It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small town threatens residents that either they kill their pet dogs themselves or the government will come and beat them to death in front of said residents while a growing middle class in China is speaking out against the eating of dogs. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Jordan Temple!
This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take over a town in Russia, a six year old boy gets his penis chewed off by a horse in Ukraine, and a chicken is caught in a custody battle in San Francisco. Joining us today: Chris Laker!
Holden talks for thirty minutes again.
Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist gets beaten with a duck in Spain, an Australian man gets stuck in a washing machine, and a Dutch woman announces her intention to marry her dog after her cat dies, who she was previously married to. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Meatball!
Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, and a man shoplifts $75 worth of steaks in his colostomy bag. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Andrew Short, and Chris Donahue!
Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested for giving a four year old a Wet Willie, a Staten Island Lawyer challenges a plaintiff to trial by combat, and a Texas judge forces a man to marry his girlfriend as punishment. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Myka Fox!
Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating with a bush, and a Texan is almost killed when a bullet meant for an armadillo ricochets and strikes him in the jaw. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Travis Irvine!
Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in prison for killing nine baby ducks with a lawnmower, a glass table explodes in a Canadian town with a curious name, and a mystery pooper in Norway is terrorizing a golf course. Joining us today: Kellen Maloney, Lyra Smith, Halle Kiefer, and Nick Turner!
Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia holds it's annual Mosquito Festival, a pig enthusiast gets drunk and naked with his favorite animals, and a high school refuses to change it's questionable mascot. Joining us today: Josh Krebs and Natalie Jean!
On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a tail loses his god status after losing his tail, wet wipes prove to be the scourge of the sewers, and a Texas man gets eaten by gators after screaming, "Fuck them gators!"
It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as this year we honor everyone's favorite bird enthusiast, Kevin Barnett. Included this year on the dais is hosts Ben Kissel and Ed Larson plus Jackie Zebrowski, Henry Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, Nimesh Patel, Mike Recine, and Jeffrey Joseph!
This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo flag, handsome gorillas, a man joins ISIS over cat, Iowa grants gun permits to the blind and man regrets Miley Cyrus tattoos. Joining us today: Micah Sherman & Sarah Nowak!
This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Throatzilla exposes a Dallas Cowboy on Twitter, a Florida woman is busted for having sex with a pit bull named 2-face, and police are looking for a man who was caught masturbating outside a Kum & Go. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler and Nick Vatterott!
Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic accident, and the world's first successful penile transplant recipient gets his girlfriend pregnant. Joining us today: Julie Rosing, Chesley Calloway, and Henry Zebrowski!
Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War I goat is being immortalized in film, a sock fetishist is caught in a bizarre sting operation, and a Korean teacher eats a guinea pig in front of his class to teach them a lesson. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!
On this Round Table special: Holden talks for thirty minutes.
It's a real milk heavy episode of Round Table this week as a woman tricks her roommates into drinking her foot shavings in their milk and a man throws milk on a couple of girls at the 14th St station here in NYC plus a bear buries a woman alive to eat her later. Joining us today: Josh Rabinowitz, Casey James Salengo, and Danny Tamberelli!
Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sweeps the nation and a Bumblebee Tuna gets cooked along with 12,000 pounds of the fish he most likely despised.
Today on the Round Table: China is looking to ban funeral strippers, a boy is checked for a bevy of STDs after blowing on a used condom, and a pedophile steals a bus in an attempt to use it to kidnap children. Joining us today: Danny Solomon and Amber Nelson!
It's a Round Table spark dat shit 4/20 special as Ed and Marcus interview keyboardist Danny Bedrosian of Parliament Funkadelic about what makes funk, working with George Clinton, and his own solo project Secret Army while also playing some tracks of Funkadelic's new album First Ya Gotta Shake The Gate.
Today on Round Table: piss jugs foul up the side of a Canadian highway, a study reveals that men are more likely to travel back into time to kill Hitler, and a Floridian breaks into an ex's house to defecate on her things. Joining us today: Jake Hart and Rob Cantrell!
This week on Round Table: a pig causes a stir at a local Burger King, an Argentinian man dies while having sex with a scarecrow, and a New Hampshire teen is arrested for impersonating a police officer at an ice cream parlor.
Today on Round Table: a bank robber eats his own feces while testifying at his own trial, a San Francisco prison is accused of running a fight club, and a particularly creative Englishman is using a webcam to live stream his own decay after death. Joining us today: Chris Laker, Jake Young, Mike Guild, and Matt Maragno!
This week on Round Table: America loses the name Gary, a falconer loses his falcon to a duck enthusiast, and a Florida man loses his iguana business to the law.
Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows up in Akron, a bride dumps a groom at the altar for being unable to do simple arithmetic, and a 75 year old woman chokes a rabid raccoon to death. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman!
Today on Round Table: a man named Teitz goes by the name of Gooch and steals his date's car, a Saudi Arabian man divorces his wife for loving a camel more than him, and a foul mouthed Dallas teacher gets in trouble for describing his penis to a class full of 7th graders. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Chris Nester!
Today on Round Table: a man taking Risperdal wins a lawsuit after growing 34DD breasts, two blind alcoholic Russian bears are saved by Brigitte Bardot, and our favorite mailbox violator is found dead behind a Chinese food restaurant. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Andrew Short!
This week on Round Table: a man with a menagerie of dangerous animals dies after choking to death on a sex toy, a couple of Circle K employees trash their own store on the directions of a prank caller, and a German nurse admits to killing dozens of people because he was bored. Joining us today: Mike Coscarelli!
Today on Round Table: a crocodile in Bangladesh dies from overeating as worshipers feed him too many chickens, a woman in Arizona is arrested for hoarding and freezing cats for her dinner, and a supermarket in Los Angeles is in trouble for selling dead raccoons. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Mookie, and Trey Galyon!
This week on Round Table: an Owl in Portland is stealing hats from joggers, two men in Egypt beat monkeys for their bananas, and a mortician in Ghana admits on live TV to having sex with corpses. Joining us today: Dan McNamara and Roommate Mike!
