Welcome back to the final part of Grahams top 5 albums. An extra long episode with not quite as many distractions, well still some. This time properly talking about his top 5 albums. We discuss: -Michael Jackson’s albums -MTV2 -Watching adult channels at the same time as your dad -First gig nerves -Prince’s performance of ‘While my guitar gently weeps’ -Graham chooses the wrong Queen album. Thanks to Graham for these episodes and hope it was therapeutic for you. See you all back soon...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Welcome back to Grahams top 5 albums, this time we actually get to his top 5, eventually. After talking about golf for a while.
Jun 01, 2025•55 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Welcome back to episode 3 of Grahams top 5 albums. After 2 episodes of not getting towards his top 5 albums, we got back together, to finally get to it. We fail. We talk about drones, closed roundabouts, how to get a 4 chicken select meal. Would you recognise where a random post box was? Who won a gold medal from Disley?
May 19, 2025•53 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Welcome back to episode 2 of Graham's top 5 albums. If you thought it took us a while to get to his top 5 last time, well, this time we don't talk about them at all. This episode we talk to graham about his hoarding addiction, video discs, postboxes and birds. We may get to his albums next time, no promises though, sorry. See you next time for part 3
May 04, 2025•47 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Welcome back to series 6. This time we have something new, this time we are going through guests top 5 albums instead of movies. This time we have returning guest Graham. A keep twitcher and as we find out during the podcast a massive hoarder. We don’t get to his top 5 yet, but we do discuss his rejects. Have you ever recorded a jingle on the toilet? Do you still like birds? Is a greatest hits album allowed? See you next time for Grahams part 2...
Apr 28, 2025•43 min•Season 6Ep. 1
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Apr 13, 2025•1 min
Welcome back to another video episode from the vaults... This Time we talk about Simon's stent removal, still makes him wince a little
Feb 24, 2025•10 min•Season 5Ep. 42
Welcome back to another video episode from the vaults... This time during special guest Wadey's episode, we start to talk about Christmas traditions in the Wadey household.
Feb 17, 2025•12 min•Season 5Ep. 41
From the vault: Simon and Ross on Squid Game
Feb 07, 2025•10 min•Season 5Ep. 40
From the vaults: Simon can't read From the reading of the entire Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, we discover that Simon can't read out loud very well.
Feb 07, 2025•7 min•Season 5Ep. 39
From the vaults: Would you like to take a deal on that Sir? From special guest episodes, Stuart joins us for a game that resembles Deal or no deal, but is officially nothing like it, Would you like to take a deal on that Sir? or would you not like to take a deal on that Sir?
Feb 03, 2025•29 min•Season 5Ep. 38
From the vaults: Simon plays the What Meats? jingle to Ross for the first time Not part of an actual show, but worth watching for Ross's reaction, as part of the Christmas episodes, Ross kept asking people what meat they were having for Christmas jingle, So Simon created a jingle for it!
Jan 31, 2025•5 min•Season 5Ep. 37
From the vaults: Simon and Ross talk Game of Thrones From our game of thrones specials, we talk Yanos Slint and how useless he is, how you can write about some of the more uncomfortable things, it then inevitably turns onto penises!
Jan 27, 2025•10 min•Season 5Ep. 37
From the vaults: The digital shitter Another video from previous series, this time Ross discusses a dream he has and then we discuss the inevitable Dragon's Den interview.
Jan 25, 2025•13 min•Season 5Ep. 36
From the vaults: Ball bag, Teste! Teste! As an extra bonus we'll be putting up some videos from previous series. This one taken from our Game of Thrones podcast series, is Ross discussing how you would remove someones ball bag! More to follow
Jan 25, 2025•7 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Welcome back to the second part of our best of. This time we go back to Ross's birthday and his presents, we revisit Irwins best movie, which gives us a chance to hear the What Court case jingle again, also Charlottes best movie and Ross's reasons why he thinks she's wrong. Hope you enjoyed these episodes and see you soon
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 35
Happy new year to every one, hope the last few weeks has treated you well and don't worry, payday will be soon. This is part one of a best of last years podcasts, while we start to think about this years series. We look back on operations, new fatherhood and revisit where some of the mad songs have come from over the last few months. Part two coming soon!
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 34
Welcome back and happy Boxing Day! Here is the final part of our top 5 Christmas songs. There's a new David Bowie and Tom Bombadil song for Christmas. We also get to our Number 1 Christmas songs. We hope you have enjoyed our shows this year and have had an amazing Christmas. We will be back at some point next year! ...probably
Dec 26, 2024•45 min•Season 5Ep. 33
Merry Christmas. We continue our top 5 Christmas songs. We also have a new song telling the story of him eating his friends dads bread. Ross also makes sex noises as John Snow. Join us tomorrow for the final episode of our favourite Christmas songs.
Dec 25, 2024•47 min•Season 5Ep. 33
Welcome to a very special Christmas mini series. This time we talk about our top 5 Christmas songs. This time we have messages from previous guests and friends. Ross see's one of his Christmas present in the background. We also have a few special Simon and Ross Inspired Songs. See you next time for part 2
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 31
Welcome back for a festive edition of the Ross Skyrme books. This time Ross and Simon have a new friend called Lewis the Elf to help them find out who is stealing Christmas. The also enlist the help of a Jolly fat man at the North Pole. From all of us, we wish you a happy Christmas! See you next year
Dec 23, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 30
Welcome to the final Ross Skyrme book. This time, you've guessed it, Vincent Vile returns from the dead, to terrorise the world. But how can he be back, Ross got rid of him he made sure of it? Ross Skyrme PI will return for a Christmas Special, in the Case of the Missing Christmas
Dec 22, 2024•22 min•Season 5Ep. 29
Welcome back to another Ross Skyrme PI Book. This time a call from across the pond drags Ross Skyrme PI to London to solve the case of the missing Crown Jewels, this time helped by his friend Simon from Scotland Yard. Vincent Vile wouldn't stoop do low would he? Vile was dead Ross made sure of it!
Dec 19, 2024•20 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Welcome back to another Ross Skyrme PI mystery. This time a haunted heirloom needs Ross' detective skills. Is it Vincent Vile again? Probably
Dec 17, 2024•16 min•Season 5Ep. 27
Welcome back to the 3rd book of Ross Skyrme PI mysteries. This time a familiar face and name returns to trouble Ross Skyrme PI. Is it Vincent Vile? Ross got rid of him, he made sure of it! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 16, 2024•21 min
Welcome back to the last proper episode this year and to Charlottes final episode of her top 5 movies. Despite the constant clicking that's taken me ages to edit out, I'm very grateful she finally got on to do her top 5 movies. This week we finally get to her favourite film. Thank you Charlotte and thank you to those who have listened this year and over the last 5 series. Hopefully we will be back in some form next year. Until then, please enjoy catching up with Ross Skyrme PI over the festive p...
Dec 08, 2024•36 min
Welcome back to our Top 5 Movies with special Guest Charlotte, Simon's wife. This week we delve into her next movie and also her worst film ever. Was nonse-ing acceptable in the 80s? Did The Swayze hate Baby? Would you pleasure a lady if you had a snake hand? See you next week for Charlotte's top movie Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 02, 2024•45 min
Welcome to what some podcast apps say is our 200th episode. This time we finally get Simon wife Charlotte on the podcast to discuss her top 5 movies. After 4 years of trying to get her to decide her top 5 movies, we get her on. We discuss her rejects and her flesh pocket. Join us next time for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Welcome back to the final episode of Irwins top 5 movies. This time we get to talking about his top 2 films. This time Ross ignores Irwins clues, but eventually gets it right. Ross destroys the Rings of power. There's also a new jingle, which will probably never get used again. Thanks Irwin we look forward to speaking to you again See you next time for the 200th episode! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Nov 11, 2024•45 min
Welcome back and this week we continue with Irwin's top 5 movies. This week we start off with Ross and Irwin discussing wrestling and wrestling names. We get into Irwins 3rd film. We discuss dubbed versions or removing entire scenes for TV How can you remove the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber? How do make a boring Matrix film? See you next week for part 4 and final episode of Irwins top 5. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Nov 04, 2024•41 min
