Send us a text Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy. Slaptail N...
Jun 23, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 5Ep. 212
Send us a text The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. Thank you to our listeners all over the world for getting us on the charts. Shout out to Switzerland! Stay tuned for more Slaptail Squad fun and productions from Sla...
Jun 16, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 211
Send us a text This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that ...
Jun 08, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 210
Send us a text Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her up. Thanks for joining us!...
Jun 02, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 209
Send us a text If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support. Slaptail Nation Information/Shows/etc. https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ https://crawlspacecomedy.c...
May 26, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 208
Send us a text Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store. Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics. Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe. Thank you all for listening and supporting the show. W...
May 19, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 207
Send us a text It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to our listeners all over the world and a special shout out...
May 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 205
Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of our listeners...
Apr 28, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 204
Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all. Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We appreciate all of you. Slaptail Nation Events New Age improv show https://www.eventbrite.com/e/878691097727?aff=oddtdtcreator Slap Your Tail Comedy sh...
Apr 21, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 203
Send us a text See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the Beaveman Shout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our signature blend of humor and sharp insight. From the perils of learn...
Apr 14, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 202
Send us a text The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his new life experiences with less hair. That dude is out the...
Apr 07, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 201
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get rid of your D...
Mar 31, 2024•1 hr 59 min•Season 5Ep. 200
Send us a text On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had a great time. Thank you for joining us. A special thanks to our listeners all over the world and a special, special thanks to the listeners in Cyprus...
Mar 23, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 199
Send us a text On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. This podcast is dedicated to our beloved Grandma ...
Mar 17, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 198
Send us a text On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world! Slap Your Tail Comedy upcoming show https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail/ Support the show...
Mar 03, 2024•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 197
Send us a text So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking. The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess what, he got furious immediately. No surprise there. The squad unites to talk abou...
Feb 18, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 196
Send us a text The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline. You know what this show needs? More people that make the artery on the side of the Beaveman's head throb and expand ...
Feb 11, 2024•58 min•Season 5Ep. 195
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beave...
Feb 03, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 194
Send us a text The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental. Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad. Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories. What you find most hard to believe is that anyone would ever threaten to harm the Be...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 193
Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. The Beavemen shares stories of his challenges with balance and asks the members of the Slaptail Nation to share their own personal stories as well. They wrap it up by talking about their latest addition to the household, the Swan's cute little grandma (CLG) for short. Thanks to all our listeners for joining us on yet another silly conve...
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Send us a text The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun. Slaptail Squad Pics https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701 https://linktr.e...
Jan 14, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 191
Send us a text On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart. The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation. Slaptail Squad Picks https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike https://crawlspacecomedy.com/ https://podcasts.apple.com/nz/podca...
Dec 17, 2023•54 min•Season 5Ep. 190
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time. It was an editing nightmare. Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he? Join the squad for a fun conversation, It's the same idiocy you have come to know and enjoy every ...
Dec 10, 2023•58 min•Season 5Ep. 189
Send us a text The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one. The squad learns that GiGi is obsessed with balls, which leads to some fun ball talk. Thanks to all of our listeners around the world. We are so thankful for all of you. Slaptail Nation Upcoming Shows 2023 https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-pr...
Dec 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 188
Send us a text The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz) and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them. He also reveals that if he could split himself into multiple parts, that he would rather have sex with himself than with other people. That's super weird...
Nov 26, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 187
Send us a text The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane. They then talk about the genius that is Nicolas Cage and their plan to do a movie marathon to ensconce Jumanji in the culture that is Nicolas Cage. Can't wait for that to happen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you, be safe. Upcoming Slaptail Nation Show Information https://crawlspacecomedy.com/e...
Nov 19, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 186
Send us a text The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did. Ever wonder if members of the squad would kiss each other for money? Ever wonder who would eat what out of what orifice? Now you don't have to wonder. Thank you to our audience for joining us on another journey into idiocy. Daviso...
Nov 05, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 185
Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show! Upcoming Events https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/slaptail-nation-presents-slap-your-tail-comedy/ Friends ...
Oct 29, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 184
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under. It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about. As always, the Ronz sniffed or took excessively long breaths before speaking, so you have that to look forward to, (don't worry, the Beaveman removed 90% of them). He al...
Oct 22, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 183
Send us a text The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases? Do you like DIY projects? Do you know what they are? Ronz doesn't. Maybe you like tasting new things. Have you ever wondered if everyone's junk tastes the same? These are the things this group of idiots talk about when they get together. You didn't really think you were going to learn anything did you? Of course not. Thank you to all of our l...
Oct 15, 2023•59 min•Season 5Ep. 182
