This week on the Round Table: a couple on bath salts holds a man of God and his wife hostage, a good fifteen minutes of the show is dedicated to pig semen facts, and a door to door salesman game ends in murder. Today we've got first-timer Andrew Short on the show!
On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested for plotting to cook and eat children, and 248 fetuses are found in a Russian forest. This week we've got Molly Knefel, Michelle Wolf, John Roy (briefly), and Saman Arbabi!
Today on the Round Table: a man kills his girlfriend's pomeranian and beats her with it, a Florida teenager runs into a wall on his skateboard and blames it on "a bunch of black guys", and a Craiglist posting asking for rape turns out to be an angry husband looking for revenge. Today's guests include Mike Recine, Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, and Louis Katz!
This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surrogate father's head with a shovel, and the Round Table pitches their most unsellable movie ideas, plus Micah Sherman, Myq Kaplan, Henry Zebrowski, and John F. O'Donnell stop by.
Today on the Round Table: a small boy is crushed by a tombstone while pretending to be a leprechaun, a Canadian man with split personalities dismembers his roommate, and the Round Table tries to apologize to each other for past transgressions, plus we're joined by Henry Zebrowski of Last Podcast, Molly Knefel of Page 7, and our good friend Logan Cunningham, otherwise known as the voice of Bastion.
This week on the Round Table: a man gets mauled by a chimp named Cozy, Russian Roulette takes the life of a Florida teenager, and a Swedish doctor cuts off his wife's bottom lip and eats it, plus we got Jermaine Fowler, Kelly Fastuca, and Henry Zebrowski joining us.
On this special live two year anniversary Round Table: Leprechauns are assaulting bar patrons in Seattle, a mother makes a sex tape with her 16 year old son, and an audience Q&A reveals drag preferences, favorite books, and a horrible secret involving a dumpster.
This week on the Round Table: British kids are idiots, a man is arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time, and a smelly kid in Texas finally gets washed. Joining us today: Matt Maragno, Amber Nelson, and Steve Pasieka!
On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PCP, and penguins also prove to be bad pets for a Brooklyn apartment. Most of this episode is about penguins, actually. Joining us this week are comedian Dan Soder, Epic Fail producer Gareth Reynolds, and the man with the penguin connection himself, comedian Chris Distefano.
On this, the 100th episode of the Round Table: a Satanist kills his girlfriend's little brother, a swarm of venomous spiders swarms a small town in India, and Anne Frank gets what's coming to her, finally. Plus, Michael Che, Jermaine Fowler, Sara Benincasa, and Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski drop by to help celebrate!
This week on the Round Table: the string of cannibalistic attacks across America continues with a brain eater in Jersey, a 340 lb woman pepper sprays supermarket workers in a daring bacon and beer robbery, and two people are shot in Detroit over a Kool-Aid argument, plus we've got comedians R.G. Daniels and Jim Tews sitting in!
This week on the Round Table: a Wisconsin man protests an unjust all-you-can-eat policy, a grandmother shoots her grandson to death, and Marcus recounts a story involving a bi-plane mounted with a sawed-off shotgun and coyotes, plus Joe List and James Adomian join us for a bit of the old chucklin'.
This week on Round Table: a man with the most hilarious name and occupation ever films a man having sex with a pony (and more), a doctor in Australia is fired for randomly switching off life support systems, and our Young Entrepreneurs segment showcases the Round Table's business acumen, plus CCR's own Henry Zebrowski sits in for Ed and old friend Meatball drops in to tell hooker stories about Ed while he's gone.
Today on Round Table: Hitler's medical records have been released revealing a coke habit and "uncontrollable flatulence", a college student is left in a cell for five days with only meth to eat, and a rousing game of Password is played, plus CCR's own Sara Benincasa, comedian Ron Krasnow, and friend James Weinheimer join the crew in the office and Jermaine Fowler sits in for Kevin Barnett.
Today on a particularly disgusting Round Table: a trio in Brazil kills women and feeds the meat to neighbors, the gang shares some audition horror stories, and the Lightning Round returns with our lists of worsts.
Today on the Round Table: a mother pepper sprays her baby in the face, Mike Recine shows us a terrible thing and tells us what dogs in a bathtub is, and the Round Table shares their beefs. BEEFS! Plus, Louis Katz returns to the city and joins us in the office!
On today's Round Table: teenage exorcists take over Arizona, Kevin's dreams of dragons lead to racism on all fronts, and a gay priest screws up and broadcasts gay porn during mass, plus Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman join us in the Chuckle Hut and Amber Nelson sits in for Jackie!
On today's Round Table, Ben and Kevin admit to listening to Holden have sex with his girlfriend multiple times, a party in Texas turns into a deadly melee over beer, and the torture controversy is solved.
On today's Round Table, a man is ripped in half during a fight on the train tracks, a boy let's loose his feelings on the Cub Scouts, and a prom ends with a bloody ball of spit in a cop's face. Joining us today is CCR's own Sara Benincasa and resident racist Mike Recine!
On today's Round Table, a man is killed by beans, a woman is killed by a chainsaw, Germany's most famous bunny is killed by a cameraman, and the Dictator of the Round Table is chosen, plus Henry Zebrowski returns and Amber Nelson comes in to class the place up.
Today's Round Table brings you the saga of the five wives of Bin Laden, amusing suicide notes, and a heated discussion concerning which cartoon characters the Round Table would defile. The answers may surprise you. Plus, Micah Sherman, Bob Kulhan, and Molly Knefel join us in the Chuckle Hut!
On today's Round Table, Milwaukee is in an uproar over a Jeffrey Dahmer Groupon special, a nursing home fire reveals a secret, and a man murders his wife by cannonball, plus we've got comedians and identical twins The Lucas Brothers in the Chuckle Hut!
On this particularly contentious Round Table, we explore the distinct accents of goats, why people should be allowed to raise, kill, and eat cats, and two horribly unattractive women have a good old fashioned Florida titty knife fight in a bar. Joining us today: your favorite one-liner delivery man Joe List and Brian Quigley from Wendigo Productions!
On this week's Round Table, a man is caught masturbating outside of a women's prison, white supremacists and black people are working together for the sake of meth, and the Round Table's greatest fears are revealed.
Today on the Round Table, the subjects of prison, river mud, and why everyone should get tased on their birthday are discussed at length. Featuring Michael Che and Molly Knefel!
On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests commit suicide by hitman, racoons are infesting schools in Florida, and a meth-fueled Icelandic horse-meat robbery goes horribly wrong, plus we've got Molly Knefel, Zach Sims, and Mark Normand joining in!
On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife beating on a ghost, a professional wrestler goes on an AIDS spree, and Germans. Dear Lord the Germans. Plus, we got Amber Nelson and Michael Che join us for a rousing game of Password!
On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his wife with Goof Off, Hitler's Polish bunker is up for grabs, and the first ever convening of the Round Table Government Association occurs, plus Jeffrey Joseph drops in and asks for food stamps.
Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near rendered us speechless. That's right. He's been doing porn. PORN. Tune in to hear answers to all the questions you've ever had about the making of a porno movie, including secrets of the industry and his "encounter" with Nailin' Palin star Lisa Ann.
So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week's second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin' on art! FIGHTS!
