Today I’m back in the situation room to tell all of my listeners about the many benefits of dandelions vs. grass. Dandelions have a multitude of uses, which you will learn all about in this 90 minute seminar, which is brought to you by our sponsors Jasey M, Rhonk, MistaJohn, Farfegnügen, and Cody NoName. Intro song is PLA People by Beagle Dude Listen to Distorted View Here are some useful dandelion facts Here are even more dandelion facts Buy some dandelion seeds and convert your lawn Background...
Jul 15, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Here’s an old show from 2015 that features me and Carlito and doesn’t completely suck. I recorded this one on Thursday, planning to post it that night, but that didn’t seem to work out, probably because I got distracted by prairie dogs . I liked this episode. Me and Carlito had fun, we both had a few good calls, and it wasn’t a 4 hour show. We broke all kinds of rules, back in the days when that was totally okay. I rate this episode 6.5 out of 10 bananas. As I’m posting this, I’m in Oregon, but ...
Jul 11, 2020•1 hr 57 min
In today’s show you’ll hear me use the term “manhole” about a dozen times without once turning it into an immature sexual joke. You’ll also hear a terrible clipping/crackling noise every few minutes that’s due to this temporary mixer that I’m using while out of town. At least my voice isn’t all fuzzy like in the last show. By the time I leave the midwest I should have the audio almost working. This show is sponsored by kuraz, Ryan B, The Real Krazy Kraz, Sean S, and Jared M. This show marks the ...
Jul 01, 2020•52 min
Hey look, I’m finally doing another Snow Plow Show! This one’s brought to you by Brennan, Chris J, Dirty syringe, EET FUK, and Jamie F. Today you’re going to hear me call a bunch of people at home to talk to them about dog poop, metal detecting, and songs I wrote for them. The intro song by Brandon, the background music during the intro and the pranks is The Hearse Song by Harley Poe, the ending song is Diana by Nerf Herder. Yes, I did notice that my audio is complete garbage today. I think my m...
Jun 28, 2020•51 min
Today’s live show is brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Travis B, Audi Love, kristine!, and Be-I-Eber-4life. Today we swap some numbers with coworkers and politely ask a few people to please stop looking at Sensei Doug like that. Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Intro song by Joe DiVita I know that’s a long intro prank, but a guy in the voicemail was asking for some good yelling calls Listen to Distorted View to hear angry voicemails from people I’ve pranked Listen to the lat...
Jun 13, 2020•1 hr 25 min
On this Friday’s live show I called a few trailer parks to organize peaceful rallies in front of my tipped over trailer, I lose my trailer in a poker game, I convert park of my trailer into a food cart, and I get permission to film a revolutionary mockumentary on trailer park life. This show is made possibly solely by High School Graduate, The Least Creative, Boca Recovery Center, Brown Magic, and Another Prank Call Show. Intro song by John M Art by Nik from scary-art.com There might be a new ep...
Jun 06, 2020•1 hr 21 min
In today’s show I call about things that were for sale a year ago and try to return everything. This show is brought to you by toinetoine, AK Frost, Farfegnügen, TokeusPocus, and JT. Show art by Tylor Intro song by Reefer Badness Dwight’s Lemon Drop is October 31st in San Jose Listen to Carlito’s pranks via telephone at 641-741-1936 Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai The background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfireyt, the background music during the intro talking is Helicop...
Jun 03, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Today we play another round of What’s Not Okay For The City To Store On People’s Lawns, and some unsuspecting neighbors get mysteriously connected to mine and Carol’s phone conversations again. This show is sponsored by SixWeekTenure, Chicken Fried-Steak and eggs, Teen Wolf Jesus, Todd L, and MistaJohn. Show art by Bernard Theme song by Brandon RIP Carlito Carlito’s GoFundMe Here’s one of the many Carlito things I’ve recently enjoyed Be our friend on Animal Crossing ArbitraryAlex 8568-5861-4978 ...
May 28, 2020•58 min
Today I did a live show where I called commercial property owners and attempted to get repeatedly denied as a tenant and I SUCCEEDED. This show is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade, anagle009, Jason B, Plaas, and Shrinkman. Intro song by Great Big Pete Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Background music during the intro is Helicopter Mack by Archnemesis, background music during the pranks is Meow Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie, songs throughout the live show are by Will Wood and the Tap...
May 23, 2020•1 hr 6 min
This show starts off with some homeowner association calls until I’m unable to do them anymore because all of the homeowners have turned against me. Then I move on to business cards that were mailed to me by Apollo. This episode is sponsored by iregretjumping, Omni, Earnie M, FOD87, and 4.OC.RV.HOBOS. Intro song by Aaron Show art by Bernard Dwight did a tribute to Carlito show on Saturday If the Carlito news is new to you, here’s the original post about him. Background music during the opening p...
May 22, 2020•1 hr 29 min
Here’s a show where some problems arise with Amazon and UPS deliveries, I have to deal with some guy’s wife, and a lady repeatedly propositions me when I’m just trying to do my job. This show is brought to you by Efin Reality, Sean L, Jimdusky, Lord and Lady of Veggies, and starkey. RIP, Carlito! Intro song by Vista Blue Show art photoshopped by Tristan I was on Devon’s show this week – the full call from the clip I played is right around 46 minutes. Tomorrow at 7pm Pacific / 10pm Eastern, I’ll ...
May 15, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Today I’m doing requests and it’s all because of Crooked Alligator, Raiden Digital, goby, Icelandic Potato, and 4.OC.TV.HOBOS. I call a conspiracy guy that doesn’t believe me, I tell someone to shut up, and I’m not a fan of Margaret. Show art by Nik Caesar at scary-art.com Show intro song by Joe DiVita Read the prank call article that me and King Richard were interviewed in. Listen to King Richard’s appearances on THE RADIO Devon has a podcast feed Devon also has a Mixlr show reel of past shows ...
May 10, 2020•46 min
Brennan sponsors this Hobosode where I tell residents that the city is going to dump a large pile of gravel on their lawn. You know, just because we need a place to keep it. The opening song is by Henrik, the background music is by Nova Rockerfeller, the ending song is Flip All The Switches by Brad. SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA’s Patreon or the Elite Cactus Squad or on NewProject2 to get extra weekly shows, live show archives, and other occasional perks. Get PLA stickers from our Zazzle store . Get...
May 08, 2020•34 min
Today I did a live show where I tried jazzercising with neighbors, buring my dead cat in their yards, launching eggs onto their roof, and buttslammed a few people, all while keeping a responsible social distance from everyone. This show is sponsored by Be-I-Eber-4life, The Real Krazy Kraz, Audi Love, Paarthurnax, and kristine! Intro song by Zombie Cat Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com An old man’s house gets egged by ghosts. I’m not crazy. Here’s that news article from iregretjumping abo...
May 02, 2020•1 hr 19 min
In today’s show I attempt to cause angry people to call into the Distorted View voicemail line so that I can secretly giggle in a few months when Tim plays the calls on his show. This show is sponsored by High School Graduate, AK Frost, Ryan Jardina, kuraz, and Snappy Bakes. Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Intro song by Joe DiVita Go buy this Lt. Tuck Pendleton shirt from Nik Buy a Chicago HoboCon 2019 shirt from Nik Buy a Skippy & Dippy shirt from Nik This year’s San Jose meetup h...
Apr 28, 2020•55 min
Today we inform landlords that we’ve hired various professionals to come to the apartment complex and walk around with a clipboard, marking things down all serious-like. This episode is sponsored by Avi M, Jimdusky, MistaJohn, Jamie F, and Another Prank Call Show. Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Intro song by Karterpiller Here’s the Phreak Me Out episode of Mighty Morphin Power Hour Background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfireyt, background music during the intr...
Apr 21, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Here’s a live show that happened earlier today (Friday) where I called up a bunch of alpaca farms only to discover that they’re mostly pretty chill people and don’t mind when you dive bomb them with your drone. This episode is sponsored by TokeusPocus, Dirty syringe, Jared M, The Least Creative, and JT. Intro song by MC Lars Show art by my BFF Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Background music during the intro is Mime Beat, background music during the live show is the them from I Dream Of Bewitched,...
Apr 18, 2020•1 hr 16 min
I’ve been away for a week, but I’m back to bring you a show brought to you by Brown Magic, Rhett B, ArbitraryAlex, EET FUK, and Synthead. In this one I call up neighbors and tell them to stop doing annoying things on my property and pretty much all of them completely deny it instead of just being an adult about it and agreeing to cut it out. The intro song is God Damn It Gary by soft boy trev. Click here if you want to download it. Show art from Dragonmere’s Animal Crossing game Join the Rocksta...
Apr 15, 2020•1 hr 27 min
I did a live show today which featured neighbors starting drama, mostly with strings. This show is sponsored by Teen Wolf Jesus, Icelandic Potato, Shrinkman, iregretjumping, and Raiden Digital. Intro song by Beagle Dude Show art sent in by Muff Hawk Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance has a message for us Listen to World of Prank Calls Episode 40 Join PLA’s Discord Here’s a link to the crazy YouTube neighbors Dragonmere did his own string calls this evening Background music during the opening talking bit ...
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Way back on April 1st, 2010 we made a few prank calls to an old man who was on the news because Google accidentally listed his phone number as the number to the local courthouse. During the report, they showed us the screen of the listing which was actually the old man’s number. Stupid news. In this show you’ll hear the prank calls I made to him and if you listen to the very end, you’ll hear him harass me and linear for an entire episode of The Phone Show. In today’s show I tell some people thei...
Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 19 min
A listener named Hoof Art Did sends a list of people who live next to a homeowners association, but aren’t in it. He instructs me to tell everyone that a hostile takeover is imminent. This show is sponsored by MistaJohn, Todd L, AK Frost, Danny B, and Paarthurnax. Show art photo by Battle Boner Intro song by Reefer Badness Watch recent PLA YouTube videos Join the PLA Discord Go listen to Another Prank Call Show Is March 25th the Devon show where I was Chris Hanson again? Oh, the guy in the voice...
Mar 29, 2020•59 min
Today’s show is a bunch of requests where I change some numbers, talk to a grandma, and I tell an apartment neighbor to stop being so damn disrespectful. This one is brought to you by The Least Creative, Looshkin, Another Prank Call Show, TokeusPocus, and Benjamin P. Show art by Kevin PCN Meetup in San Jose has been postponed Background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfireyt, background music during the pranks is Bill Gates Revolution by leet geek beat, the background music ...
Mar 26, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Today’s extremely short show has a few delivery truck mishaps and some experimentation on neighborhood pipes. The shortness of today’s pranks can be blamed on Earnie M, Vernon S, Simspeak, SixWeekTenure, and Travis B, who are the sponsors of today’s show. That opening prank is me and Staci Pay phone show art is by Shaun The Sheep Opening intro song by Joe DiVita San Jose PCN meetup in less than a month I was on Dwight’s show last night Call into PLA’s TNI machine at 505-608-6123 Background music...
Mar 22, 2020•53 min
The world is going nuts over the Coronavirus and hoarding all of the toilet paper. Today’s show will get very political and address this serious issue. This one is sponsored by Brennan, Plaas, Sean L, Billy S, and Ryan Jardina. Intro song by Shiftypop Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com PLA Meetup in San Jose Links to Snow Plow Show artists are here Knobby Guy’s sketchy sound board Coating an entire room with Vaseline is based on an old news story Adult Swim Vaseline animation from the end...
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 26 min
I attempt to talk to a few grandmas today, but instead I talk to a Mom and end up pulling her out of surgery after her patient listens to what a screwup her son is. I also ask a grandma for her teeth and I beg my grandparents to come and fix the movie projector at work that I broke. This show is brought to you by rhinoknife, Boca Recovery center, kuraz, Crooked Alligator, and High School Graduate. Intro song by Beagle Dude Show art by Mike Listen to Distorted View because I do Go to the Dwight m...
Mar 13, 2020•1 hr 32 min
In today’s show we try to educate the public about the importance of saving the planet to offset climate change. I’m not sure if I succeed. This show is sponsored by The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Be-I-Eber-4life, Fun Society Arcade, Philia, and Jason B. Show art by Lifehacker Intro song by Joe DiVita There’s a meetup in April in San Jose Listen to the January 20th, 2020 Daisy show But it’s probably not on her Mixlr, it’s probably on Patreon Download the 2020 prank call torrent Tons of prank call s...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Today’s show brings you the return of the metal detecting club, a few roofing calls, some wrong numbers, and of course, THC pretzels. This show is brought to you by Audi Love, FOD87, Lord and Lady of Veggies, Omni, and Ryan Jardina. Intro song by Dylan Show art by Nik Caesar from scary-art.com Tristan’s YouTube has the weirdest prank show stuff from 7 years ago Go to the PLA/PCN meetup on April 18th in San Jose Listen to Dwight’s show from 3-7-2020 only because I was on it background music durin...
Mar 08, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Today’s show has apartment flooding due to Orbeez balls and then a few magical science machines near the end. It’s sponsored by iregretjumping, Shrinkman, Jared M, Rhett B, and Efin Reality. Show art by Nadia Intro song by Joe DiVita Download the new prank calls torrent Go to the PLA/PCN meetup next month There’s a new issue of Do What Now out Background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfirety, background music during the intro talking is Bad Blood by Nova Rockerfeller, backg...
Mar 05, 2020•1 hr 17 min
This show starts out with a couple of calls to listener grandmas, then quickly turns into a bunch of bequeathing from dead relatives. This show is sponsored by Another Prank Call Show, MistaJohn, Niko B,HeyyLyn6969, and Icelandic Potato. Show art by Nadia Have this Fiverr guy do a prank call for you Background music during the opening prank is by Apollo and Quickfirety, background music during the pranks is My Dog Lives On The Moon by Nagz, background during the voicemails is The Devils Train by...
Feb 27, 2020•1 hr 23 min
