An Out-of-Character Announcement: - We've gotten through all of the two-digit SCPs! Now we'll be doing a few of the early SCP-001 Proposals, which will go out over a few weeks in December. We'll return to the 001s after every 100 episodes of the Main Series. - After that, we'll be taking a couple months to plan/regroup/address the ever-growing pile of admin before we come back in March 2023 with SCP-100. - If you don't want to go without a new episode during the break, you can always go to Patre...
Nov 22, 2022•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Sorts): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-099 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SC...
Nov 17, 2022•6 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sirpudding: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2523 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Rossetti was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the SCP-2523-1 entity was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written b...
Oct 31, 2022•19 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.co...
Oct 27, 2022•7 min
Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Li...
Oct 21, 2022•20 min
Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua...
Oct 14, 2022•30 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn ...
Sep 30, 2022•43 min
1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 wo...
Aug 11, 2022•5 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RIC...
Jul 28, 2022•17 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfou...
Jul 21, 2022•6 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-877 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERland...
Jul 07, 2022•9 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-094 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Llewelyn-Garcia was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request epis...
Jun 30, 2022•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY NekoChris): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-yellow-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-red-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-recovered-materials License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: Please excuse the audio quali...
Jun 16, 2022•2 hr 32 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Henzoid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4252 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Humanoid Figure was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-4252 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-01.wa...
Apr 01, 2022•10 min
1. Yes, SCP-093 is still happening. I took a break from it to clear my head and get through some of our easier-to-put-together episode requests before picking it up again in January 2022. Our patrons were treated to an exclusive premiere of the Blue Test and Green Test from 093 (around 40 minutes total) as thanks for their support and patience the past several months. The full 2+ hours of SCP-093 will be released to all listeners mid-Spring 2022. 2. Though we released fewer episodes in the past ...
Mar 17, 2022•5 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2203 LIcense: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in on...
Feb 14, 2022•14 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ryan Wojo. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandT...
Jan 14, 2022•40 min
Content Warnings: Descriptions of extreme violence, gore, kidnapping, murder, and torture, all of/involving children; body horror; and mention of excrement. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Hercules Rockefeller: www.scp-wiki...
Dec 21, 2021•32 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patrons, Jackson Razor and Benji. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was pro...
Dec 16, 2021•11 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Adam Cooper. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tanhony: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV...
Nov 24, 2021•19 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Rounderhouse: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by R...
Nov 04, 2021•11 min
CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MayD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3540 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-3540-1 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Kay Gittings was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-3540-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Music Credits "Songs and Dances of Death - II. Serenade" by Modest Mussorgsky A...
Oct 30, 2021•11 min
An SCP Tale by FullHazard: www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry Features SCP-173 - The Statue: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of John was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Other D-Class was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract...
Oct 11, 2021•9 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Von Bright. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Moto42: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of...
Sep 23, 2021•3 min
The following entry was originally released 2-Jan-2020 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voi...
Sep 01, 2021•9 min
Content Warning: forced abortion, obstetrical body horror ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Brittany Mittler. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY trenneridos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided...
Aug 12, 2021•11 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY TRANSLATED BY ghostchibi: http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2744-jp License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert...
Jul 29, 2021•10 min
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dee. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Features GoI-5869 - Gamers Against Weed: www.scp-wiki.net/gamers-against-weed-dossier License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ...
Jun 28, 2021•28 min
An Out-of-Character Announcement: --093 is coming! It's taking so long because it'll be a two-hour episode or bigger when it is finally complete and will include fully transformed logs featuring 80 pages of original dialog. I don't know when it will be done, but we're shooting for this month. We'll see what happens. --We also have an episode for Pride Month in the works that WILL go out this month. --100% of my Patreon earnings for June will go to the Transgender Law Center (TLC). Learn more abo...
Jun 11, 2021•7 min
The following entry was originally released 4-Dec-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy ...
May 05, 2021•4 min
