It is always the dusty ones that have a lot to say, ain't it? During our Rude Talk section of the episode, we dive into the people who have the gall and audacity to talk negatively about people when they are in the same boat. We also discuss the racist recreation center owner in North Carolina, Auntie Oprah not wanting to be called Auntie (Sorry, Auntie!), and one of the best acceptance speeches ever delivered at an awards show. Shout out to Issa Rae for that gem. We also continue to bring you o...
Jun 19, 2019•53 min
"Standing here looking out my windowwww. My nights are long and my days are cold because I don't have foood" or whatever Case said. And we're backkkk with another episode of The Rude Urban Truth. This week we discuss Black Magic Women: Serena Williams, Rihanna, and Sha'Carri Richardson. These women have all achieved greatness and will be in the record books so it only makes sense that we celebrate them! We also dive into more things Pride as we are sitting comfortably in the month of June which ...
Jun 12, 2019•1 hr 11 min
Psst! Its us, again! We're back with another episode full of all kinds of black magic, pride talk, and an in depth discussion about the new Netflix series, When They See Us, that provides us with powerful and emotionally triggering account of what the Central Park Five endured despite being completely innocent of the crimes being pinned on them. Don't miss this episode and be sure to chime in as we would love to hear your thoughts about the series. We also bring you our new Beautiful Black Busin...
Jun 05, 2019•1 hr 16 min
In this episode, we keep it raw and real with the emotion and mistakes we’ve made while dating and being in relationships.
May 29, 2019•56 min
We backkkkk with another episode of TRUT. JB and Urban Laughter dive into headline news like the daughter of "Bitch Ass R. Kelly" having to drop out of school because her tuition wasn't being paid anymore, this whole nasty ass leg washing debate, recent Morehouse graduates being debt-free, and how you initiate sex. I don't know how you initiate sex, but please don't go trying to initiate sex by imitating porns with randoms. The mail carrier ain't gone want to see you slanging yo thang. We also r...
May 22, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Whew, people were in rare form this week. This week, we talkin' graduation, no 'Ye (Shout out to guest host, Beej) and when a hating heaux dislikes you and her little ugly friends dislike you too. We also touch on the backlash that Ayesha Curry caught after her Red Table Talk interview, Common's bravery and strength to speak out about being molested as a child, and believe it or not (yeah, we know you believe it), a principal and some teachers in Palmdale, California thought it okay to not only ...
May 15, 2019•1 hr 20 min
Ooo, you smell that? snifffffff That's the smell of black magic and excellence! During this week's episode, we honor our three black queens who swept all of the Miss EVERYTHING pageants. Y'all...Beh...Duh...Do...IT! We spoil the End Game movie and the last two episodes of Game of Thrones. If you haven't watched them, skip 12:55-33:30. Also, know that other smell you smell is TRASH because you should have seen some of them by now, but we digress rude chuckle. Our Urban Madness segment is filled w...
May 08, 2019•1 hr 20 min
BFE on the track, heaux! Lil Syrup on the track, heaux! And we are back!! Bringin' you another episode of The Rude Urban Truth. Beej from Be Free Entertainment is in the building! The exchanges between him and Urban Laughter were priceless. During this week's episode, we discuss the Avengers movie, R. Kelly's illiteracy and how it doesn't change his b*tch *ss status, and much more. A question that we are leaving you all with: If you could have a conversation with your 18 year old self, what woul...
May 01, 2019•1 hr 26 min
And we're bahk! (Yes, bahk). Another week has come so OF COURSE we have a ✨NEW✨ episode. We’re talking #Beyonce and her #Netflix special #Homecoming (of course), #Kanye and that #IsleyBrothers praise n’ worship he’s been calling “Church” and an Urbanomics questions where a cousin threatens to beat another cousin's @$$ because he wanted to move back home when the lease ended. Bay-Bee. You do NOT want to miss the craziness. PS, just a reminder: The Rude Urban Truth website is live and kicking. Che...
Apr 24, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Get ready, bawheads. This one was a little longer, but it was great. With Episode 10, we bring you all kinds of goodness. First, welcome to the new look of The Rude Urban Truth. Then, we have two guests, Crystal and Aerial, who are twins that both have their own businesses in Raleigh, North Carolina. Aerial is currently the Beautiful Black Business of the month with Knittings & Things and Crystal is the owner and sole operator of Crissy Shined Nails. We’re talkin’ about trash #CandaceOwens (...
Apr 17, 2019•1 hr 48 min
This week we are joined by guest co-host, DoveKat, a native of North Carolina, hailing from JB’s hometown of Kinston and co-host of Black Girl POV Podcast. We're talking ignant Kodak Black and his crude comments regarding Lauren London in the wake of Nipsey Hussle's death, bantering about Nene Leakes' latest RHOA antics with Porsha Williams AND we test DoveKat's knowledge of negro spiritual, "Knuck If You Buck". Black Girl POV Podcast can be found on the following platforms: SoundCloud, Spotify,...
Apr 10, 2019•1 hr 27 min
The Hip Hop world and the black community lost a good man in Nipsey Hussle over some dumb ish this week and The Rude Urban Truth felt it. JB felt like it was important to explain that a person's dislike for a misunderstanding that he said should not negate any of the positive things that he was doing and have done for the black community. We also dive into the Wendy Williams saga and help in celebrating HOV and Bey's vanguard award acceptance speech from the GLAAD awards. We are now in the month...
Apr 03, 2019•1 hr 1 min
Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Oh, oh, oh. That’s really what this episode is about. The dating scene and not setting accurate expectations for what YOU want. We also highlight the need for black men to stand up more for their black women while also acknowledging that this doesn’t mean that the black man is the enemy. He just needs to get his shit together sometimes. Also, maybe you won’t agree, but there are ugly babies…and truthfully, some of y’all made em. Yeah,...
Apr 01, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Yo, this is JB. Urban Laughter is a whole ass fool. You will see why when you listen. Aside from that, we tackle a number of topics like how I believe that Beyonce will be dropping a new album soon. I feel it in my spirit. We also discuss Daniel Caesar and how between the great divide that happens to be his teeth, he's trying to find ways to blame racial issues on the fact that black people are being mean to white people. We discuss other hot topics, but it is the moment that Urban Laughter disc...
Mar 27, 2019•1 hr 12 min
Queens and Kings, you still dealing with trash telling you that they don't do labels or hitting you late at night with the "You up?" or "Hey Big Head!" text? My Queen, My King...stop ignoring the signs. These are pretty apparent signs of a Fuck Boy or Fuck Girl and we are here to school you on the anatomy of said fuck boys and girls. On this episode, we also discuss deadbeat wives and if it is okay for a woman to propose to a man. Pens and pads out! Class is in session!
Mar 25, 2019•57 min
Stop it! Just stop it! All that bronzer ain't good for your health, Queen. During this week's episode, we discuss the fuck boy quality that Rich displayed while Mariahlynn was on TV embarrassing herself, the return of Baby Phat & JB's desire to possibly start a petition to keep Lugz in the grave, Aunt Becky showing us even more why people of color are forced to work even harder to get the things that our pale counterparts get...or are paying for, the importance & validity of reparations ...
Mar 20, 2019•52 min
Get your notebooks out, your pens ready, and your ears open. This week, with handmade parts and scruffy beards, Urban Laughter and JB discuss a situation a listener is going through where she is trying to find herself in the middle of a bad sidechick situation (HE MADE HER PAY FOR AN ABORTION!!) that she is struggling to get out of and they pose a question about things that we learned while dating. Urban Laughter speaks out about how she does not want to date a man that has kids and the challeng...
Mar 18, 2019•57 min
J. Lo is officially the Lord of the Rings....she is officially one stone from having all six Infinity Stones...she is officially...well you get the idea. Urban Laughter and JB discuss, while slightly tipsy, J. Lo's recent engagement to A. Rod, more BitchAss Kelly news, the Khloe Klux Klan and more. Get ready. With nonexistent parts and messy beards, UL and JB take you on yet another ride in this week's episode.
Mar 13, 2019•59 min
Cents, that is. Think of Urbanomics as Oprah's Masterclass... but without the class. This is our input on the current status of all things, as only we can tell it. This week's Urbanomics lesson is regarding the status of dating in the millennium. Urbanomics 101 discusses online dating, threesome requests, who is suppose to pay for the date, and dear gawdddddd, a terrible first date that JB had. In a situationship? Maybe you don't know. Well, Urban Laughter is here to educate you on what a situat...
Mar 11, 2019•58 min
Another week, another episode of blasphemous truths as only Urban Laughter and JB can tell them. This week we have a bucket full of white tears, the Jordyn-Kardashian Kalamity, Cardi B ignoring everything she learned in Wig Placement 101, bitch ass R. Kelly, and more. We have also entered a new month where our Beautiful Black Business is Heart on a Sleeve clothing by Reggie Howze. For examples of clothing that he's produced, check out The Rude Urban Truth Facebook page or check out his Facebook ...
Mar 06, 2019•57 min
In this week's episode, Urban Laughter and JB discuss the charges against Jussie Smollet, R. Kelly pissin' away his money and being unable to post bail, delusional tax money Queens, and parental reads all while UL's blackness is brought to question. Our Beautiful Black Business for the month of February is The Blairisms. Check them out at theblairisms.com and be sure to use promo code LCRUZ10 for a percentage off of your purchase.
Feb 27, 2019•42 min
Back with the second episode, Urban Laughter and JB trade insults all while discussing hot topics like Colin Kap reaching a deal with the NFL, Monique and Trash Harvey, Urban Laughter lying about her Gucci scent, Jussie Smollett and more. Our Beautiful Black Business of the month is The Blairisms. Check them out at http://theblairisms.com and be sure to use promo code LCRUZ10 for a percentage off of your purchase.
Feb 20, 2019•47 min
In the official first episode of The Rude Urban Truth, you’re introduced to Urban Laughter and JB as they discuss the Grammys, the death of aspiring rapper Willie Bo, and other moments from the past week all while insulting each other along the way. The Beautiful Black Business of the month is The Blairisms: http://theblairisms.com . Be sure to use promo code LCRUZ10 for a percentage off of your purchase.
Feb 15, 2019•51 min
