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The Rude Urban Truth

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Every Wednesday, hosts JB & Urban Laughter trade insults, discuss modern dating, social issues & viral moments while navigating life as Millennials.
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Episodes

50: Circle - Play Our Newest Episode for the Bawheads

Circle. Open group chat. Message. Hey Bawheads. This week, we bring you Black Magic moments brought to you by Serena, Akon, The Neptunes and more. The Oscar nominations were announced and of course #OscarsSoWhitePart2 is trending. In Rude Talk, we discuss the hot new social media based show, The Circle, inviting exes to wedding, if you should spill the tea to friends when you discover things about their partner, and if there is a problem with a father wanting to get a DNA test done to determine ...

Jan 22, 20201 hr 6 min

49: Tax Season Flex...Loading Now

Bawheads! We know we are midway through January and we can already smell the tax season flex coming off of y'all. We ain't even mad because if we could, we would go to the gym in a chinchilla. Enough of all of that. Another Wednesday means another riveting episode of The Rude Urban Truth. This week, we touch on Meghan Markle moving her man out of her momma's house, evangelicals praying to God that Michelle Obama be exposed as a transgender woman and we do a recap of our episode with Kallaye Stre...

Jan 15, 20201 hr 28 min

48: Slide Into Those DMs! (featuring Kallaye Streeter)

I am Barbara Walters and this is Twenty-Twenty. New year, new you! You know what that means? It is time for you to slide up in em DMs. Or you can throw subtle hints like our guest, Kallaye Streeter. Either way, go out and get what you want. This week, Kallaye S. joins us on our journey through all things rude and ratchet as we discuss the airstrike order by #45 and the journalists who tried to come for Blue Ivy. Let's not cast the first stone if you look like a knee. Leave these kids alone! In R...

Jan 08, 20201 hr 26 min

47: Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Bawheads! We are going to keep our episode description short because I'm sure you're probably still a little hungover. Either way though...you coulda been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us! This episode is all Rude Talk. We reflect on the year and then discuss topics like a woman who insists on trying to make her side piece her main piece...and he is not here for it! We also talk about Terry Gilliam trying to trash Black Panther because he believes that it is giving ...

Jan 01, 20201 hr 3 min

46: Had To Do A Double Take

This Christmas!!!!! will be...a very special Christmas!!! for meeeee, yeah. Merry Christmas, bawheads. We are going to keep it short because you guys have families to tend to! Amanda Seales, despite being problematic some times, is our Black Magic Woman for being 100% accurate in her comments regarding black face. We review a list of suggestions to do better next year, #OscarsSoWhite and the indictment of the cop that shot and killed Atatiana Jefferson. In Rude Talk, we discuss what to do when y...

Dec 25, 20191 hr 17 min

45: Girl, Be Quiet!

Sometimes you just gotta let a heaux know like Whoopi did Megan McCain on The View. For that reason, she is one of black magic women for the week along with the Queen of Christmas, Mariah Carey. If you think we are playing, ask Alexa to play the Queen of Christmas and see who plays. We also talk black actors and actresses that are only famous to black people (Leon and Loretta Devine to name a few) and the dummy who robbed scammy Wells Fargo and posted himself with the money online. In Rude Talk,...

Dec 18, 201958 min

44: Get Awf My Ovaries!

"Its been a long time. We shouldna left you...without a dope podcast to listen to. Listen, listen, listen to. Listen...Ricky Ricky Ricky Baw Heads". I'm sure you can tell that we are very excited that Aaliyah's music will finally be available to stream. I mean it only took 97238473 years. We are also excited to see that Miss Universe is yet another beautiful black woman. The black girl magic is so real. In Living While Black, we are talking Juice Wrld and Lizzo. In Rude Talk, we dive into except...

Dec 11, 20191 hr 10 min

43: The Good Hoe Days

"All I really wannnnt is to be happyyy. Find a bawhead das mineee. It'll be so sweet" or whatever. Hey bawheads. Another week brings another episode. It is the 25th anniversary of My Life by Mary J Blige and we celebrate it as it isss a classic. We dive into the Gabrielle Union situation with NBC and how it is evident that there's nothing wrong with being black as long as you aren't too black. We also talk about the good hoe days and Tim Allen saying that there is nothing wrong with saying the N...

Dec 04, 20191 hr 17 min

42: A Rude Urban Truth Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is around the corner and we are in the spirit...mainly because we are ready to eat. We spend a moment to highlight the wonderful men and women that we are thankful for this year. In Living While Black, we discuss a elementary student having his project thrown out because it had the theme Black Lives Matter, the disgusting doctor that molested over 250 gymnasts including Simone Biles and how the USA Gymnastics organization did not follow up with her complaint, but followed up on othe...

Nov 27, 201956 min

41: Yo Soulmate Shacking Up!

Y'all know its cuffin' season. Yo soulmate is probably shackin up with somebody else right now. It's cold and you haven't opened your home yet. sings in Alicia Keys This week, our Black Magic Women are Rihanna and Beyonce for being recognized with the two best female albums of the decade, "Lemonade" and "Anti". In Living While Black, we discuss the employee who's coworkers found it acceptable to label him a "N-gga" on one of his orders. When confronted, they said it was just a joke... uh huh. I ...

Nov 20, 201946 min

40: Go Away....Expeditiously

Chile...will the stupid ever stop talking? According to recent TI comments, we are guessing the answer is "No". TI-ish aside, we highlight Queen Latifah for being the ONLY good thing about the live version of The Little Mermaid, Urban Laughter fails her first black movie quiz, and of course, because Halloween passed, people took the opportunity to showcase that they have learned NOTHING from previous Halloweens by dressing in black face. In Rude Talk, we dive deep into the toxic masculinity and ...

Nov 13, 20191 hr 8 min

39: Break Those Soul Ties, Sis

Power spoilers 19:45 - 29:16 "Last nyeeee. I couldn't even get an ansahh" clap clap clap clap clap. clap clap "I tried to caw, but my pride wouldn't let me dyeeee clap clap clap clap clap. clap clap Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Cassie's negative soul tie...however way you call him, he just turned 50 so shout out to him! Birthday aside, we also discuss Elle Germany and their Black Is Back campaign and Buffalo Wild Wings trying it. For Rude Talk....have you ever felt like you were in tug-o-war wit...

Nov 06, 20191 hr 14 min

38: Boo, Fother Mucker!

I hope you got your costume ready and that its a good one because people are already showing out in their Halloween costumes. Whew chillay, it felt like such a long time since our last episode, but we are back because if you can't get on your "foam" and listen to The Rude Urban Truth, then where the hell couldju go!? This week, we are talking the abortion ban being blocked in Alabama, taking breaks in relationships, and if parents should be held responsible for their kids when commit acts like m...

Oct 30, 20191 hr 15 min

37: Delicious Controversy

This week, we welcome our guest, B'Niqua, from The Unpolished Podcast and this episode is allllllll Rude Talk. We decide to tackle a topic that has been long overlooked for far too long: the importance of black women and the reluctance that some black men have when it comes to standing up for and defending black women. Some people may not want to hear what we have to say, but at the end of the day, it is a conversation that is definitely needed. In the words of one...Nene Leakes..."SUPPORT ME BI...

Oct 23, 20191 hr 7 min

36: Say Her Name - Atatiana Jefferson

We don't know what is in the water in Texas, but all of these shootings...of innocent black men and women IN THEIR HOMES...they have to stop. Atatiana Jefferson was gunned down in her home while playing video games with her nephew. We speak on the whole situation and voice our frustrations regarding the lack of regard for black lives. We also discuss three black magic women - Simone Biles. Coco Gauff, and Brigid Kosgei - all of which made history this week in sports. In Rude Talk, we discuss the...

Oct 16, 20191 hr

35: Parles-tu français? WEE WEE

Hon hon! Croissant! Wee wee! Don't mind us. Urban Laughter swore she was French one day and...here we are. This week, we are talking Dihann Carrol, mothers in sports, Amber Guyger's trial and sentencing, and Tyler Perry officially opening one of the largest movie studios ever. Even if we don't like his movies, we have to love his journey and how he is always 100% unapologetic about wanting to contribute as much as he can to the black community. We are taking this shot of tequila to salute you! I...

Oct 09, 20191 hr 19 min

34: Sis Whole PH Was Off!

clears throat We love a good true crime podcast and this week on The Rude Urban Truth, we have guest, Cheye, from the true crime podcast, The Mayhem Melting Pot (Instagram: Mayhem Pot). We discuss the importance of mental health awareness and the 12 year old that lied about being jumped by three white kids. Then, we dive straight into Rude Talk where we debate relationships, cancel culture, and terrible sexual experiences. All Ima say is if ya PH is off, don't be trying to turn somebody else on....

Oct 02, 20191 hr 14 min

33: Tekashi69 Out Here Running Tape!

Mannnnn, Tekashi69 out here snitching on everybodyyyy. I heard he just told the feds that Dora the Explorer's visa ran out three years ago. Nobody's safe! This week, we are talking Emmys and history that was made, a six year old being arrested, Ed Buck's bitch ass being arrested FINALLY, and more. In Rude Talk, we discuss opening up the relationship and consequences that come from it, social media and its impact on dating, and Urban Laughter talks about a weird stalker at her job that's trying t...

Sep 25, 20191 hr 9 min

32: Pregnant from a Threesome?? GIRL!!!

Oh no, baby! What you doin?? How are you out here shooting the club up during a threesome!? Anyway, it is Wednesday so that means we are back with another episode. We talk about Rihanna, our Black Magic Woman this week and Lauryn Hill. Well, Lauryn Hill before she started asking to be called Ms. Hill. We also discuss Felicity Huffman and her sentence of 14 days, Colorado State University students not being punished for black face because "it was on their personal social media accounts", and Jess...

Sep 18, 20191 hr 15 min

31: Don't Give Him Da Throat, Sis!

And we'reeeee bahk with another rivoting episode! Sorry, had a moment where I felt like Urban Laughter. In this week's episode, we discuss Malik Yoba, Serena Williams, and we take a moment to discuss the legend that is New York AKA Tiffany Pollard AKA The HBIC! Also, are you willing to cut your family off if they keep disrespecting and/or insulting your significant other? Let's tawk about it! As always, we have merchandise available in The Rude Urban Truth Store. Be sure to use promo code 5KBawh...

Sep 11, 20191 hr 9 min

30: What Y’all Doin For Bey Day

Today is September 4th and while for most people, it is just another day. However COMMA, if you are anything like Urban Laughter, you are celebrating your muva's birthday - Beyonce's birthday. In this week's episode, Urban Laughter makes plans for her holiday, we speak on the black magic women that are Coco Gauff and Naomi Osaka, another mass shooting, and much more. Also be sure to check out The Rude Urban Truth's Store where we are still offering free shipping with promo code 5KBawheads....

Sep 04, 20191 hr 12 min

29: You Coulda Had A Bad Bih!

Man...this week, we have been inspired by the beauty that is the strong black woman. #Lizzo out here showing us how we can still love ourselves in a world that doesn't love us. #Normani got on stage and reminded us of the wonderful period that was the 90s into the early 2000s. #Missy showed us how it is possible to be a good person and still reap the rewards of it in a time where it seems like being the bad guy is how you win. Take a listen and rejoice with us as we celebrate these wonderful wom...

Aug 28, 20191 hr 4 min

28: You Gone Let A Crackhead Out Hustle You?!

Stay on your grind. We ain't everrrr heard a crackhead say, "I ain't got no money today so I ain't smokin." What's your excuse? That's right - you don't have one! This week's episode is full of Normani goodness, Jay-Z partnering with the NFL, female sexual fetishes, and JB's recent engagement! There's a lot of rude goodness in this one so you don't want to miss it. As Urban Laughter would say, "Me and bro cookin' up." We have some stuff in store so get ready! The announcement will be coming soon...

Aug 21, 20191 hr 3 min

27: You Ain't Eeeeeen Got $20

Whew! Talk about Black Magic Women! Missy, Simone Biles and then seeing other tennis players talk about how amazing Serena Williams is and the impact that she has had on the sport. Y'all better stand up and respect these queens! We also discuss the relationships, reflect on how much the opinions of others impact us, and some of yall cheatin' ass women! Yup! We said it. Women cheat too and we talk about the reasons that some women cheat. If you haven't already, be sure to check out our official w...

Aug 14, 20191 hr 14 min

26: Yo, It Looked Like An Innie!

*Gasp But then JB said, "The first thing I'd do is play with it." This episode, we cover a number of things from the passing of literary legend, Toni Morrison, the recent string of mass shootings, and Blue Ivy charting on the Billboard Hot 100. Then, things take a turn and during our Rude Talk section, we cover workplace etiquette, reflecting on failed goals...and then what we found when asking both men & women one question that they would ask the opposite sex. JB jumps all the way out the w...

Aug 07, 20191 hr 26 min

25: Ain't No Kids, Bih!

Auntie: When you gone bring yo momma home some grandbabies? Us: When you gone start minding your business? Okay, so maybe we didn't say it, but we are definitely thinking it. In this week's episode, we discuss the Nicole Murphy kissing scandal, the 24-hour rule (Is it okay for someone you're dating or getting to know to go 24 hours without talking to you?), and lastly, nosey ass family members that keep insisting that its time that we start a family and have some kids. On top of that, we FINALLY...

Jul 31, 20191 hr 12 min

24: But You Not My Girl, Doe!

Mann, you mean to tell me that this whooooole time Urban Laughter's black card been expired?! Her knowledge of black music is tested with a little quiz, and I'll just say...she didn't get them all right! We also discussed the beautiful black woman that is Simone Biles, the Peter Parker of Philly, and Mahershala Ali being cast as Blade in the reboot! In our Rude Talk section, we discuss 1 ) how necessary it is to be clear on the status of your relationship (or lackthereof) and 2 ) if the job of a...

Jul 24, 20191 hr 3 min

23: Toxic AF

"And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxicccccc?!" Swings blonde bundles. First of all, we don't love anything about you being toxic, but you'll love us talking about it. We dive deep into two topics during our Rude Talk segment: (1) The beautiful black magic that we are experiencing in the entertainment and (2) toxic friendships. You'll love our commentary...tipsy and awl. We also discuss the beauty that is Serena Williams and the CHRASH that is Donald Trump. As always, we stay s...

Jul 17, 20191 hr 19 min

22: She's My Ariel, Heaux

Just in case you didn't know or wouldn't have guessed it, #ShesOurAriel ! Shout out to #HalleBailey for being cast as Ariel in the live action version of The Little Mermaid. Stay mad if you don't like it, but she's here to stay. We also do a recap of our previous episode where we discussed porn and relationships while introducing two new topics: 1 - Can you be in love with two people at the same time? 2 - What should you do if you have a toxic parent? As always, we stay supporting black business...

Jul 10, 20191 hr 4 min

20: What's The 411, Bawheads!

"Real Love...dum dum dum dum dum dum, I'm searching for a real loveeeee..." Stop playing. You know y'all sing the background music, too! And if you don't...you ain't doing it right and should be ashamed! We still on our #MaryJBlige high after she was honored on the BET Awards. In this episode, we also talk #reparations, #celebritylookalikes, and well....y'all need to stop playing. You know damn well no one has ever told you that you look like Idris Elba. More like Tyrone Biggums...but you ain't ...

Jun 26, 20191 hr 4 min
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