Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails. Love you for it. For those who are looting and burning down your local businesses, maybe don't? lol?...
Jun 04, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Ep. 25
Keem vs H3H3, Chris vs Jack Saint, and Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season now, fellas! Special thanks to Tim Dadabo, voice of 343 Guilty Spark for the intro. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 28, 2020•2 hr 11 min•Ep. 24
Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: SNARKTANK #manscapedpod SNARK TANK MERCH ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I wri...
May 21, 2020•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 23
Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans? Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman? All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Terrified of The Great Beyond Podcast Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...
May 14, 2020•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 22
The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which was superior in their prime? Why is web design getting worse and worse? Is the nuke the ultimate deter...
May 07, 2020•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 21
Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Apr 30, 2020•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 20
YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make pancakes? What games made us cry? Would you rather be a furry or have erectile dysfunction? What would you do as God for 45 seconds? Can a neck be nice? New merch coming soon! Discord on the way. Advertising ...
Apr 23, 2020•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 19
Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: T...
Apr 16, 2020•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 18
What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherently suck? Why does Gears of War 2 STILL have the best horde mode in any game ever? Has this pandemic ...
Apr 09, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 17
Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this. All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet....
Mar 26, 2020•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 16
Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and he's a huge silly bitch because of it. Gabby's social media: https://www.instagram.com/teethlikemilk/...
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 15
Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long would it take for us to turn to cannibalism? Is sex with advanced robots considered cheating? Chris absolutely hates this episode and considered literally deleting it so, we hope someone likes it at least!...
Mar 12, 2020•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 14
How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals? And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Mar 05, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 13
Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons? All this and more on this unusually political episode of The Snark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcir...
Feb 28, 2020•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 12
A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did Derrick and Sweeny NOT SEE THE SONIC MOVIE?! All that and probably a little bit more on today's Que...
Feb 20, 2020•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 11
The most diverse podcast in the world (maybe) is back with all new shenanigans! The Uncharted movie is delayed once more! Why can't Hollywood figure out video game movies? Why was Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island the best thing since sliced bread? Why can't Chris suck it up and like Dark Souls? Would you break up with your girlfriend if you found out she ate raw bats? How about a little roleplay? Norm Macdonald as Marcus Fenix? God help us. What is this show? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....
Feb 13, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 10
(Star Wars Spoilers towards the end.) The gang answers your dating questions and solve all of your romantic issues with our combined sex appeal and infinite knowledge of the fairer sex. Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp, a Fake News Challenge, a takedown of Star Wars, the best music of the 2000s, and Derrick apparently doesn't know what a plain slice of pizza is. Apologies for the audio glitch at the start! It's a jam packed episode, Snarkoleptics! (Don't listen if you're hungry) Advertising Inquiries:...
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 9
Will the world end because some dudes in China ate bats for no good reason? Would Chris survive without his legs? Will Sweeny stop doing his garbage Family Guy impressions? Will Papa John exact his seething primal rage upon our puerile realm? Is Big Mouth too creepy to be funny? Was No Man's Sky destined to fail? Why is Halo Infinite hurting me with it's secrecy, this is Chris talking I'm genuinely upset. All this and more on this episode of The Snark Tank Podcast. God help us. Also, of course. ...
Jan 30, 2020•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 8
Will Onision survive the wrath of Chris Hansen? Will crying kids on Xbox Live ever NOT be nostalgic? Is bullying good? Will the mysticism of the N word ever dissipate? Can normal sized people have little people kids? Did furries ruin werewolves? Will Chris and and Derrick ever get over their undying lust for Jennette McCurdy? A fever dream of an episode awaits you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Jan 23, 2020•2 hr•Ep. 7
The Snark Tank Podcast is weekly now! Rejoice! Today we're joined by our permanent third, SomeBlackGuy to go through all of the best games of the 2010s. A defense of Skyrim and Mass Effect 3, a surprising choice by Chris, and Tom Sweeny ranting about the power of semen and bone marrow. It's a doozy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Jan 18, 2020•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 6
New Snark Tank! This time we're joined by imAllexx, a young Hogwartz student who tends to get himself involved in a lot of drama somehow. We recorded this before I really knew about any of the shit that was going down but I didn't want to not post this episode just to avoid controversy. Seems like a bitch move. Anyway, we recount some stories about VidCon and there are some golden Sweeny lines. Another one coming this September with Ricepirate Mick! Stay tuned! Advertising Inquiries: https://red...
Aug 29, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 5
Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp Finally I have an excuse to gush about video games on this shitshow of ours! Our guest today is Nakey Jakey, one of the most talented people on YouTube (I believe this, this is not me being gay.) The podcast follows it's usual format of nonsense but we eventually get into a deep discussion about video games and the industry revolving around your questions! Bethesda's Fallout 76 fuck up, the early life of Xbox Live, Red Dead Redemption 2...
Mar 27, 2019•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 4
Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp Welcome to the first episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! .... of 2019! I'm sick with the flue or AIDS or something equivalently dire so to keep our typically famous guests safe from my quarantined ass, we decided to do a chill shorter episode to reign in the new year. We're joined today by Tom Sweeny and Gabby (My Manager and Camera Man ... Camera Woman? Ehh.) Today's episode is shorter cuz I was literally dying but we talked about Trump...
Jan 19, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 3
The second (although technically) first?? Episode of The Snark Tank Podcast is here with special guest Derrick Blackman, known on YouTube as SomeBlackGuy. We talk about sleep paralysis, horrifying dreams, SHane Dawson's Jake Paul documentary, sociopathy, and all sorts of things. Also, I didn't edit this. Like at all. I'm sure there's something I said that I should have edited out but ehh. I just don't care enough. Seriously though, the response has been great since we put out our first podcast. ...
Oct 18, 2018•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Here's a test Pilot episode of The Snark Tank Podcast w/ Chris Ray Gun and Tom Sweeny we recorded a while back. If you like talking about sneaking knives on to planes, progeria, and drunk people dying in the streets; you'll have a grand old time. This was more of an experiment to make sure we could actually record something relatively entertaining and actually put it up. The actual format of the Podcast will not be the shoot the shit style you've heard here. The podcast proper will revolve more ...
May 09, 2018•59 min•Ep. 1
