. Dash 2-3-4-5-5 not Dash 5 twice, but let.
Me tell you Caleb, when Taylor was my coach, we would do programming sessions and it's like, so I write toes the bar T2B, which I found out Rich also does. Taylor loses his fucking shit. Like anything like that. They're so particular about how they write shit and I understand why, but it I'm so tired of writing out toes the bar. Well dude, 1-10 is way worse. I get I get what you're saying.
I mean we always write it out, but one dash 10 is so much worse because it could actually be one and then 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I would agree. On the on the heat one app it says 11223344. What is what is the actual workout? Cause on heat one it's different. No, no, no, no it's not. Aaron it is wall dash ball space shots. Saturn it is race to the top Tyler if you were playing, if you were playing on heat one, it is actually event 4. Oh, sorry about that.
Whoops. Yeah, y'all would hate how I write things, Bryson. I would be RCBJOC. I'm just that. Doesn't translate that doesn't translate on fitter online program. I don't think would work very well. If the movement is repeat like if you if it, if it's like an up and down. So if it was rope climbs, box jumps, cleans and then box jumps and rope climbs.
The first time I will write out rope climbs, but then the last time I do RC. If you're writing it for yourself, I mean, I'll write TTB like if I'm writing it for myself. But if, if anyone else is going to see it, if you're sending to someone or or on a general, on a general program, 100% you have to write everything out. But even if you're just sending it to somebody else, 100% always, no matter what, write it out. Just so people, there's no confusion ever.
No confusion. That I get that that's that's that's smart thinking. All right, pull up your app for Heat 1. Go to Heat one shot caller for the teams. Head over to the line up at the top. Click all the links you see while we're doing this. This is a hard workout I feel like you want. Me to make pics or do you want me to pick links? Yes. Yes, all of it. Because the weight, the weights not light like it's I guess between three people, it's not
that hard, but like. So 1 athlete does 111 and then the next athlete does 222. No, it's just one rope climb. No, no. Then they'll all do the burpee box jump overs and then they do one clean. Is it just box jump over or burpee box? Jump. Over just box jump over but 3 equals the round. They all have to do 1 right? The flow says teams will form 1 rope climb, just one. So anybody can do that one rope climb all they all do the box jump over and then they do one clean.
So it's almost like they're going to kind of like, you know, all go across one time. Yeah they should 100% write it the fuck out that that's so dumb though. Why already just doing 1-10 is messed up but then when you have everything else like every movement is a different amount of reps, Write the workout out. It should be. It should be 12345678910 but then 3691215 and then every athlete has to do. Or you could write it.
You could write it like 1-2-3 all the way to 10, but then on the box jump overs right by three. Times 3 Yeah, if you want to be like. Well, maybe, yeah. It's better than one dash 10 because if. The workout is not. 1-10. One rope climb, then 10 and you're done. All right men, John, who you picking on a team to do some rope climbs? I think I have PJS. PJS OK, Tyler. I'm going to go with Team I'm. I'm going to go with the Go WOD since I don't have my phone up.
There you go, Bryson. I think all the guys on PJS are pretty good at tugging ropes, so I'll choose them. Slinging, tugging. All of it. That's fair enough. Caleb, I did PJS as well. This is horrible. I should have picked somebody else. I'm going to. I'm going to go with team. Krypton we'll have, we'll have a flex pick. We'll differentiate on the flex pick. OK, we'll all right. We'll, we'll see. Look, we're all, we're all PJS. We got we got 5 PJS. Caleb hasn't opened the app one
time. Though Hey, I have it open right now. Hey, I got it open. I'm thinking I missed the first one but I got I'm on the second one right now. OK, make sure make sure you know, make sure you know this is Event 4 Tyler, OK, because they're they're they're mixed matched on the Heat 1 app. Whatever this one is, I'm picking for it. I got it. That's. Good. Dude, Keller's a good. Dude, I'm going to go with Team Go Wad.
I think Willie George, in all of his power is just going to clean all 55 of these things, or 45 or whatever it is 55. Yeah, you wouldn't know because the workout's not on the fucking. Website Justin's going to do all the rope climbs and Willie's going to do all the cleans and it's over. That's how it's going the the women with John. I got, I got relight Salt Bay, OH. They're back. This is. This is. Where they're going to make their move the. Hot chicks. Pet peeve sponsored.
So like team go water team relight, your name should just be relight or go what? It should not be team. That's redundant. And then like, I don't care about the salt Bay thing. Like I don't want that just be just be relight. There's some salty lasses. I That's fine. OK. My team at Crash crescendo was fuck Joe Biden so. Because it's spelled out, of course it's. Spelled NO, it was FJB by HGR because we were sponsored by Home Grown Relief. How's anyone supposed to know
what that means? He could have said he could have your team, your team name could have been Let's Go Brandon. Yeah, that one would have been good. Tyler G Pick a pick. I'm going to go with Kyra's team. The froggy girls. Yeah, froggy girls. Who don't run. Don't have to run. If your team has more than two words, get out of here. Yeah, sucks for Chase and Bill. Yeah. Dude Chase Chase is hating all these names. Hating it. Well, like think about it because like the the course has
like a crazy long name. It's like the tier water Palooza rain sandbox or some shit like that. And it's like, Can you imagine having to say that every single time? Team Frocky girls who? Don't run on the tier water Palooza rain Bayfront stage. Dude see that's how it was last year was what's the first word? Better than a 90s trend? Yeah, and Chase would be like better than a 90s trend is sneaking up on them, but Team Daughter is Rep for Rep with better than a 90s and like yeah,
such a word vomit. Especially if you don't know, like you're not super invested in it so you don't know that's a team name. Any time he starts talking it just sounds like random English words like thrown together. Trace Ley, Chase and Team Krieger. Yeah. With. Little Mcdaughter coming in hotter right behind them. Marco, did Mega Team have have to change their name to make America fit again? No, there's actually two teams. There's a Make America Great Again team and a MAFA with
something else. Just make America fit again and not MAFA. See, Caleb, did you make a pick? Realized salt bays. Thank you, Caleb. The hot chicks it's. Just every every workout. Caleb, I'm going to go with the froggy girls. Oh wow, don't swim good sometimes. I I mean, again, I don't think Olivia's going to help too much on the rope climbs, but Danny and Kyra are pretty good on legless and Olivia can just do all the cleans. That's a really good point, Caleb.
If a if a team's name was school for kids who don't read good, I would allow it. See, that's the only one all. In one on the. Guys who don't talk good. Don't English good, John? Verb flex. Ver flex pick or is Sivan would say your empty pick I'm. Thinking Women. No, no. Did you? Not pick your Did you pick a woman? I didn't speak any women. I don't think all. Right, we skipped you.
Who'd you got? Well, according I'm going to go with the daughter's team because according to John, they have four people on their team, so. It'll help. It'll help with the box jumps. It actually hurts rope climbs pretty hard I've heard but. It's like weighted rope climbs, right? But I'm going to count on them. That makes sense right about now. It's probably the size of a kumquat, so maybe half a pound
extra. Leslie. Leslie. Which, hey, according to slightly less than half the country, they only have three people on their team, so. Jeanette Jeanette told me this morning that Braun is the size of a bunch of grapes and I'm like the the units that she uses like once every week. I'm like, what does that even mean? Well, it's an app. Like, does she have the app? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's an app that they and it just tells them when it's a new fruit. Now it's an eggplant. What?
Yeah, the eggplant. I was like. I was like you already had that in you of. Different sized eggplants. My. Flex pick, John. My flex pick is is the boys. The boys. OK, Tyler. What was that, Tyler? We don't have no idea can. You hear me now? Yeah. The. Danielle Brandis Team Team Outcasts. The Yeti outcasts. Yeah, Team Yeti, Yeti I. Think it's a bad idea but. Yeah, Daniel's just going to try to do the whole workout by herself. And then fall down the road.
Yeah, and then scream at her judge because she can't climb a rope. No shit though, that is a good point Bryson. Like it could get confusing. Confusing. What? What point did he make? He said Dionne Bryson is trash. That's a great point, Bryson. I didn't think about that. No, the the logistics of this workout like box jump overs might get confusing, especially do they they have to go 1111 the
whole like it's not like. They all rotate through, yeah, they all jump over, and then they all jump back to the other. I think that's less confusing, especially if the judge counting for you. Yeah, I never trust the judge so. Well, the judge is the person who says you can move on to the next. Can't trust these hoes man. Bryson, Bryson. I'll just have my flex as make America great again. There is OK. Oh man, OK. Big Ray Romano. It's a political.
It's a political pick, Caleb. I'm gonna U.S. Army warrior fitness team. Oh. Max Creed. There we go. Didn't Max struggle on the rope climb? No, it was the overhead squad of Crash that he he blew up on. But that had rope coins in it, right? It's more than him at all climbing the rope, Kevin. They did well this last event. Yep. We do that. Where's Kotler when you need them? Yeah, whoever Kotler says going to be the best will pick them last. Hey, yeah, exactly. Bryson.
Bryson, you're wrong. Julia's telling us she has not yelled at her judge all year. The next. January. January, yeah, yeah, both behind her. December. Yeah, so. 20, yeah. Wait till is she in the WFP? Yes. OK yeah. So she's going to be competing a lot. There's going to be a lot of opportunities, a lot of emotional beat down over the course of the next year, so we might even set a new record. I think she's going to be great.
This might be Daniel. 'S college doesn't know it's athletes, but Daniel's mom knows those are kid. Yeah, I thought she was going to podium. I I was pretty, you know, a couple years ago, but then it just kept getting worse and worse, so. I'm pro getting in the judge's ass if they if they're getting. Guys, he meant consensually. OK, calm down, Can.
You imagine like a judge keeps no wrapping you and you'd be like, hey, is it, is it cool if I just yelled a freaking fire at you right now 'cause that's what I wanna do before an event? Am I allowed to tell you that I'm gonna kill you? I just want consent before I do it. One of these athletes before the event should like go talk, find out who's judging them and make a script and like have a. Oh yeah. Dude. Yeah, and. Then yeah, on like a podcast
afterwards. It's not gonna be like, yeah, I was just kidding. Yeah, like, like, say, hey, at the end of this, I'm gonna take the clipboard. I'm gonna throw it 50 feet. All right. Good. Yeah, I'm gonna. Break it over my knee and then throw it into. You yeah yeah and we're gonna walk away and we're gonna say anything okay but I'm with we're in on it okay yeah one. 100% that'd be so cool too for a no name athlete.
It would be so much amazing. Even with like no no zero no reps and you still do it. Just script it at the end. You yeah, you win the workout and like you're supposed to be celebrating. You're just screaming at your. Jets oh, Can you imagine like if Colton has one of his home runs and then he just does that at annoying what happened? You know, like. Yeah, Bella wouldn't know what to say when he starts yelling. I wonder what a lot more if the judge. Got done right?
I'm not. I'm working for that P score. On the did you give yours there, Caleb? Yeah, you were sorry Warriors finish team. No, that's right. I'm going to go. We go with the PJS Afflecks. Way to go out on a limb. Oh look it down there, Adam McAdams Mac is back. Yeah, he's on the bottom of this list and near the bottom of the leaderboard. So it is what it is. That's it. When does it? When does this start? Sometime today. Sometime let's see the tier arena.
All divisions don't care about all the divisions. 18 six O 5 Eastern Time. Wait, wait, tier arena? No, it is. I think we picked the wrong one, guys. It is warm up hands down. It is warm up, hands down. Oh my gosh, spend amateur hour right now. They had I clicked on, I didn't have it on the elite team, so I haven't switched. That's that's embarrassing. I think he's genuinely. Embarrassed. What's? Are we, are we going to go real quick? Have they started? I got to go.
I got to. Go to Taylor's but I will I will listen while I'm driving so he's. Calling. He's got to go all. Right type in your pic, Bryce in the in the comments, but don't here it is. Don't tell people they're going to kill themselves. Please look overhead squad block party, not race to the top, not the intervals, but warm up. Hands down, Ray down here on the fifth one. I don't want to hear it. Try rebuilding the fucking leaderboard that's all fucking jumbled.
All right. I'll see you guys later. Good luck. Sounds like whatever you all right, see you, man. All right, let's start it back over, guys. All right, warm up, hands down, Worm clean and jerks. Everybody does echo bike for 15 or 20 calories. A relay handstand wok more echo bike and 15 worm clean and jerks. All right, worm clean and jerks. I mean, I think Danielle Brandon seems going to be great. No, no, no, no. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll start with them in there. I hope they win this.
I hope they like just do amazing, amazing teamwork. They're fast at handstand walk in and then just Danielle Brandon gets gets her interview and be like, Hey, I just want to this is directly at Caleb Beaver. She don't know me. She blocked me, dude. She doesn't know. It go, hey you can. Directly at that Beaver guy. You need to go behind the tier Water Palooza sandbox emblem again because I don't want to hear your mean words. That's what she's going to say.
The audacity. Yeah. All right, John Mann, who are you picking logo? Oh man, well I got to switch like ears. Give me a second come back. Tyler, do you know your your picking? I'm going to go with go wad again. I'm going to go with PJ's. Shit, I was on the wrong one, then I fucked up my pics. I got to go back. Hold on. I'm going with go wad. My flex is go wad. OK. I think they're just going to communicate better than the other guys. Dallon and and Justin are pretty like teamed in.
What's the team with? What's the team with the the Wells sisters? We're not on. We're not. We're not women. Women yet, Caleb? Oh my bad then. I want PJS for the men. For the men's. But regardless, what's the team with the Broadway girls? And that's going to be my pick for the women before Caleb says it. You're going to go with relight. No, I'm going with the Broadway girls for this. One. No, I'm talking to Caleb. Yeah, yeah. Or no. Baywatch. He's going with Baywatch.
Go Baywatch may have Baywatch. No, that's what. No, no, I'll be a terrible idea. My men's pick is Team PJS. And John, you're going with Broadway girls. Brought for the women, Yeah, I'm going to rock over the Broadway girls. Even though Brooke was absolutely terrible on the Echo bike on Thursday. Yep. OK, Tyler Reebok. Crew. Reebok crew is. That the one with fee I'm. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm going to say all American girls. All American girls, that's out
of left field. He just can. You explain that part that take. Care. He's just seen Trista. Is that it? That's all. She's good, she's got good handstand walks. That's a good point. Right, that's why I picked. Them that's not that's not why he's picking her. He's just hoping the camera looks at her. Dude, she's. Going to win. I don't know. You guys are talking shit right now. They're going to win. So she wins. I know more than you will. She wins, always.
Caleb for the women. Relight salt base hot chicks. I'm going to say that Danielle has figured out the worm. I think I think that's a good call. It's a brand new, brand new year. New year, new you. That's right. MO's good on the on the Echo bike. Are these rogue worms or Delete's worm? Yeah, three. I don't know. I would think the delete's even egg worms. Who knows? I don't know. I never heard of until four days ago. Sandworms. And your flex pick, John, you
just went with go what? Yeah, I'm pretty boring other other than the Broadway girls is pretty boring. I'm pretty sure I just picked PJS and go what for every single workout. I'm not going to lie to y'all. Tyler. I'm going to go with CFW. That's your, that's your hometown pick. It's going to ruin it for you. Look at that. Tanner Blaz, He's got a crush on him. And James, he's. He's the red haired dude that was wearing like flannel last year.
They're going to do, they really will do good on the bike. They're both James, I don't know Hank very well, but Tanner and JD James, they're very, very good on the bike. And then I know Jane. They're Patrick Runner good. Jason Hopper can get on the bike. Yeah. And then? Better than them. They're going to handle the worm really well because they do have multiple worms across with Westfield, so OK. Caleb.
Broadway Girls. I guys, I think me and Caleb, me and Caleb might have the same amount of points at the end of the weekend. I, I, I I'm an. Expert dude. It's going to be crazy how that ends up, but I we might just have the exact same. Expert. I'm going with team PJS. Only 36% has picked Team Go On on this one. That's surprising. The boys have 55% and team PJ is 82. Percent Willie Jordan. Doesn't he have a bum shoulder or something like didn't he
have? Forever had a bum soldier, so there you go. He's fucked. That whole team's fucked. It's over, It's over, standing home. You got to wash. You have one. 1/3 of your team is washed. Actually, probably 2/3 of your team is washed. No, but nobody's drug testing Willie though. Touché Harley vu Francais bitch. Dude can deadlift and squat a house. I don't mean he can. I don't mean he can clean and jerk a worm. And we see him every January. He does like Waterplooza.
That's it. That's all it is. Water guy, huge tire. Tire Waterplooza. Oh look, we are. We're back to four, so bam. There we go. The Sea, The Sea. Beaver Tier Water. Palooza, Miami. That's right. Dude, how I'm buying, I'm buying water palooza. Guys want to let you guys know there's there's new news here. First, I'm buying water Palooza. Beef water palooza. That's right, he's. Actually buying tier but he's leaving tier on there just as a
sign of disrespect. Dude, Sporty Beth did her high rocks today and she did one in 2022, and so now we can compare the times of how much she's grown in her fitness just like she's grown in her weight. Tell me. Tell me. In 2022 she was 15927. So a minute, an hour and 59 minutes. Two hours. And well, hey now, hey now, this is a journey. We'll. Even finish in like an hour. 45 and this is 2022. OK, She's gained a lot of weight and a lot of fitness.
Since she had a baby. On health Health is a spectrum. I don't know why you're just talking about her. You know her time. She's more than an athlete. That's wow. She's an inspiration. OK, so an hour and 59. Let's let's hold that. Let's hold that. OK, An hour and 59 minutes. All right, 202520252 hours and 27 minutes. Thirty minutes. Huge 2828. OK. Huge improvement in mental capacity, not in physical capacity. None really. Think about the mental.
Yeah, you're probably right. Not in mental capacity, yeah, just just to, yeah, yeah, I feel. Myself, to put that in perspective, I mean, we make fun of me a lot. My high rocks time was an hour and 25 minutes. God. Yeah. Anybody look more miserable in their entire life than John looked during that whole event? Dude, I was fine. It was. Just do they do they split? They have like split for it? Does it show splits like are these?
Stations oh, we need to we need to look this up in depth and I. Got we will. We will bring the. 22 verse 2025 Yeah. Tonight, tonight, come back. Good, good. You will analyze. OK, let's see it now. I'm in. So dude, this motherfucker, I had said nothing about her ever in my entire life and she blocked me and now I'm just. Now I just fucking yeah. I'm pumped for this. Now I got to. Where did she race there, Tyler or John Frankfurt? I'm, I'm not, I'm not sure.
I just saw it in the chat. I don't, I don't know where she raced. Why do you know when you're trying to set me? Up no I I pull up the search I got. A research here. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But I was not miserable because of the high rocks, Tyler. I was doing it with Jason and Dallin. I was miserable because they're just freaking Captain America next to me. Like that's I haven't had that
feeling. I've never worked out with people that fit typically like I'm one of the better people that I work out with, right? And and they were just like, it just smells like. Gosh, I'm not judging. I'm not judging you that you look miserable. I didn't even do it. I bailed. So. I was pissed that you did that, but it's. OK, sorry, I was. Working I'm I'm over it. I'm over it and stuff. Yeah, I'm in a good place with it. Are you? Yeah.
Are you OK? All right, 10-12 minutes till the start of Event 3, which we think, which we think we know what it is. It's one, it's one of the events we picked 2. So we have a good chance we will see you guys back 2 hours, a little over two hours if they're on schedule, so. Goodbye. I apologize to absolutely nobody.