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The Simon and Ross Podcast

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Ross and Simon former work colleagues, decided to make a podcast during lockdown (who didn't) discussing their top 10 albums, they then decide to carry it on, discussing more top 5's including movies and Elton John songs.


This eventually leads to us having guests to discuss theirs.


5 series in and still going, not quite as many episodes as during lockdown as life has a habit of getting in the way.

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Episodes

Ross Skyrme PI and the Curse of the Poisoned Treats

Welcome back and a break in Irwins top 5 movies. This time Ross PI meets an old friend Simon from Scotland Yard. Ross travels to Barrow in Furness to stop an evil sailor called "Wadey" stop poisoning children with Halloween candy. See you next time when we return back to Irwins top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 28, 202416 min

Do You Believe This Story?

Welcome back to the second part of Irwins top 5 movies. This time we get into his top 5 movies, also get side tracked by Jonathon Frakes asking us questions. Join us next time for part 3. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 21, 202445 min

Accidental Rickman!

Welcome back to our first guest in quite a while, this time joining us from Barrow in Furness, is one of Ross' oldest friends, Irwin. Like Madonna, Bono and Trump is only referred to by one name. We discuss the process of choosing a top 5, Irwins movie and TV nights and the origins of the Hit Song "Surprise Rickman" Join us next time when we get into his top 5. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 14, 202440 min

Ross' Birthday Episode

Welcome back to a special episode, it's Ross's birthday (Well a few days ago anyway). Simon sent him a couple of presents and Ross opened them for the show. It's more interesting than it sounds! See you next time for our first guest episode for a while. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 01, 202456 min

Book 2: The Case of the Ghostly Grudge

Ross Skyrme PI returns, with the shadow of Vincent Vile still following him. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 202414 min

Book 1: The Case of the Exploding Anuses

For those who may want the audiobook from the previous episode, here is Ross Skyrmes first adventure. The Case of the Exploding Anuses. More to come! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 20248 min

The A.I. Episode 2: Fast Cars: Fat Women

Welcome back to the second part of the AI episode. This time Simon discovers a detective book called Ross Skyrme PI and also finds the audiobook. Simon makes a mistake trying to make an episode cover. Ross also tells of his trip to the theatre. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 24, 202452 min

The A.I. Episode: Part 1

Hello and welcome to a one of special in two parts. This week Simon has been experimenting with AI and using some jingles and some of our conversations in AI to turn them into songs. It;s all a bit silly and there's some classic tunes in there. Hope you enjoy Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 18, 202458 min

Who Are You? Part 3

Welcome back to the final compilation of our guest episodes and the Who Are You? section. This week we have: Lloyd, Owen, Nathan, Ian and The Mighty Stu. We're preparing for our next batch of episodes, which may be a few weeks, so enjoy the Summer and we'll see you soon! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 27, 202445 min

Who Are You? Part 2

Welcome back to the great episode section called Who Are You? This week we have: Gage, Anders, Connor, Nathan, and Tessa Join us next week for part 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 12, 202447 min

Who Are You? Part 1

While we prepare the next few episodes, we go back to our guest episodes and the now infamous Who Are You section. This week we have: Graham, Lewis, Michaela, Fatima, Frank and Liam. Hear the panic of an over produced jingle and Clip art video being played at them in anger! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 05, 202449 min

Deep As You Like

Welcome back to our countdown of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...but do! We finally get into our top songs of songs we shouldn't like. We discuss Ross's photo shoot and his funny joke. Ross rocks Simon to his very core with his choices Would you do Cher or Madonna? Are five sexier than Martine Mcutchin? Join us next time when we won't be talking about shit songs Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Jun 26, 20241 hr

The Fun is in the Thumbing

Welcome back to the fourth episode of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like but do. Is the fun in the thumbing? Also, a surprise return of a classic guest at the end. See you next time for the final episode in these special. Till then....Bwuce Wiwis! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 19, 202450 min

Half Jelly Half Meat

This week we take a break from our top five crap songs we like and go to a festival. In STOCKPORT! Yes we went to the Rockstock festival in Stockport, with headliner Rammstein. We barely made it after a start in the delights of Stockport pubs, but got there eventually. The sound quality in parts is shocking, so much so I had to use an AI software to try and enhance it. Hopefully we've salvaged something, almost acceptable. As for the subject matter, well...A lot got taken out. Enjoy Become a mem...

Jun 14, 20241 hr 6 min

A Gruber of Rickmans

Welcome back as we continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like but do. We thought we might get through it by now, but no, we didn't See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 04, 202436 min

That's Bad...But we'll allow it!

This week, week continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like, but do. This time Ross only plays with is Bass for a bit, but we do have a new bass rundown for punctuating jokes or ridiculous statements. Next week we will continue through the list. See you then Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 28, 202440 min

Should I Have an Erection?

Welcome back to what should have been a one-off, but most likely be much more. We start to discuss the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...But do! An awful lot of pre-amble, but we do eventually get round to start talking about our first few choices. Also an awful lot of Ross finding excuses to get out his new bass, sadly not a euphemism! See you next time for part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 21, 20241 hr 3 min

Jingles and Songs

This week, while we get busy recoding new episodes, here is a bit of a reminder of some of our jingles and songs. Most of your favourites are there, including: Who are you? What meats? Spider meats? Gaseous Gaseous etc... We'll be back very soon Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 14, 202434 min

Munching It's Way Through the Epididymis

Welcome back to episode 2, the second half of our catch up episode. This time there's a lot of talk about Netflix's physical 100 and how flustered they all get. This was a bit of trial to see we could still do this, and we decided we can, so more eps will come at some point. Looking like we'll start doing guests again, Look forward to so familiar voices over the next few weeks and months. See you soon Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See a...

May 11, 202439 min

Off the Nip

Welcome back, we managed to get together for a maybe one off episode (that we've split into two) maybe be the start of some more, maybe not. Ross talks about being a new father and all that entails. Part 2 will be out soon, when we discuss the new series of Physical 100....really cool! Would you inject Colostrum for a quick pick me up? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 01, 202459 min

I Ain't no Corden Bleu

One of last years Christmas episodes, that was only available on Spotify, now edited for the podcast (Removing the songs mainly) and available in the normal feed. Simon tries to have a discussion about Christmas Songs, which inevitabily leads to Ross talking about Clutch and Rammstein ;-) Hope you enjoy, for those who didn't catch it on Spotify. See you at some point next year. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Dec 22, 202344 min

The Whiff of Tuna

Welcome back to the Simon and Ross Podcast Christmas 2023. Yes I know we've not been around as much this year and it's probably going to even less next year sadly. But for good reason, which is covered in the podcast. Simon and Ross join together to talk Christmas again, this time with Fatima in the background, but piping up to correct Simon on occasion and to join in an adhoc quiz. There will be another episode coming soon, reissued from last year, only available last year to Spotify only, will...

Dec 15, 20231 hr 2 min

Elton John Specials: Part 3 - 1 x 1 Chicken Piece: Our Elton top ten Part 2

Welcome back to our countdown, where we get to our top 5 and finally our number 1 Elton songs. Mostly stay on track for this, except at the end. The music has been edited out for copyright reasons, but the episode will be available on Spotify with music in the future. Thanks for joining us for this "Powerful" top ten! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 18, 20231 hr 15 min

Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1

Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1 This week we continue our journey through Elton John, this time we start discussing out top ten Elton songs and then talk about hymns (the songs not the tablets). The music is edited out here due to copyright reasons, but if you go to: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5P1AdX5ZNqtVVoHdgnsBFf?si=528a23bf5acd4ff6 You can hear them in their entirety. Join us next time for more Elton John Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and...

May 31, 20231 hr

Elton John Specials: Ep1 - Going For A Bod!

Welcome back to series 4, after a little prep and a bit of a delay we are back, going through the life, music, film and book of Elton John. Naturally the conversation goes to Ross's itchy erect penis, but you know how it goes. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 11, 20231 hr 6 min

A Deep Brown Wedge

Welcome back and firstly an apology for the sound quality on this one. We tried something out and we won't be again. Sadly there was some issues with recording so Simon's sound is terrible, thankfully it gets better later on. This time: - Ross tells a "funny joke" - Simon's brush with the law - Danny Robins bingo - Southport Simon - Pedro Pascals debut single. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 17, 202351 min

Red Wine...'Tis Nice

We're back for series 4. In this first episode we catch up on the last few months since we recorded last, topics include: Stupid dubbing on programs Is Pedro Pascal everywhere at the moment? Red wine..Tis nice? Remember you can join us on patreon at patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast and sign up for the acast premium to get longer episodes and extra episodes without adverts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Apr 02, 202357 min

Try not to block me Ross: Best of Part 2

People of Leeds Christmas Movies A school shooters fringe with Anders Christmas with Wadey Simon's Stent Removal Ball Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror Episode Ross's Dream: The Fire A Chicken in a can with Ben Smith 100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton Baptiste Hey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil and David Bowie See you all again later on in the year! Have a good one! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Host...

Jan 01, 20231 hr 20 min

Play it again: Best of Part 1

I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet. A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books. Featuring: The Adventures of Barry Salad Ross's Deam: The Digital Shitter Game of thrones: Janos Slynt Onion Parrot Simon playing the "What Meats?" Jingle for the first time Stuart playing "Would you like to take a deal on that Sir? or...

Jan 01, 20231 hr 23 min

Chasing the Manga Fanny

Hello and welcome to the patreon special Christmas Day episode, hopefully you've enjoyed the audio book we released yesterday. This is some edited out bits from the record, mostly Simon being unable to read and then another discussion on: Seasons of shit Trying to touch Jean Valjean's black nub and the reasons for George RR Martins final book being delayed. Hope you have a great Christmas and we'll see you again later on next year Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-po...

Dec 26, 202244 min
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