Here’s a live show, sponsored by Chris C, Whatever Tom, + BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA +, BAFF320, and Dick Tree. The live show happened yesterday and you missed it because you weren’t keeping an eye on Twitter. In this one I call up people about leaving their carts out, about taking care of their trees in the winter, about my kids making intricate battle plans against the neighbors. 00:00 Intro song by Brandon 00:01 PLA wall art from Cody H 02:30 Intro Talky Talk Time. The background music is Stolen ...
Dec 11, 2020•2 hr 17 min
I did a live show today, calling people from a cornhole players list, confessing to cheating, finding their secret messages inside of cornhole bags, and letting my neighbor know that I’m on the way over to bury my cat in their yard. Today’s Cornhole Champions are Crooked Alligator, Kevin C, Colman D, JT, and Inspector Ratchet. 00:00 Intro song by Joe DiVita 01:16 Intro Talky Talk Time. The background music is Stolen Bikes by Froggy Fresh. 02:22 Greetings Listener thing is by Ask Mr. Biggs 02:39 ...
Dec 06, 2020•1 hr 39 min
For this year’s Pranksgiving, I did two hours of live pranks on Friday afternoon, where I mostly called people selling things on the radio and demanding that they take my Black Friday coupons. I was also joined by Wasted Memory and Dragonmere. This show is sponsored by Earnie M, Chris J, kristine!, R T, and Alex S, 00:00 The opening prank is from TSPS Episode 590, thanks Angelo0251 and iregretjumping for making this the opening prank. Go find the rest of it, it goes on for awhile and continues t...
Nov 29, 2020•1 hr 48 min
Here’s a show so great that it took FOUR DAYS to complete! Nah, just kidding, it’s not that good. I do a bunch of requests, including car dings, an old lady that activates old man story mode, and my dandelions all die and clog up my toilet. Support of our secret sovereign nation program brought to you by The Least Creative, Dirty syringe, The Prime Minister of Australia, Synthead, and Be-I-Eber-4life. 00:00 The opening prank is from 2015. The background music is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt 00:...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Today I’m stealing what I used to hear Carlito do occasionally on Madhouse Live – wake up people in the United Kingdom. My new UK dialing plan is brought to you by DenmarkIsARealCountry, Plaas, HeyyLyn6969, Audi Love, and The Stunning-Kruger Effect. 00:00 Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com 00:01 Intro song by iregretjumping. He made a video for the song too and there’s a longer version than what I played 00:35 Intro Talky Talk Time – the background music is Love Brad by Karterpiller 01:34...
Nov 14, 2020•50 min
Today I’m going against everything I believe in and doing a show based off a voicemail from a listener named Noisy Air Conditioner from Arizona. And I even called some apartments in Arizona to try and get him in trouble for it. Piano Moving services were provided by Todd l, Eric K, Sean L, Travis B, and Ryan M. 00:00 Calvin and Hobbes comic show art submitted by Corbin Guy. Follow the rules, Calvin! 00:01 Intro song by Dirty Doctor Dan – click that name for Dan’s YouTube – the song is a parody o...
Nov 11, 2020•39 min
I did a live show on Saturday afternoon where I tested out my brand new United Kingdom dialing machine which worked for awhile before finally overheating and forcing me to switch to rednecks for the remainder of the show. Bad UK accent voice acting provided by 4.OC.RV.HOBOS, Shrinkman, Ryan Z, Theo P, and Another Prank Call Show. 00:00 Intro Prank – background music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt 00:01 Dandelion show art picture sent in by Mick YepYep 01:53 Intro song by Joe DiVita 03:27 Intro Ta...
Nov 09, 2020•50 min
Happy Election Day! Since everyone isn’t sick of politics yet, here’s a show of nonstop political prank calls. We tally the votes of neighbors, businesses near Sensei Doug, and convenience stores. Even L’il Cricket makes a comeback in this one, all thanks to The Anti Chris, The Real Krazy Kraz, Jasey M, MistaJohn, and Whatever Tom. 00:00 Intro Prank – music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt 00:01 Show art by Grutch 06:21 Intro song by Great Big Pete 06:44 Intro Talky Talk Time – the background music...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Today’s extra spooky edition of the show has ghosts, demons, corpses, grave digging, and some lady that keeps harassing me with phone calls all the way into the voicemails and I’m about to call the police on her. This episode is the 5-way baby of Teen Wolf Jesus, Karbo Bokar, Eric W, Grumpy Bernard, and Brennan. 00:00 Intro Prank – music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt 01:33 2019 Intro song by Joe DiVita 02:50 Intro Talky Talk Time – the background music is the spooky Halloween music from Simptons...
Oct 31, 2020•1 hr 55 min
None of my neighbors understand how cool a poop robot is and always try to make me turn it off because they’re jealous. This episode is sponsored by Jamie F, High School Graduate, Omni, Brown Magic, and kuraz. 00:00 Intro Prank – music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt 05:46 Intro song by Shiftypop and Jimmy Soma 06:03 Intro Talky Talk Time – the background music is Devils Train by The Lab Rats 07:36 I was on Devon’s show yesterday. Listen to it here. 07:46 I was on the Super Phone Brothers show las...
Oct 23, 2020•1 hr
In today’s show I do some more requests, boobs are shown, Sensei Doug gets looked at, and a woman steals my goat diving drone. Pedicures provided by Fun Society Arcade, Cody NoName, RyanB, YA BOY JOHN CENA, and SixWeekTenure. 00:00 Intro Prank – music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt 00:01 Super Phone Brothers show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com 01:44 Voicemail intro song by Dan 02:29 Intro Talky Talk Time – the background music is Dance Floor by Apples In Stereo 03:20 Go tell the Super Phone...
Oct 18, 2020•1 hr 3 min
On Saturday morning I did a live show. I attempted some cart narc calls, did a few neighbor pranks, and finally decided on doing a bunch of crossed phone line calls. Today’s whoops were skiddelied by AK Frost, Stacki Stace, Boca Recovery Center, Jason B, and Audi Love. Dolphin feet show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Show intro song by Great Big Pete Listen to the new old episode of Madhouse Live There is a sequel to today’s show by Daisy. Here’s a link to it. I will be on a Super Phone Br...
Oct 12, 2020•2 hr 9 min
In today’s show I’m stealing an idea from The Nutters Club NZ which was suggested by Casper where I tell everyone that their mail will be delivered by telephone from now on. Will everyone love this huge new convenience? You’ll just have to listen to find out. This episode was ghostwritten by iregretjumping, Jamie F, Brennan, Chris C, and Fun Society Arcade. I don’t know what i was playing with on my desk throughout all the pranks, but it was annoying and I’m sorry. I edited it out of a lot of th...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 9 min
Today’s show was financed by a major wireless carrier’s marketing department. They wanted me to gauge the public interest in a brand new service that allows customers to share their numbers with each other since our country is quickly running out of available phone numbers. This completely real thing that happened is brought to you by Steellotus, BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA, TokeusPocus, Efin Reality, and High School Graduate. Show art from Purple Lovegrass Show intro song by Joe DiVita Here’s PLA’s ...
Sep 29, 2020•51 min
Today I do my long-awaited Cart Narcs impersonation episode, telling random customers that they were recently spotted not putting their carts away like a big ole lazybones. This show is NOT affiliated with the amazing Cart Narcs of YouTube . I am simply a fan of theirs, trying to spread the good word of human decency to the few people the Cart Narcs haven’t reached yet. When the Cart Narcs file their cease and desist, please include the following show sponsors in your complaint: Raiden Digital, ...
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 14 min
Look at me everybody. I did a show. Today we’re going to order a few people to have a nice day, we’re going to fail at a sign guy prank, and Sensei Doug is going to accidentally come to work without his pants on again. This show is made possible by MistaJohn, Joshua D, Audi Love, Chrisopher S, and BAFF320. Intro prank is by Dragonmere Intro song by Zombiecat Leave Dingtember notes The background music during the opening prank is by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt, background music during the intro ta...
Sep 19, 2020•1 hr 36 min
Today we’ve got last night’s live show, where I attempt to convince a guy I’m calling from the afterlife, I tell a Circle K employee that there’s a ghost in front of him, and I get up to some shopping cart hijinks because Wasted Memory is a bad influence on me. Ghost wrangling provided by Jasey M, Plaas, Whatever Tom, Simspeak, and Teen Wolf Jesus. Intro song by Great BIG Pete Show art by Bill W. Listen to all those shows I mentioned I was on. I bet all their links are on this page. Listen to th...
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 28 min
Today you’ll hear me do my very first car ding call of the year, which is a huge failure. I also do some requests, and discover an amazing new telemarketing technique that is going to revolutionize the telemarketing world. And it’s all thanks to JT, Be-I-Eber_4life, toinetoine, Alex S, and TokeusPocus Intro song by Joe DiVita I was on Dwight’s show this week and last week I was also on Dragonmere’s show on 9/4/2020 I was on Wasted Memory’s show on 9/8/2020 I was on Devon’s show last night 9/9/20...
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Today I tried to do an idea from the Facebook group, but I failed, so I did some requests instead. I blame Synthead, Chris J, Crooked Alligator, R T, and Audi Love, in that order. So today we roll the dice with people’s package deliveries, we call up Cody’s grandma and try to hack her car to make it crash, we call up Noah’s sister who just laughs at me a bunch, and then Matt’s brother, who doesn’t believe I’m really with the city. Listen to Dwight tonight at 7pm Pacific The intro song is by Apol...
Sep 06, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Hello class. Today we’re learning all about the metric system. You know what that is, right? This show’s top mathletes are Farfegnügen, The Least Creative, Dirty syringe, Earnie M, and The Stunning-Kruger Effect. Intro song by ripyoungdagerdick Show art by Nik at scary-art.com The PLA coin kickstarter is over! Don’t worry, there will be coins left if you want to order one in a few months. The PCN lapel pin is still going Leave Dingtember notes for your favorite prank callers All the prank shows ...
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 2 min
We’ve done robotic employees at convenience stores, but we’ve never done robotic customers. Until today! This show was lovingly funded by HeyyLyn6969, Shrinkman, The Real Krazy Kraz, Ryan M, and kristine! Show art by BS Intro song by Andrew S. Get a 2020 PLA coin Get a 2020 PCN lapel pin Join PLA fantasy fooseball Listen to the rest of that Pokemon Go car ding call The background music during the opening prank is by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt, background music during the opening talky talk is Fo...
Aug 28, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Here’s a live show that happened immediately after the Daisy Pendergrass Show and right before the Take Off Your Pants show . I guess Carol just got caught up in women’s prank call night and wanted to be a part of it all. This episode was inked by BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA, Chris C, Theo P, RyanB, and 4.OC.RV.HOBOS. The background music during the opening prank is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt, the show’s theme song is is by Shiftypop, the background music during the intro talky talk is Forest of W...
Aug 22, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Here’s one of the two shows I did yesterday. This is the one that happened right before the live show that Carol did where I call and ask people to stop doing things. It’s brought to you by Efin Reality, Ryan Jardina, Stacki Stace, Lord and Lady of Veggies, and Steellotus. Show art by Olga Intro song is Shiftypop’s song played on a Casio Get a 2020 PLA coin Get a 2020 PCN lapel pin Join the 2020 PLA Fantasy Football league Here are some drawings from Olga’s corporate office comic Mildred Monday ...
Aug 21, 2020•59 min
Today’s extremely short show contains a few listener requests, including one from Depressed Mashed Potatoes which I’m pretty sure has caused him to become mortal enemies with a ninja master. Depressed Mashed Potatoes’ future battle to the death is brought to you by Another Prank Call Show, Joshua D, Kevin C, FOD87, and Grumpy Bernard. Show art by the anonymous guy that always sends me shitty looking signs that aren’t as nice looking as the ones at Staples. Intro song by Joe DiVita Get a 2020 PLA...
Aug 18, 2020•42 min
You know what I haven’t done enough of this year? Dandelion pranks. Yes that’s right. Dandelion pranks. This show is brought to you by Christopher S, Inspector Ratchet, Rhonk, EET FUK, and SixWeekTenure. The theme song is by Zeek Duer Show art by Echo MF Johnson I was on Devon’s show this week I was also on Devon’s show last week Here’s the 2020 PLA coin Kickstarter Here’s Airhead’s PCN lapel pin GoFundMe Is it me or does that guy going on vacation to Yosemite sound exactly like the guy I told I...
Aug 15, 2020•1 hr 8 min
I finally get a little mileage out of my wacky sleep monitoring cell phone service and do a few requests. The political and religious beliefs expressed in this show are fully endorsed by Cody NoName, Jasey M, Brown Magic, Sean L, and YA BOY JOHN CENA. Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Theme song by MicroKORGI I was on Daisy’s show this week Get a PLA coin Get a PCN lapel pin The background music during the opening was My Dog Lives On The Moon by Nagz, the background music during the pran...
Aug 08, 2020•1 hr
Here’s a show brought to you by MistaJohn, Inspector Ratchet, Kevin C, Starkey, and iregretjumping, who goes to bed in the very early afternoon. In this show I attempt to tell people to stop being such motherjerks while on our property. Show art by scary-art.com We’re making a 2020 coin this year. Here’s the link to get one. Airhead is making a lapel pin but I think you have to pay $600 to get one. I’m on to you, Airhead. This page has frequently asked questions, and links to videos of the Situa...
Aug 06, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Today we talk to landlords about dandelions, the new water sucking machine I’ve hooked into my water lines, deliveries of large crates, and lobster roaches. This show is sponsored by Be-I-Eber-4life, Ryan Jardina, Travis B, toinetoine, and Grumpy Bernard. Show art by Grutch Support PLA’s 2020 coin Support Airhead’s lapel pin That ESA alert thing was by Reggie. The background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfireyt, the intro song is by Vista Blue, the background music during ...
Jul 29, 2020•39 min
Did you know that people who live in a golf course actually complain about their homes getting hit by golfballs? It’s true! All this and more on today’s show, which is brought to you by HeyyLyn6969, Theo P, DenmarkIsARealCountry, Icelandic Potato, and BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA. Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Intro song by Joe DiVita The PrankDial.com guy has been murdered Support wars between prank callers by buying a few of Nik Caesar’s new tshirts The background music during the intro ...
Jul 23, 2020•45 min
I go through the requests folder and try to help gamblers in denial, I change phone numbers, I take away an old lady’s gibs, and I flush some dandelions down the toilet, if you know what I mean. This episode is sponsored by Karbo B, Starkey, 4.OC.RV.HOBOS, Another Prank Call Show, and Efin Reality. The intro song is by Joe DiVita The show art is by Airhead Here’s a link to Airhead’s PCN lapel pin GoFundMe. Donate to get a lapel pin of today’s show art. Here’s the World Of Prank Calls episode I d...
Jul 21, 2020•54 min
