Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. We get to the entertaining portion of the pod...
Oct 08, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 181
Send us a text The Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future. Jumanji questions if he is having a midlife crisis, Ronz divulges the secret behind his awesome haircut, and Beaveman and the Swan talk about the progress of the Slaptail Nation. Don't worry, they also talk about plenty of idiotic subjects and opportunities to be inappropriate and cringy. Thank you to our listeners, your support of our show h...
Oct 01, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 180
Send us a text On this bonus episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad teams up with JD Hutchins of The Monsters Lair for part 2. MIB, cryptids, and high-strangeness seem to be very common in West Virginia, specifically Point Pleasant. Beaveman and the Swan pick JD's brain for his knowledge and opinions on these fascinating subjects. Shout out to the people of Point Pleasant WV as they celebrate Mothman Festival 2023. Here's to making it to Mothman Festival 2024! Support the show...
Sep 17, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 179
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedians. The Beaveman, Ronz, and the Swan interview comedians Darius Walker, Chris Karpinski, Joel Sankey, and Conor Keenan. We know, we don't do interviews. Don't worry, despite our best efforts, Ronz made it cringy with the comedians. The final interview is Ronz at his cringy best when he int...
Aug 27, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 178
Send us a text On this bonus episode, the Beaveman of The Slaptail Squad (not unlike Batman) and JD of The Monsters Lair (not unlike the Wolfman) team up for a fun talk about the monsters of West Virginia with a heavy focus on the beautiful town of Point Pleasant and Flatwoods. Its a fun talk about West Virginia, its' cryptids, high strangeness, and good people. If you ever get a chance to go, do it. Point Pleasant embraces the Mothman from their museum, culture, and arguably the coolest statue ...
Aug 05, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 177
Send us a text The Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he believes will end the human race. There is also some minor conspiracy fun, and of course, general idiocy. Thank you for joining us this season. Looking forward to season 5. During the break, if you would like the Beaveman to play some clips from favorite episodes while he and the Swan brea...
Jul 09, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 176
Send us a text The Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Seeking out open mics, networking, and watching local shows in the hopes of scoping out and scouting talent. Beaveman consults with squad member and professional comedian Mike but soon realizes that Ronz is the one with all the opinions. Basically, its the podcast for Ronz, about Ronz, and ...
Jun 25, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 175
Send us a text This week the squad assembles and welcomes our guest GG. Why you ask? Well, GG spent a couple of years as a phone sex worker, and of course, that is right up the squad's alley. Listener warning, there is some pretty graphic content in this episode to include a mock phone exchange between the Beaveman and GG. It's all in good fun with plenty of laughter and teasing. Who likes being spanked? Who has some pretty kinky interests? Who is the most boring squad member sexually? Guess you...
Jun 18, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 174
Send us a text Here it is folks. The long awaited, "Ronz on the Street," better known as, "Cringy moments with Ronz!" He does not disappoint. Its all the cringe, none of the crying. You have to listen, even if every fiber of your being is uncomfortable. Thank you so much for all of the folks who did interviews. We hope you get to hear this episode and share it with others. Thank you to: David, Justin, Eric, Holly, Jennifer, Emma, Justin and Amanda, Connor, Rachel Rae, Peaches, the Nightmare Real...
Jun 11, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 4Ep. 173
Send us a text The quest to understand the Beaveman and Ronz's anger continues. On this final episode (maybe) they are joined by friend of the show Davison Sarai, professional wrestler and counselor. Is it possible that Davison can help them? Not bloody likely! Guess you will just have to listen to find out. Friends of the show https://www.instagram.com/davisonsaraiwrestling/ https://www.youtube.com/@davisonsarai7763/videos https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/ https://linktr.ee/funnymanmik...
Jun 03, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 172
Send us a text In celebration of the coming of Pride month, the Squad has a stretchy pants episode out on the Beaver Deck with a special guest from OutFront Kalamazoo. Thank you to Grace for joining us for the collective craziness. Jumanji shares personal stories about his attendance at his first pride festival. The Beaveman tries to get him to cry but is unsuccessful. The conversation takes a typical detour to talk about being an a-hole, salad tossing, the never ending debate about foreskin lov...
May 27, 2023•52 min•Season 4Ep. 171
Send us a text The squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really? As always it is a fun conversation, aside from the fact that Ronz insists on doing the show sounding like he has a mouth full of gravel. Don't worry kids. That mouth full of gravel won't keep him from saying cringy things. We also learn that Beaveman has a thing for Jumanji's ex. Yikes! We hope you join us for a little fun. Thank to all of our supporters...
May 21, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 170
Send us a text On this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman. If you were hoping to learn some coping mechanisms for dealing with your anger, you are out of luck. The anger episodes continue. This one is going to be at least a 3 episode series. Thank you to all of our listeners and to JD for joining us. Show Notes: Persons in Michigan and surroundin...
May 14, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 4Ep. 169
Send us a text On this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squad. If anger was jet fuel, he would have enough to circumnavigate the earth 100 times. That's ok, Jumanji and Mike attempt to come to the rescue. It's a little bit serious mixed with some fun and humor. Thanks for sharing it with us. Get ready for at least one more angry podcast. the, "don...
May 07, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 158
Send us a text The Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if your image on social media looks nothing like you? Like yourself at least a little folks! Ronz informs the fellas that he has a different wedding band for every woman in his life. He has seven wedding bands. Sounds suspicious. The Slaptail Nation Presents: The Don't Call me Michael comedy s...
Apr 30, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 157
Send us a text On this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplexed and join in to try and decipher the lyrics of these masterpieces. Not only do they attempt to understand the lyrics, they attempt to sing along with the masterpiece that is Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." Sadly, the Beaveman passionately belted out such a beautiful rendition that his ...
Apr 23, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 156
Send us a text Smells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend another podcast. If however, you just want to have some fun talking about smells, we are the people to listen to. Take a deep breath in through the nose, out through the mouth. As usual, we are pretty dysfunctional and talk about some uncomfortable smells, which leads to other topics of con...
Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 155
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to have a fun chat. The Beaveman and Jumanji went to a strip bar and hung out. Hear the story from Jumanji's perspective. Thank you for joining us as friends each week so we can share our ridiculous lives with you. Comedian Mike Cotayo's upcoming show information https://www.funnymanmike.co...
Apr 09, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 154
Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculous, and it is, but it was also a good time. The new running joke is to call Mike, Michael. Typically when we want to sound like the responsible adult. He doesn't seem to like it much. Yes, this is literally what they did for an entire episode. Comedian Mike Cotayo information https://linkt...
Apr 02, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 153
Send us a text Why aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some form of TV. The squad unites for a fun talk. Join us for the collective idiocy. Comedian Mike Cotayo's Information https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike Friends of the Show https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/ Swiss N...
Mar 26, 2023•59 min•Season 4Ep. 152
Send us a text The mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answers to any of those questions if you listen to this podcast, but you will have a laugh. Get ready for some classic cringy moments with Ronz. This episode does not disappoint. Comedian Mike Cotayo Information https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike Friends of the Show https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcrea...
Mar 19, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 151
Send us a text The Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointless conversations, jokes and general BS. Thank you for supporting the show. Upcoming shows and all things Mike Cotayo, the newest member of the Slaptail Squad https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike Slaptail Squad Picks https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/ ...
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 150
Send us a text This week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridiculous and fun conversation. It's all for fun. Thank you for joining us for a laugh or two. If you are going to be in the Durham, NC area on 3/10/2023 and you want to see Mike Cotayo in person, you can catch him at, "The Complex." See the link in the show notes for ticket information. Mike ...
Mar 05, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 149
Send us a text The Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. The Beaveman looks at it like a corporation that may split, diversify, and possibly bring on additional staff. Hang out for a fun, offensive conversation. Thank you all for listening and joining us. Slaptail Squad Recommendations Mike Cotayo's information https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike htt...
Feb 26, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 148
Send us a text Not part two but a totally new conversation with our new friend of the show Mike Cotayo. This week the Beaveman and Swan have a casual conversation about penises with Mike as well as other strange topics, but mostly penises. Check out our show links for information on how to see all things Mike Cotayo and for his upcoming show dates. He will be at the Loony Bin in Little Rock AR from February 8-11, 2023 https://www.funnymanmike.com/shows https://lr.loonybincomedy.com/ComedyClub/46...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 147
Send us a text On this episode, the Squad welcomes Funny Man Mike Cotayo. Mike was a good sport and he answered the Squad's questions about stand-up comedy, poop dreams, IBS, and was even gracious enough to participate in Tromondae's Pride-Side Chat. Please see the show notes for important social media links for Mike Cotayo and information on his upcoming shows. Thank you all for listening! Show Notes Mike Cotayo important information on social media and upcoming events and shows https://linktr....
Jan 28, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 146
Send us a text Have you ever been sitting there, enjoying a show, when you see something off? Well, that's what happens from time to time. It happened to the Beaveman. He was watching a show and noticed a physical exam finding on an actor and was immediately concerned. But what can you do when that happens? Can you even contact the actor? You can attempt it, for the right amount of money apparently. Also this week, you can look forward to a healthy dose of anger and frustration from the Beaveman...
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 145
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Swan and the Beaveman tell the story of Swan's experience as a patient. Is this the death of the profession of nursing? Is medicine any better than it was 15 years ago? You have to listen to find out. If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or watching our friends of the show https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://m.twitch.tv/strange_loope/home https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/ and of course, never be dry again with...
Jan 15, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 144
Send us a text This week the Slaptail Squad unites to discuss a bizarre interaction the Beaveman experienced when he was on his son's Twitch Stream. Some knob called in and professed his lamentation over the loss of his foreskin for 30 minutes. You guessed it, the Beaveman can't let it go so this entire podcast is about how ridiculous the Beaveman believes this cause is. Should I protest to protect a woman's right to abortion? Nah, let me protest about the loss of my foreskin because I'm a middl...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 143
Send us a text Happy Holidays from the members of the Slaptail Squad to you! On this episode, the Beaveman expresses his opinion about persons that approach the world with a closed mind. It sounds deep, but it isn't because the squad follows that up with a ridiculous spelling bee, prideside chat, the Beaveman's lament that he never became a famous porn director/producer, and everyone's crush on The Rock. We hope you listen to this episode at the family meal. That should spark some interesting co...
Dec 25, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 142
