Send us a text On this episode the Beaveman asks Swan and Tromondae questions designed to hopefully embarrass and entertain them. The Ronz is busy off mastering the art of COVID-Te, or, the way of the COVID hand. He was missed but we gotta let the guy have a break once in awhile. He will be back for episode 52 which marks a year since we launched this podcast as an addition to the Slaptail Nation. Please join us for our podcast party. It has been a great journey to share with all of you. Thank y...
Feb 28, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Send us a text The Beaveman was quoted as saying, "I'm not entirely sure what this podcast was about. The Swan and Tromondae were in charge." The Slaptail nation will just have to listen and figure it out for themselves. I guess it is a get to know Beaveman and Ronz time. Thank you all for spending time with the Slaptail Squad! Support the show
Feb 22, 2021•1 hr 32 min
Send us a text The squad and friends of the show assemble to "discuss," the last three Karate Kid movies. They basically agree that they are pretty disenchanted with part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. There are redeeming qualities of the Karate Kid Jayden Smith version. They seem to agree that they enjoyed that movie. What is definitely clear is that there are some seriously sleazy, creepy vibes from part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. We look forward to discussing Cobra Kai in the future. Thanks for j...
Feb 14, 2021•1 hr 39 min
Send us a text We continue our discussion about the Karate Kid universe in part 2. This time we continue to talk about Karate, reference the first movie, and dive into part 2. This is questionably the Beaveman's favorite of all of them. The squad relies on the brilliant insight of the Ronz and his vast experience in Karate. Or do they? Thank you all for joining us. We are just getting started with the Karate Kid Universe, or the Miyagiverse. Support the show...
Feb 07, 2021•1 hr 55 min
Send us a text This is it. It's time to discuss a topic that is near and dear to the Beaveman's heart. The Karate Kid, or, the Karate Kid universe. He has loved these movies his whole like. Some more then others. He is joined by fellow nerd and student of martial arts Andy, as well as the Ronz, self-professed martial artist and blackbelt. We defer to the Ronz's superior martial arts expertise. We are also joined by friend of the show Skylar. He provides his opinion as a next generation perspecti...
Jan 31, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Send us a text The squad assembles to catch up and talk. You can't just launch in to your subject. There is some talk about favorite comedians and sexual chocolate. This is a reference to "Coming to America, " for the uninformed. They get to their subject about narcissism. Do you know a narcissist? Are you a narcissist? What is a narcissist? We hope we bring a little comedy in to your life. We appreciate all our listeners. Thank you all so much. Stay safe. Support the show...
Jan 24, 2021•1 hr 44 min
Send us a text The recent events in this country have caused increased stress and division. We at the Slaptail Squad have tried to distance ourselves and focus on topics that will make our listeners laugh and smile and hopefully forget all their troubles for a while. Every wonder about the first humans to recognize you could eat a chickens egg, or milk a cow? Did they try to milk a bull and get kicked in the head? Take a dive into the mind of the squad. We hope it will make you laugh. Take care ...
Jan 17, 2021•1 hr 29 min
Send us a text The squad welcomes guest and friend of the show Andy to discuss the Mandalorian. You can't just start talking about the podcast topic, you have to ease in to it. So first we subject our guest to typical Slaptail Squad questions. The Ronz attempts to stump the squad with Mandalorian trivia, and fails. Andy and the Beaveman discuss their emotional responses to the final episode of the Mandalorian, and the Ronz pisses the Beaveman off as usual. What does the future hold for the Manda...
Jan 10, 2021•1 hr 22 min
Send us a text The squad assembles to discuss new years's resolutions. Clearly the Beaveman considers them to be ridiculous. You got to have goals people! All year long. Also we find out that the Ronz makes comments about seeing the Beaveman undressing in the locker room on more then one podcast. What is the deal? We hope everyone has a wonderful New Year. Thank you to all of our listeners. We cannot tell you how much you mean to us. Stay safe from all of the members of the Slaptail Squad! Suppo...
Jan 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Send us a text It's a post Christmas episode. The squad talks about the holidays. The Beaveman talks about how friends take advantage of you. They also talk about getting older and what happens to the body as we age. We look forward to the day when we can get together in person and podcast for all of you. The Squad wishes everyone happy holidays! Stay safe. Thank you for listening. Support the show...
Dec 27, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Send us a text If you ever wanted to hear how the Swan met the Beaveman, well, you won't learn much from this episode. On this episode the squad talks about ways to lose friends and alienate folks in general. Apparently the Beaveman is the only one who is good at it. The others seem to profess their sainthood. Whatever, the Beaveman will continue to try and exploit the evils that the other squad members do. Everyone knows they are lying. Thanks for listening. Enjoy the podcast. From all of us he...
Dec 20, 2020•1 hr 43 min
Send us a text Ever wonder how the Ronz met his wife? Neither did we, but we listened anyway. Ever wonder about the inner thoughts of the Ronz? So do we. The complexity, clearly just astonishing. Support the show
Dec 13, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Send us a text On this episode, the squad assembles and talks about multiple topics. How do you address family members? Why do we ask our friends who come from different cultural backgrounds questions as though they are the spokesperson for that culture, race, or ethnicity. The Ronz tells stories and exclaims his amazement about everything like a young child. And oh, by the way, he is a martial artist. They finally wrap it up by telling life stories about helping people and why others may be rel...
Dec 06, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Send us a text Thanksgiving came and went. The Ronz fisted a turkey. Ok, so there is that. Ronz isn't sure what the symptoms of COVID-19 are despite talking about them constantly. We get to hear more fueling and refueling stories! Yay! Maybe that should be a thing. Thank you to our listeners! We love you folks! Stay safe! Support the show
Nov 29, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Send us a text The Ronz has a plan. Bring little Ronz on the show and interrogate him about why he thinks video games could prepare him for real life combat situations. That was his plan. Plan. Plan. Was he able to implement the plan? Basically no. It was still a fun conversation. This episode was recorded prior to Veterans day so you also get to enjoy the Beaveman complaining about people posing as veterans and veteran posers pretending to be bad asses and over using the system. Thanks for list...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Send us a text How many random thoughts can you string together? How many thoughts go through your head that you spend time actually thinking about? Apparently the squad has quite a few. Join them for some brief, casual political talk followed by random goofy thoughts. Did you know Tromondae doesn't like baggy sleeves, that the Beaveman loves porn, and that the Swan is perplexed by persons with no chins? Did you know the Ronz is a blackbelt? We apologize that there is so very little contribution...
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman invites the Ronz to have a non-contentious discussion about the election results. The Ronz still believes he won despite the overwhelming votes for President Beaveman. The Swan acts as non-partial moderator of their discussion. Join us for this pleasant conversation. Support the show
Nov 08, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Send us a text This is it Slaptail Nation. The final presidential debate. Time to choose your candidate. Will you support the Ronz and his platform of butt plugs for all and general confusion, or will you support the Beaveman, a little brown man? It's up to you to get out there and vote no matter how ridiculous the candidates for president may be. Just vote! Don't let them take our rights away. Not every country in the world has the rights afforded to citizens of the United States of America. Th...
Nov 01, 2020•58 min
Send us a text Join Tromondae on this second presidential debate while he attempts to moderate two idiotic candidates. Topics of discussion include the Flintstones and the Jetsons, personal hygiene, aluminum foil helmets, and milk shakes as well as a bunch of other crucial topics. If you are playing a drinking game with friends, you are sure to get totally wasted because the Ronz says, "right," about 100 times. Listen and enjoy. The final debate is in one week. Just in time for you to make up yo...
Oct 25, 2020•50 min
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Tromondae welcomes Beaveman and Ronzs' respective number two. That's right, its Vice Presidential debate time. These candidates don't disappoint. They are as equally unqualified as their running mates. Skylar represents the alter ego of the Beaveman, soft-spoken and learned. While RJ seems overly obsessed with a platform of butt plugs for all. We are not sure if that is the exact platform the Ronz selected. It wouldn't surprise us because he ...
Oct 18, 2020•36 min
Send us a text Welcome to the first presidential debate with your candidates the Beaveman and the Ronz. The topics of the debate are super relevant (not so much). Empathize with Tromondae as he tries to moderate these two idiots as they navigate through the hard-hitting questions from an expert panel. It should be no surprise that in a debate of this nature, the losers are the voters. Be on the lookout for at least one more presidential debate and one vice presidential debate before the election...
Oct 11, 2020•50 min
Send us a text The Beaveman is all alone on this podcast. It is a time for him to share his thoughts on screening for cancer, loss of the Black Panther, and death and dying. He also talks about the pandemic and the irresponsibility of the president. Skylar joins him at the end to talk about procrastination. We hope you are all having a good time and staying safe during the pandemic. Vote! Support the show...
Oct 06, 2020•1 hr 9 min
Send us a text The Slaptail squad assembles to talk nonsense. Every wonder why a date looks like a cockroach? No? The Swan does. Every wonder why there are patterns on toilet paper? No? The Ronz does? When is it appropriate to respond, "Ugly all day?" Find out on this episode of the Slaptail Squad. Oh, and of course, are you interested in finding out more about musical butt plugs? If so, this may be the episode for you. Stay safe Slaptail Nation! Thank you for listening. Support the show...
Sep 27, 2020•1 hr 27 min
Send us a text Beaveman and the Ronz, back in action. On this episode the Beaveman gave the Ronz a simple assignment. He failed miserably. It doesn't matter though because they both had a fun conversation. Simply put, if you ask the Ronz to argue and be an ass, he can't do it. Apparently he is only wired to get under your skin accidentally. The Ronz also likes to point out that for some reason, the Beaveman always talks about medicine. The Beaveman identified the cause, members of the squad seem...
Sep 21, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Send us a text The Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about different animal penises and what motivates researchers to conduct research on certain topics. Specifically, why do research about why a rooster doesn't have a penis? Science lovers, you are not going to learn anything from this ignorant podcast. They also talk about bragging as if the accomplishments of others ae somehow the accomplishment of the bragger. "My son is a doctor, so clearly I know everything about medicine even though I'm a ...
Sep 13, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Send us a text On this episode the squad assembles late night to discuss the Dunning-Kruger effect and apparently make the Beaveman have a migraine. The get to it but first there is a discussion about which birds have peni. It's amazing how none of them really know. They plan on touching on that topic again at a later date, or a similar type. Who doesn't like talking about peni? Despite the fact that Swan and Ronz "researched," the topic they have extreme difficulty giving an example. Then Ronz ...
Sep 07, 2020•1 hr 26 min
Send us a text On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles late night. We pay tribute to Chadwick Boseman, gone from the earth too soon. The Beaveman talks about the importance of cancer screening. We bring it back to having some fun and the Ronz tells us about all the ridiculous stuff he does during the week and the squad members give him a hard time, bless his heart. The Ronz has a big heart and plays along. Yes, there is more martial arts talk, because the Ronz is all about it. The Beaveman ...
Aug 30, 2020•1 hr 23 min
Send us a text On this episode the squad members rip on the world in general. Stories about the Swan trying to balance in a doorway, changing tires, the Beaveman's childhood, fueling of course, and in general, chaos. They planned on discussing stupid excuses that people make, but for some reason it confused the Ronz and the Swan. Please enjoy listening to the Beaveman yelling. We hope you are all safe and happy. Thank you for listening. It's not the Mountain Dew! Support the show...
Aug 23, 2020•1 hr 30 min
Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman and Ronz welcome their special guest Issac. The three veterans describe their military occupational specialties. Unfortunately for Beaveman and Issac, their stories pale in comparison to what Ronz did in the US Air Force. It is with great honor that our podcast episode is released on National Airborne Day. We salute all of our past, present, and future military members and veterans. We hope you enjoy this podcast presented by vet...
Aug 16, 2020•1 hr 16 min
Send us a text Beaveman is joined by his number one the Ronz and the Swan. The Beaveman goes off on stupid people and why Darwin was wrong. There is a fun discussion about porn, thank you. Ronz talks about his black ops aircraft fueling days, it's pretty hush-hush super high-speed. Finally the Ronz shares his heart warming memories about the people that have inspired him. Swan and Beaveman share some of their memories of inspirational people as well. We hope you are all staying safe. Enjoy! Supp...
Aug 09, 2020•1 hr 31 min
