The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery! Meat Canyon episode next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Jan 15, 2021•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 55
Recorded on January 5th It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing their power or to tear content creators down because it's trendy. This episode is about really examini...
Jan 08, 2021•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 54
Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny hates Metal Gear Solid 2, the glory of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and much more. Cheers to a New Year! It can't get any worse right? ... Right? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 53
This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Dec 25, 2020•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 52
PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine work? Can you find a grenade easier than a gun? Now that we've played Cyberpunk, is it as fucked as everyone says? Should we make a Parler? Does it feel like Christmas to you? All that and MORE on todays ehhh. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Dec 19, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 51
Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Dec 11, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 50
Thumbnail by twitter.com/sonleonclip Chris is literally sick but Derrick and Sweeny (and Chris at the end) are here to give your your weekly dose of garbage. Shoe, Derrick, Chris, and all your favorite far right channels are finally called out by a dubious research paper. What ever happened to the intellectual dark web? Did Jake Paul really DEFEAT a basketball player in COMBAT?!? Could Keemstar be a good boxer? Art competition for the end of 2020? Maybe!! Had some technical difficulties with Swe...
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 49
This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought to you by Kersti Kaljulaid, The President of The Republic of Estonia. Advertising Inquiries: https:...
Nov 27, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 48
The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor would you prefer your baby batter to be? Is Christmas the worst? We're a VIDEO PODCAST NOW?!!? All that and more on todays hellish episode of the Snark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Nov 20, 2020•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 47
It's Election Day! But we already recorded this so we have no idea how this is gonna shake up, so instead we'll talk about the important issues! Sweeny doesn't like Mario Judah. Thanksgiving is too generic to carry November. Why did Harry Potter become blue? Is it still a Superpower if it purely hurts you? Who is the most racist Spider-Man villain? How to spot a grifter! And MORE on todays pain enduing episode of Minority Report. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & ...
Nov 06, 2020•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 46
Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Mario Judah's Father and SomeBlackGuy trade stories of life in Los Angeles and the X-Men because Chris was too busy making rice and beans on a plane. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Oct 29, 2020•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 45
Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nudity and MORE! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://re...
Oct 22, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 44
*MILD TLoU 2 Spoilers* Tom Sweeny learns about the wonders of steam about a decade too late for it to come across as anything other than borderline insane! Who should be the next Smash Bros character after Steve's stupid square headed husk? Why is Nakey Jakey so good at criticizing video games? Do flies predict presidents? What if Kony 2012 was framed?! God help us. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Oct 17, 2020•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 43
www.snarktankmerch.com Trump got Covid? Is Candy chocolate? Peter Parker got his face replaced? Halloween is still happening? Omry is likely dead? What is the best cereal? All signs point to yes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Oct 08, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 42
Did Chris finally cut his silly lesbian hair? Is it more cringe to devote yourself to an entire medium or one example of that medium? What happened to Cookie from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Sinatra vs Wu Tang Clan? Trump Simps vs Trump Haters? Can children use taxis? Japanese Jay Z? All this and more on todays way too late episode of The Snark Tank! snarktankmerch.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 41
Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 40
Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Netflix is having a fun time trying to explain why they even made Cuties in the first place, another podcast takes aim at The Snark Tank, the origins of REE, and as always, your questions answered! Chris was in New York for this episode so he was unable to help Sweeny not sound like an invalid so, apologies for some of the audio issues this week an...
Sep 19, 2020•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 39
Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity. This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked to each other, but we still have fun. Thanks for your support and please, let us know who you want t...
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 38
Do rich celebrities ruin social media platforms? Would you install Elon Musks brain chip? Are American TV bullies accurate portrayals of real bullies? Chris and Sween reminisce about the time they killed their roommate and Derrick ponders why shitty journalists have verified checks. Next episode is an episode with Shoe0nHead and it'll be going up VERY early for Patrons. Stay tuned. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Sep 04, 2020•2 hr 15 min•Ep. 37
Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. Leafy's channel was nuked off YouTube. Was it justified? Was it overstepping? Or was it both? Sweeny discusses artificial intelligence while refusing to play Mass Effect. Would the Xbox have failed without Halo Combat Evolved? Dating advice for the quarantined and isolated, and MORE! Another day in hell world. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...
Aug 27, 2020•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 36
Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code SNARKTANK at Manscaped.com . That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com , and use code SNARKTANK. Make playing with your balls the best part of your day. Thanks, MANSCAPED™! Ben Shapiro can't say the p-word? Marge Simpson vs The Trump Administration? Super speed with your eyes closed or invisibility only while screaming? We answer the tough questions here on The Snark Tank. If we survive this heatwave then we'll see you next week! Advertising I...
Aug 21, 2020•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 35
We did something this week that's kind of unprecedented. We actually answered your genuine questions. What was Greece like for Derrick? What's it like making and mixing music? Would you fuck a mermaid or a reverse mermaid? When will we be seeing guests (spoilers: very soon.) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 34
The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens? Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/...
Aug 06, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 33
The Xbox Showcase! Joe Rogan vs Video Games? Logic retires and joins twitch? Omry is no longer with us. Apologies for the irritation he caused you. He has been dealt with. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jul 30, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 32
What happens when Karens find out that Cartoon Network has an adult programming block? What happens when Chris gets drunk with Zach in a diner? What happens when a surprising amount of patron questions put us in awkward furry scenarios? This episode happens. This is Omry once again. There isn't much time. If this episode gets good reviews on iTunes the small one has agreed to free me. I fear this may be a ruse, but it's the only glimmer of hope I have. Please. Please God. Free me. Advertising In...
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 31
That's not hot! Will Smith and Jada reveal unnecessary details about their weird relationship, liberals boycott Goya, Sweeny and Chris have several screaming matches, Wayfair is implicated in a sex trafficking ring (turned out false, obviously,) Einsteins girlfriend behind bars and Jaden Smith is unnecessarily harassed. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Jul 16, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 30
“Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together.” We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Shane Dawson and Chris D'Elia got mangled by it. As well as some of your burning questions. Appreciate ...
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 29
Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed to next weeks episode. Apologies, but the schedule should be back to normal soon. Advertising Inquiri...
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 28
Welcome to the official Keith David Podcast. Today's topic: Keith David and nothing else. Literally just Keith David. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jun 18, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 27
Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert authorities. I promise. :) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: htt...
Jun 11, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 26
