On this, the 139th episode of the Round Table: while one prostitute returns from the dead in Australia another gets aggressive with a gentleman's penis in Orlando, a man and a woman in Wisconsin are arrested for stealing cheese and steaks, respectively, and a suitor on a first date gets in trouble for convincing a friend to stage a fake knife attack to impress the lady. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Jermaine Fowler, Amber Nelson, and Chesley Calloway!
May 05, 2015•59 min
On this, the 138th episode of the Round Table: a snake uses his final act in life to burn down the house of the woman who killed him, a British soap opera star rapes a boy to prove to his girlfriend that he's bisexual, and a woman is arrested for performing oral sex on a man to get a discount on a used Cadillac. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Trey Galleon, and Chris Aurilio!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 12 min
On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a child eats a used condom at McDonald's, a couple is arrested for trying to fraud a donut shop by placing razors in the product, and a man in a wheelchair with one leg manages to steal a car.
May 05, 2015•1 hr 6 min
On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager's butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hidden in her vagina following an arrest, and an inspiring story about a wrestler with no arms or legs brings out the best in the Round Table. Joining us today: Adam Newman, Anthony Devito, and Henry Zebrowski!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 25 min
On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a small penis, and a racist firebombs a Taco Bell for not giving him enough meat in his chalupa. Joining us today: Mike Recine, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Shakir Stanley, and the voice of Bastion himself, Logan Cunningham.
May 05, 2015•1 hr 1 min
This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larson returns after spending a hellish amount of time in L.A. Joining us today: Erik Bergstrom and Amber Nelson!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 2 min
On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 20 min
On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Alex Moore!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 20 min
On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.
May 05, 2015•53 min
On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a Japanese man bites his so-called possessed by a snake son to death, a naked Florida man breaks into a house and masturbates and defecates in multiple spots, and a grandmother and grandson in Indiana are planning on having a child together. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler!
May 05, 2015•59 min
On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with her breasts, and two strippers get into a fight over a dollar. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Larry!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 21 min
On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug & Bill! They come as a pair.
May 05, 2015•1 hr
On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike Recine!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 12 min
On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.
May 05, 2015•1 hr 4 min
On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we've ever done, a man forces his son to have sex with the aforementioned boy's mother. Eesh. Also Micah Sherman and Josh Rabinowitz in the Chuckle Hut!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 11 min
This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson's medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian takes his turn as a replacement Ed.
May 05, 2015•1 hr 8 min
On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town's sacred New Year's ceremony is threatened by the Round Table's mortal enemy, PETA.
May 05, 2015•1 hr 4 min
On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!
May 05, 2015•1 hr 20 min
On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in the Hut: MURDERFIST.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 12 min
On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient's vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, plus Holden's girlfriend Lexi joins us in the Hut.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 2 min
On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Down's Syndrome is saved by his puppies, a little girl is shot after being mistaken for a skunk, and a man is banned from every supermarket in Scotland during lunchtime, plus the cutest duo in country music, The Reformed Whores, drop by to play us a couple of tunes and Nick Turner sits in for Kevin.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 2 min
On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a woman narrowly escapes injury from piece of chicken falling from the sky, two men decapitate a game fowl in Las Vegas, and a cop with a hilarious name is accused of fingering butts in Milwaukee. Joining us: Louis Katz, Jason Kalter, and Lexi Galante, star of the Evil Dead musical!
May 04, 2015•1 hr
On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to abduct a child, and a farmer in Oregon is eaten by his pigs.
May 04, 2015•57 min
On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neighbor for psychically raping his wife, and the Round Table creates a whole slew of new holidays, plus Alex Moore and Matt McCarthy join the Round.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 4 min
On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!
May 04, 2015•1 hr 1 min
On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former dictator, a woman in England dies after injecting herself with tanning drugs, and we find out what happens when all the Round Tablers get their own county, plus Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and Tanisha Long sit in on the Hut!
May 04, 2015•1 hr 4 min
On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly after his daughter is born an uggo, Vladimir Putin takes to the skies, and the great monkey/human hybrid debate continues, plus big fat Ed Larson is back on the Table along with our good friend Jason Kalter.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 3 min
On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden's brother Avery drops in to confront Holden about Mommy. Plus! Micah Sherman, Nick Turner, and Chris Waelti join us.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 5 min
On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two year arson spree because nobody was paying attention to her, and a man strangles a pelican in front of horrified onlookers, plus we're joined by Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, and Henry Zebrowski.
May 04, 2015•53 min
This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for masturbating with his front door wide open, a woman has her tampon forcibly removed by police officers, and 2/3rds of the Round Table gets raped at a gas station, plus today we're joined by Micah Sherman, Reid Faylor, and Jesse Fernandez!
May 04, 2015•58 min
