Send us a text The Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw machines, and the Beaveman's hatred for Russia and Putin (but not the good people of Russia). The show also features silly little jokes from the Beaveman and Swan's manic minute. We support Ukraine, Canada, Mexico, the people of Greenland. We support the true USA. Kate Doré information The ...
Mar 15, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 241
Send us a text The Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time to the age of measles wards, polio, and widespread bubonic and pulmonic plague? I think not. Podcasting is the last avenue of free speech, so the squad will continue using it as long as possible. Thank you to our loyal listeners in the United States of America and around the world. Thank ...
Mar 09, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 6Ep. 240
Send us a text The squad is still confused about the difference between shared psychotic disorders and being bat-sh!t crazy. Nemo swims in to save the day and clear up the confusion. He failed immediately by stating the term Folie à Deux is made up. That's what happens when you try to learn something—still a fun conversation. Guess the squad needs to lean on a friend of the squad to clear it up for them. You know who you are, we are bugging you as soon as we can. Slaptail Nation https://www.slap...
Mar 02, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 6Ep. 239
Send us a text Beaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other types of Folie depending on the type and number, are delusional disorders that start with one person and are shared by others. They discuss some cases briefly to determine WTF! Keep in mind that these three are, basically, idiots. So have fun with their crazy interpretations. Slaptail Nat...
Feb 23, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 238
Send us a text It's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud of his accomplishments and humanitarian efforts all over the planet earth and in the cosmos that kept him away, but now he is back and ready to embrace the collective idiocy. Would you want to know when you are going to die? What is the best way to die? What is the worst way to die? Woul...
Feb 16, 2025•48 min•Season 6Ep. 237
Send us a text It is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more about it but got sidetracked by a ridiculous discussion with Swan about travel, Nemo about comedy, and of course, sex toys. Congrats to Mike Cotayo for getting selected by the WSOC to compete in Las Vegas. Hopefully more satellite selections are coming. Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnat...
Feb 09, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 236
Send us a text Beaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and revisionist, don't matter, it is all factual. Join us for a fun talk about all things nerdy. Basically, things Swan doesn't understand, because you know, she is not a nerd. Strap in for a wonderful four years of making fun of true idiocy. Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https...
Feb 02, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 6Ep. 235
Send us a text Swan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad Swan and Nemo are easily distracted by anything and everything. There are some serious moments, but remember, none of this is real. We are all living in some screwed-up version of the Matrix. So even if we are on a watchlist, a play is a play, and hopefully, we get bumped up in the charts...
Jan 26, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 234
Send us a text The fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succubitus standup comedian. That makes her an expert. [succubitus is the trait of being a succubus, (it's a word Beaveman made up)] Catch this fun chat with this rising comedy star. Emmy, not the Beaveman, just to clarify. Emmy Buttrick https://www.succubusofsatire.com/ Slaptail Nation https...
Jan 18, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 233
Send us a text Beaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up comedian who demonstrates a strong tolerance for putting up with Beaveman's sense of humor and psychopathy. In this episode we talk about comedy, comedic influences, cryptids and whatever other odd subject manifests from the mind of the disturbed. Jen Flaxman @flaxmania @betterer_help_comed...
Jan 12, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 232
Send us a text The Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with. To challenge the Swan, Beaveman gives her a swear jar and a handful of quarters because, as we all know, the Swan curses up a storm like the true RN she is. Will she make it through with her handful of quarters, or will she run out? Thank you to our guest, comedian Adam Minnick, for hanging out for a fu...
Jan 04, 2025•59 min•Season 6Ep. 231
Send us a text The squad unites for a fun Christmas Eve conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist. How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join us for a completely pointless conversation about comedy, dating, and sharp farts—another episode steeped in culture. Funny Man Mike Cotayo, aka Nemo, and JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Browntown, are along for the idiotic ride. Red the Blackout Artist @stonertomboy on TikTok Mike Cotayo https:/...
Dec 29, 2024•59 min•Season 6Ep. 230
Send us a text Steven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones, alien lifeforms, cryptids, and hauntings. Sounds like he needs to be on a spooky episode with the Dark Lord of Browntown. See his linktree for his upcoming shows. Slaptail Nation Picks https://linktr.ee/Theesitcom https://minddogtv.com/ Sla...
Dec 22, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 6Ep. 229
Send us a text On this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the leader of the KNAL commune (sounds like a cult), but she hasn't flat out dismissed the idea. Join us for this fun episode and see the show links for Katy Needs A Life upcoming show dates. Katy Needs A Life show dates and info https://www.etix....
Dec 15, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 6Ep. 228
Send us a text Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years. Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an all around good guy with a warped sense of humor. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz https://linktr.ee/Theesitcom https://minddogtv.com/ Slaptail Nation https...
Dec 08, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 228
Send us a text JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick. They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute." Slaptail Squad Shout outs @jamesrivercomedy @alextherockplotkowski @richardmathis952 @theyogmeister Slaptail Nation/Squad shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunter Support the show...
Dec 01, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 6Ep. 227
Send us a text Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. Happy Holidays, from the Slaptail Squad! Slaptail Nation shows and information email the show at slaptailsquad@gmail.com https://w...
Nov 24, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 6Ep. 226
Send us a text The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself. The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check...
Nov 17, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 225
Send us a text The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't sh...
Nov 10, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 6Ep. 224
Send us a text It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought alon...
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 223
Send us a text The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? Slaptail Nation picks and shows https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows Headliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrown Featuring Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbri Host The Beaveman @john_beav Support the show...
Oct 27, 2024•56 min•Season 6Ep. 222
Send us a text Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ. You can truly see why th...
Oct 20, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 6Ep. 221
Send us a text We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us. Slaptail Nation Events ...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 6Ep. 220
Send us a text On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they? Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www....
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 6Ep. 219
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the show
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 218
Send us a text Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. It's an short, fun episode. Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the show...
Sep 15, 2024•55 min•Season 6Ep. 217
Send us a text It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6! I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be. On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied. It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it. Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! W...
Sep 08, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 216
Send us a text On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content. Slaptail Nation https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the show...
Aug 25, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 215
Send us a text It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have t...
Aug 11, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 214
Send us a text It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a su...
Jun 30, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 213
