Episode 288: Hugs for Cash
Louis Katz joins the gang to learn about a pig that was recently rescued from a Canadian fire, a woman who was recently assaulted by a Times Square panhandler, and Holden's ant problem.

Louis Katz joins the gang to learn about a pig that was recently rescued from a Canadian fire, a woman who was recently assaulted by a Times Square panhandler, and Holden's ant problem.
The gang is joined by Christi Chiello, Nick Vatterott, and Momma Larson to dish about escaped bees, Jay Z's torrid affair, and the recent banana-eating-livestream ban in China.
Reid Faylor joins the gang to talk about the best day of their lives, try to help catch a serial outdoor pooper, discuss sexual innuendos in music, and learn about a sex doll that was mistaken for a real woman.
The gang talks about the recent secret Limp Bizkit concert hoax, debates whether or not it's polite to use a monkey as a form of currency with which to pay your hooker, and listens to Holden try his hardest to derail Henry's career.
The gang is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Lance Weiss to compare types of fart sprays, hear about recent lawn mower related deaths, and learn what types of vehicles are (and are not) okay to operate while drunk.
The gang is joined by Eddie's neighbor Joe Stanton to talk about body modifications, drug-addled southerners, and the benefits of using bodily orifices for personal storage.
This week on Round Table: a convicted sex offender is killed by a runaway truck while looking at pornography on his phone, an Easter egg hunt at the Pez factory turns bloody, and a cat spends two weeks in the mail, and survives. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!
Keith Malley and Chemda from Keith and the Girl join the gang to talk about their religions backgrounds, alligators that have grown way too big, and thieving nuns.
John F. O'Donnell joins the gang to learn about the Ihop Robin Hood, some of the worst employee pranksters ever, and to discuss the logic behind falling in love with a dolphin.
Irene Morales joines the gang to talk 'Pawscer' nominees, the details of a brutal goose murder, and what they would wear to make a statement on the red carpet.
The gang is joined by Mister Pastrami to discuss Walmart, favorite buffets, and the country's masturbation laws.
The gang is joined by Amber Nelson, Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Walter Replogle to talk about an 18 year old passing himself off as a Doctor in Florida, the unfortunate demise of the animal inhabitants of the Calgary Zoo, and to find out the winner of Round Table of the Year 2016!
The gang is joined by Natalie Jean in this poop-centric episode to debate whether or not pooping your pants is a reasonable excuse for theft, learn about the dangers of excreting bodily waste in public pools, and to see what comes up when they google themselves.
The gang is joined by Micah Sherman and Carmen Lagala to discuss the ethics of dwarf tossing, mourn the loss of Willow the official Canadian groundhog, and to design their ultimate virtual realities.
Today of Round Table: The gang finds out which Garfield character they most resemble, they check out creepy woolen kids, and rate how much Ed Larson loves his girlfriend.
Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief to ingest four dozen bananas in an attempt to retrieve a gold chain he had swallowed, a Tampa neighborhood discovers almost 900 sex offenders living in their midst, and a package thought to contain a bomb in Alabama turns out to be full of hot dogs. Joining us today: Ian Fidance!
This week on Round Table: a Pensacola man drives his car through a shopping mall in a time-travel event and a little boy is gifted brand new trash cans for Christmas by his heroes, the garbage men. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!
Jason Seinz and Erik Bergstrom join the gentlemen to discuss being a cast away, horrifying Florida animals, and debate Michael Jackson's innocence.
Today on Round Table: an Alaskan woman breaks the record for amount of fake currency stored in a vagina by weight, squirrels are rapidly gaining weight in Canada due to the mild winter, and a New Mexican man is arrested for burgling his mother's stew. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Amber Nelson!
This week on Round Table: A Russian sailor learns why you shouldn't drink and drive boats either, we learn all about mer-genitals, and DooDoo the clown saves a damsel in distress. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Reid Faylor, and Erik Bergstrom!
Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weight loss, and the Cookie Bandit strikes again. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Maria Wojciechowski!
This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a poisonous viper by eating it alive, and a Japanese man is arrested for peeping up women's skirts from underground. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Mike Recine, and Skulk the Hulking!
This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Seena Jon, and Natalie Jean!
This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested in a months-long bestiality sting operation, a witch and a warlock get embroiled in a magical harassment suit, and a Danish man kills his brother with a potato. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Amber Nelson, and Erik Bergstrom!
Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as yet another man dies from a pressurized air tube sprayed into his rectum, a Russian elementary school angers parents by including a child with Down's Syndrome in its yearbook, and Jackie gets a new nickname. Joining us today: Greg Stone!
Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on Staten Island, a woman's dead body is mistaken for a Halloween decoration, and a man cuts off his ears to look more like his pet parrot.
Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode Island is kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza to his room, a jaguar in India is too fat to mate, and a St. Louis man is arrested for making terroristic threats and stabbing his caseworker with a samurai sword. Joining us today: Peggy O'Leary, Maria Heinegg, and James Adomian!
This week on Round Table: a New Jersey man is fired from a pork roll factory for excessive flatulence and uncontrollable diarrhea, a gang of baboons destroy a radio station in Zimbabwe, and a mural depicting people having sex in a giant hamburger is taken down. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Halle Kiefer!
Today on Round Table: an offender in England is banned from any place that has a slide after a sexual encounter with playground equipment, a man in a chicken suit is assaulted by a teenager, and a man with out of control privates assaults a donkey.
This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and two parents kill their child while trying to teach him a lesson about alcohol.