CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Carriontrooper was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, e...
Oct 12, 2023•16 min
Content Warning: Attempted (censored) deadnaming; thinly veiled trans- and xenophobia; heavily implied war crimes; and fascist elements. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Trey Adams. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by newnykacolaquantum: www.scp-wiki.net/re-kto-0001-bellfather License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the ...
Oct 02, 2023•28 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Jo...
Sep 21, 2023•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Jonathan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can e...
Sep 14, 2023•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY bleggs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-114 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-114-a RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY Wiiskey scpfoundation.net/scp-114 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Soldier was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credit...
Sep 01, 2023•14 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Jared Falto. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by CrankyMonkey2: www.scp-wiki.net/fernand-s-memoir Features SCP-082: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bernstein was provided by Oktober Crow. The...
Aug 28, 2023•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu, REWRITTEN BY Robin Sure AND thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on s...
Aug 17, 2023•10 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MisterBibs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-35784 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Li...
Aug 11, 2023•19 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Adam Henderson: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.c...
Jul 20, 2023•10 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Alex Adams and Von Bright. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HammerMaiden: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Clef was...
Jul 17, 2023•33 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Stephen Kolsnik was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alien Computer Alarm Sci Fi OCP-1141-03.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Impacts-Debris-MCU-Dirt&Roc.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "LFETremor LF02.7.wav" by...
Jun 29, 2023•18 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-109 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even ...
Jun 22, 2023•8 min
An SCP Tale by ch00bakka: www.scp-wiki.net/rainbow-crapitalism Features SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- *Technically speaking, handles on Void are denoted by an asterism (⁂) rather than an @ sign. We chose to read them as @ signs because 1.) it flows better and in a way most people understa...
Jun 16, 2023•14 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-6 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of POI-6870, Jude Kriyot, was provided by Dorian Marron. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" b...
Jun 15, 2023•13 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thekit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-108 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thesc...
Jun 01, 2023•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RichardJ28: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-107 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Quentin I███████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can...
May 25, 2023•14 min
Content Warning: Gore; mention of sexual assault and implied child rape (no details). ---- An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man Features SCP-106 - The Old Man: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits This episode uses audio samples from the PC game "SCP - Containment Breach" by Undertow Games and Third Subdivision Studios [CC BY 3.0], in addition to the foll...
May 22, 2023•23 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merc...
May 12, 2023•18 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ketill. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WarpZone: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-9 was Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Cre...
May 02, 2023•21 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose, Dantensen, and DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-105 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-105 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon!...
Apr 20, 2023•15 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-104 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even requ...
Apr 13, 2023•7 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AnActualCrow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5655 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Researcher Alami was provi...
Apr 01, 2023•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Spade103 AND REWRITTEN BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-103 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-103 has been completely rewritten since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version (titled “Rhys' Head/Mara's Heart”) by tunedtoadeadchannel, fairydoctor, BitOddInnit, and AstersQuill. For the text of the version prese...
Mar 30, 2023•8 min
Content Warning: Heavily implied sexual assault. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-102 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Pa...
Mar 23, 2023•7 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Jo Black: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-101 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/the...
Mar 16, 2023•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpf...
Mar 09, 2023•15 min
An SCP Tale by Lurk D. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas License: CC-BY-SA 3.0 This content is a fan-based parody of a satirical nature protected under Fair-Use that is based off of the children's book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel. ---- Narrated by Lee Daniel ---- Sound Credits "stylus4.wav" by gadzooks of Freesound.org ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, excl...
Dec 25, 2022•12 min
Content Warning: Brief gore and torture. Brief, negative language against Arabic-speaking cultures. Genocide of a fictional race. ---- An SCP Tale by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-o5 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Audio play by Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: This episode was released after its author, AdminBright, was permabanned from the SCP wiki for sexual misconduct, some of which allegedly involved minors. I was unfortunately not aware of this at the time, and I regret ...
Dec 20, 2022•33 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Michael Loster. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ...
Dec 12, 2022•22 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of F...
Dec 02, 2022•10 min
