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The Slaptail Squad

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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and unfortunately someone who wouldn't know great comedy if it bit her on her lovely backside. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the Ricker and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

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Episodes

The Swan has the Conn, episode 21

Send us a text On this podcast the Swan hosts the podcast from the Beaver Den. She attempts to have the Ronz take control since he is Number One but he quickly F's it up. It's a discussion about social media and whether our dependence is a bit excessive, are we really living our lives or posting what we think people really want to see? The squad members present for the podcast are The Swan, The Daughter, The Ronz, and Tromondae. Enjoy! Support the show...

Aug 02, 20201 hr 35 min

Can you imagine the Swan doing stand-up?

Send us a text The Swan and the Beaveman discuss stand-up comedy and what type of material they would try if they were comedians. They agree that the Swan would be a horrible stand-up comedian. We are pretty sure the Beaveman would be horrible as well. Enjoy! Support the show

Jul 27, 20201 hr 9 min

Ronz Has A High Test Score, Episode 19

Send us a text On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about shopping during the pandemic, what people wear to represent their likes or just because, and why the Ronz is so much smarter then the Beaveman. Little known facts about the Ronz are revealed. It's all in fun. We hope our military, veteran, and civilian fans enjoy listening. Support the show...

Jul 19, 20201 hr 29 min

Why Are We Talking About Gospel Music? Episode 18

Send us a text On this episode, SlapTail Squad member Tromondae shares some of his favorite music with the other squad members. The Beaveman and The Ronz express their opinions. The Ronz screws up as usual and the Beaveman lets him have it. They have a fun discussion and do some venting. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Support the show...

Jul 12, 20201 hr 44 min

After The 4th, Episode 17

Send us a text On this episode, the Beaveman and the Ronz address some of the perceptions the rest of the world may have about Americans. Are they accurate. The Ronz makes a questionable joke at a medical office, and the Beaveman goes off about people who share too much. We hope all of your are staying well. Thanks for listening. Support the show

Jul 06, 20201 hr 9 min

Ronz Thinks Everyone Is A Scientist, Episode 16

Send us a text On this episode, the Beaveman tries to discuss some silly news but the Ronz is either not listening or is side tracked. The Ronz tries to convince the Beaveman that he is a scientist, which he isn't. It's pretty entertaining. At one point, the Beaveman almost stops the podcast in order to keep himself from metaphorically strangling the Ronz. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy podcasting. Stay safe! Support the show...

Jun 28, 20201 hr 21 min

Classic Bitch Session, episode 15

Send us a text On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman, the Ronz, and the Swan do some classic bitching about life as an adult. We also dive deeper into the Ronz's origin story. It is nothing like Batman's, but is pretty interesting. There is a public service announcement from Skylar at the beginning and end of the podcast. We are looking forward to the day when we can podcast from the same location. Until then, we will do our best to get you content each week. Stay safe and happy me...

Jun 22, 20201 hr 30 min

Trust In Politics

Send us a text On this episode, the Ronz and the Beaveman catch up remotely to discuss their faith in politicians. Of course they also talk about the Ronz's love of martial arts before they get to the damn point of the podcast. It's a fun conversation that follows the stream of consciousness of a normal human being. They talk about veterans, their kids, and whatever else they feel like talking about. We hope you enjoy the podcast. Support the show...

Jun 15, 20201 hr 18 min

Thank you so much abusers of social media!

Send us a text The SlapTail squad assembles, remotely, to discuss how use/abuse of social media is causing arguments and frustration among, "friends." Most likely we are all guilty of believing that just because we are,"friends," on social media that we have all the same beliefs, traditions, and practices. We hope you are staying safe and that you enjoy the podcast. Support the show...

Jun 07, 20201 hr 29 min

Superstitions, and Tromondae gets a glimpse into the mind of the Ronz

Send us a text Yes! This week Tromondae is able to join the squad sporadically through Skype. It is totally worth it though, because he gets a glimpse into the mind of the Ronz and all of the fun things that naturally spew forth from his mouth. We have a fun time talking about superstitions and rituals we perform in daily life and silly things that make us think superstitious thoughts in spite of ourselves. It was a fun podcast to make. Enjoy! Support the show...

May 31, 20201 hr 24 min

Swapping military stories, episode 11

Send us a text On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman and the Ronz catch up remotely. The Ronz was able to get out there and be socially awkward as usual. The Beaveman and the Ronz discuss their totally different military experiences. We hope you are all staying safe and happy. Enjoy! Support the show

May 24, 20201 hr 34 min

The Ronz strays from home, episode 10

Send us a text The Ronz gets out of the house again and interacts with others while observing social distancing. The folks he interacts with get a taste of his humor and the listeners of the SlapTail Squad benefit from his retelling of the interaction and the Beaveman's response. We hope everyone is happy and safe. Enjoy! Support the show

May 17, 20201 hr 20 min

Practicing Social Distancing Podcasting, episode 9

Send us a text On this episode, RJ, son of the Ronz, joins us for a remote podcast. We ask him about how he is handling the stay at home order as a young college student. The Beaveman fucks up and says, "Star Wars," the next generation instead of Star Trek. Most importantly, the Ronz got out of the house and had a chance to be awkward in a social interaction while applying social distancing. We hope it brings you some happiness. Stay safe. Support the show...

May 10, 20201 hr 18 min

Passing the time, stay at home style, episode 8

Send us a text The Slaptail Squad members assemble for a fun discussion about their respective lives. Apparently the Beaveman wants to live inside a sitcom. We are still observing the stay at home order in Michigan. It's a fun conversation and hopefully it brings some joy to the listeners. Stay safe and thanks to all of our listeners! Support the show...

May 03, 20201 hr 20 min

A white woman, a black man, and a brown man discuss a government letter, episode 7

Send us a text Oh boy. On this episode of The Slaptail Squad, the Swan, Tromondae, and the Beaveman discuss a letter sent to health care professionals in the state of Michigan by the Chief Deputy Director for Health for the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. Please see the link if you want to read it. Listen and decide if the Swan and the Beaveman are over reacting. Basically, it seemed kind of insulting. That is why, as a "brown man," the Beaveman felt he needed to address it. Th...

Apr 26, 20201 hr 31 min

Paradise PD Pilot, episode 6

Send us a text On this episode of the The Slaptail Squad, Beaveman and the Ronz attempt to review the pilot episode of Paradise PD. If you think you will learn much about the show by listening to these idiots, you are most likely wrong. There are periods of time when the Beaveman just lets the Ronz talk to see how long he can do it without taking a break. Thanks for listening! Support the show...

Apr 19, 20201 hr 9 min

TV Show Pitch Time, episode 5

Send us a text On this episode, Skylar joins Slaptail Squad members Ronz and Beaveman for a discussion about the meaning of Easter, TV favorites, and the pitch for a new sitcom. Please don't steal our idea. If you are a producer, we are whores so feel free to approach us if you are interested in making our TV show. Enjoy! Support the show

Apr 12, 20201 hr 36 min

Pitching a comic book idea for real this time, episode 4

Send us a text On this episode, the members of the Slaptail Squad pitch a comic book idea to each other and to their guest. It's fun to see how easily the Ronz can get distracted by a shiny penny. We hope you enjoy this episode and that you don't attempt to steal the Beaveman's idea for a comic book super hero. Or if you do, at least pay him for it. The members of the Slaptail Squad hope that the listeners are taking a break from the current train wreck that is the new normal and that they are s...

Apr 05, 20201 hr 34 min

Trying to stick to the plan and failing miserably, episode 3

Send us a text On this episode of The Slaptail Squad, Ronz and the Beaveman welcome Skylar to the show. They had a plan and failed. So you have to listen to the next episode. The plan was to pitch a comic book idea and get input from the other squad members and guest. Instead it was a nerd-fest discussion about comic books, movies, music, and of course, martial arts. Enjoy! Support the show...

Mar 29, 20201 hr 27 min

Coronavirus Quackpot Theories, Epidsode 2

Send us a text Oh boy. On this episode the Slaptail Squad members, Beaveman, Swan, and the Daughter go through some of the crazy circulating theories about the strain of Coronavirus that is currently causing a pandemic. They tried really hard not to get too medical and just have fun. The bottom line message was this, if you don't put your faith in the scientific community, then you are screwed. They hope you enjoy this episode and stay healthy and happy. Support the show...

Mar 22, 20201 hr 12 min

Slaptail Squad Assemble, Episode 1

Send us a text Holy Crap we did it! Welcome to our new and improved podcast, "The Slaptail Squad!" This is the fist official episode. The Beaveman invited some talented people to share in the podcast experience. Now instead of just the idiotic and obnoxious opinions of the Beaveman, you will benefit from exposure to other squad members like the Ronz, the Swan, and the Wood. We are so excited to have you on this journey. Oh, and you will most likely still hear deranged comments from paper Doc. Su...

Mar 15, 20201 hr 22 min

Catching Up With The Ronz, Aaayyyy!

Send us a text Beaveman and the Ronz just catch up on the weeks events in their personnel lives, they discuss medicine, politics, and the state of the world. Enjoy. Remember, this is the last podcast for Beaveman and The Doc. The new podcast will begin next week. The new podcast is, "The Slaptail Squad." We are super excited to unveil this podcast to the listeners. Support the show...

Mar 08, 20201 hr 15 min

It's A Bitch Session

Send us a text Yes, that is exactly what this episode is all about. The Swan joins the Beaveman for a bitch session about a variety of topics. Apparently we are easily annoyed. Support the show

Mar 01, 20201 hr 10 min

Gray Man Theory Part II, Sort Of

Send us a text In part II, Ron takes the lead and relates more about the Gray Man theory. The Beaveman distracts him frequently as per norm. Remember, the podcast is rebranding soon. Stay tuned for updates! Support the show

Feb 23, 20201 hr 29 min

Gray Man Theory Part 1

Send us a text Ron describes the gray man theory. It's a discussion about how we could attempt to unplug from society. Can it be done? With the implementation big brother AI, I'm not sure. We will continue in part II. Support the show

Feb 16, 20201 hr 21 min

What Was This Podcast About, I'm Not Even Sure

Send us a text Ron and the Beaveman talk about a variety of topics ranging from: Beaveman's sense of humor, to comics, to Ron's feedback on old podcasts, to the types of guests they would like to have in the future. So if, "Weird Al Yankovic," and Kevin Smith are available, please reach out. Support the show

Feb 09, 20201 hr 29 min

The Laci Peterson Murder

Send us a text This episode, Beaveman and the Swan discuss the two documentaries/docu-series on the Laci Peterson Murder. Did Scott kill his wife, is he on death row wrongly acused? It is a fascinating story. This podcast does not go into great detail, so don't expect to get the full picture. We are just talking about it briefly and expressing our opinions. Remember, it's an idiot podcast. Enjoy! Support the show...

Feb 03, 20201 hr 15 min

Gods Among Us: The Ethics of Superheroes Part I

Send us a text In part one, Micah and the Beaveman begin to scratch the surface of the ethics of Superheroes citing the video game and comic series, "Injustice: Gods Among Us." Did the writers use the video game and comic series as a medium to pose ethical questions to the readers? Is it just a video game and comic series, or is it something else? Makes you think. What is they lived among us? What side would you pick. More to come in future episodes. Support the show...

Jan 28, 20201 hr 19 min

Did You Know Ron Is A Martial Artist?

Send us a text It's really just a conversation between Beaveman and the Doc. We learn a little more about Ron. Did you know he does Martial Arts? We have a discussion about the changes the podcast has gone through and how to rebrand. Support the show

Jan 19, 20201 hr 13 min

And Iran, Iran So Far Away, They Couldn't Get Away

Send us a text Ron and The Beaveman talk about their past experiences in the military as it relates to what is going on in the world today politically and from a military action perspective. It's an idiot podcast after all. Support the show

Jan 12, 20201 hr 18 min
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