Merry Christmas one and all! This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman. A festive special. Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special. A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series. We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4. If you'd like to join us get in contact on Facebook, instagram or twitter also email us at simonandross@mail.com. There will be a couple more things from us before the end of the year,...
Dec 25, 2022•44 min
This time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food. He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film. Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 28 min
You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on. There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food. A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife Charlotte More Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Hello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Did Ross enjoy it? Has Simon changed his mind about it? How Old is Patrick Stewart? All these questions are sort of answered and more. Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the start of our Christmas specials! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Part 2 (only available on patreon) of our Wedding episode. This time you join us after the ceremony and then walking to the pub after drinking Port like it was wine. Simon is very annoying in this episode, Ross leads the way through fields where Ross is afraid of Raptors fingering him. Hope you enjoy! ps Simon hasn't drunk port since Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 09, 2022•40 min
Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjoy some very silly conversations on a very important day. Part 2 is available only on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/posts/ross-and-fatimas-7538212...
Dec 08, 2022•52 min
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 25 min
This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•58 min
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name. Part 2 next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 55 min
Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. Also Simon has to prove he's friends with Gal Gadot. Next week we'll continue with our Tarantino series, with Inglorious Basterds. Become a member at https://plus.acast....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights. This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey. Is Ross longer than he is wide? What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plate? What use is a gappy spatula? Is Ross a tool? Was he designed to give pleasure of the sexual variety? What is he inserted into? Join us next time Be...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 52 min
Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof. Does a ball bag have a root? Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq? Would a decomposing penis put you off? We may not answer these questions, but we certainly ask them. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. ...
Dec 08, 2022•44 min
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound! Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror? Second half? Bit boring? Why wouldn’t you just stop the car? How sexy is Kurt Russell? Is Stuntman Mike cold to the touch? Would you enjoy watching SImo...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 7 min
This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised Cunt? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What does a montage of spots look like? What does a very busy cat flap sound like? WOULD YOU LIKE BILL TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH? Become a member at https://...
Dec 08, 2022•56 min
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•42 min
This week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown. What’s intimacy? What’s a druids temple? What’s a foley? What’s the process of playing a wizard? Would you go to France with Pam Grier? Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson? See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 8 min
This week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you poo around a watch up your arse? Join us next time for Jackie Brown Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on ...
Dec 08, 2022•51 min
Welcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films. This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject. Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe? See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Welcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based! He also discusses performing at Kendal calling. Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•59 min
Welcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Lloyd * Nathan * Stuart * Connor * Chimp * Anders If anyone wants to join us at patreon click on the link here https://www.patreon.com/join/Simonandrosspodcast? Join us next we...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Welcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Liam * Owen * Vicki * Ben * Ian * Tessa If anyone wants to join us at patreon click on the link here https://www.patreon.com/join/Simonandrosspodcast? Join us next week for part 2 Become a...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 21 min
Welcome back to Chimps 3rd and final top 5 movies episode. We finally get into his top 2 films, also with this being the extended version you also get to hear his shittest film ever. What film does a dirty f&@k and posh lady? Can Chimp still watch Jim’s fix it? Is a Mohican a hair cut? Thank you Chimp for joining us, especially while being covid ridden at the time. You were fantastic. Join us next time for a special best of the guests. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-an...
Dec 08, 2022•33 min
Mamma Mia, here we go again….Welcome back to the second episode of Chimp Jones’s top 5 movies. This week we get into his top 5 and gives us very interesting clues to his movies. Which priest had love and hate tattoos on his knuckles? Is it right to have sex with a robot? And Ross pitches something Simon invests in immediately. Has anyone been complimented on having their Daddies mouth? See you next time for Chimps final episode and find out his number 1 movie. Become a member at https://plus.aca...
Dec 08, 2022•41 min
Welcome back, this time joining us for his Top 5 Movies is Chimp Jones, ex internet radio colleague of Simon and our first Scottish/American. We first of talk about random stuff as usual and mostly talk about how to address mr Chimp, also his horrible deformity. We eventually get on to a few of his rejects. Would you join Ross in his Pot Noodle Club? Neither would we! Next week we crack into Chimps top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on A...
Dec 08, 2022•57 min
Welcome back, its been too long. This time Ross talks about helping out Dementia UK and Simon plays an intercepted WAV of Rammstein covering Pet Shop Boys. If you'd like to help the amazing cause Dementia UK their just giving page is https://www.justgiving.com/dementiauk and if you'd like to talk to a dementia nurse the contact number is 0800 888 6678. See you next time for another guest episode and their top 5 movies Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hoste...
Dec 08, 2022•37 min
This week Ross can't wait to talk about seeing Harry Potter The Cursed Child at the theatre in London. Do you have an opinion on Molly Weasleys nipples, Which is the biggest book? and can you explain how wizards evaporate in a phone box? Another episode will follow sooner than usual as we continue the conversation and talk about Ross helping Dementia UK Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Welcome back to a slightly different episode, on 2nd July Simon and Ross went to see The Music play live for the first time in many years, to a homecoming gig at Temple Newsam in Leeds. Simon took an audio recorder to record him and Ross while there. Audio quality isn't amazing, but hopefully you'll enjoy most of it. See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 6 min
