Episode 77: Sexzema
On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, and the many public masturbation habits of the Round Table.
May 04, 2015•57 min
The Roundtable of Gentlemen
The Roundtable of Gentlemen is a weekly podcast that discusses in illuminating detail the events of our time. TRTG are Ed Larson, Kevin Barnett, Jackie Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, and Ben Kissel with newsman Marcus Parks.
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Episode 76: Happy New Year!
The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa murder in Texas, the brutal raping of a chihuahua by a wheelchair-bound sicko, and the Round Table gives their year in review. Featuring Molly Knefel, Henry Zebrowski, Walter Replogle, and John Moreno!
May 04, 2015•49 min
Episode 75: Christmas Christmas Elevator Death
Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre as these, then there's no way we couldn't have talked about them both. FIRE.
May 04, 2015•42 min
Episode 74: The Whole Banana
Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the world made the week for us! Plus, we've got comedian Molly Knefel, Sara Benincasa from our very own Sex and Other Human Activities, and Cincinnati Henry Zebrowski coming in to help us celebrate. Jackie has been fisted.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Episode 73: Mr. Brazier's Lace
On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied, our most innapropriate and longest laugh record is broken, and the Lightning Round makes it's return. Special guests Thomas Dale, Henry Zebrowski, and Ashley Brooke Roberts join! Also, Pork the Dork!
May 04, 2015•50 min
Episode 72: Fried
On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie discuss the many, many times they've almost blown up the restaurants they've worked in through fryer accidents, a man is fired for refusing to wear a 666 sticker, and a ten year old steals a car and gets off because hey, he's a nice kid.
May 04, 2015•44 min
Episode 71: Butt You
It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall Street. The man to do it? Our very own Ed Larson! Tune in to hear Eddie's adventures at OWS this week, plus mouse crunchin', the best prison in the world, and the RT fails miserably at an attempt to go clean.
May 04, 2015•58 min
Episode 70: Otis Spunkmeyer Presents - Loose Teeth
Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It's with a Penthouse Forum, but still.
May 04, 2015•50 min
Episode 69: Jugglin' Juggalos
What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today's Round Table, we've got the aforementioned "gang", a judge behaving badly behind the bench, and a segment from special guest Michael Che involving, you guessed it, racism, plus Mike Lawrence from CCR's own Nerd of Mouth joins us as well!
May 04, 2015•42 min
Episode 68: The Disease Factor
Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We've also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O'Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.
May 04, 2015•1 hr 2 min
Episode 67: Oh, I'm Sorry!
On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin' eyeballs from their head, and the strange, strange thing that British men say post-coitus.
May 04, 2015•54 min
Episode 66: Cave Comedy Radio Live October!
It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, and which member of the Round Table was kicked out of theater class for filling the lead actor's shoes with piss.
May 04, 2015•34 min
Episode 65: Murder in the Wind
Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!
May 04, 2015•46 min
Episode 64: Wink It!
This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus' exact penis size!
May 04, 2015•1 hr 1 min
Episode 63: Actually Kind of a Serious Day
Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We've also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in the Hut.
May 04, 2015•49 min
Episode 62: When a Tranny Offers You a Plate of Blow...
What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don't be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we've got a hell of a stable of guests this week, as Mark Normand, Seena Jon, Pat Dixon, and Victor Varnado join us in the office!
May 04, 2015•32 min
Episode 61: Popsicle Stick
Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.
May 04, 2015•50 min
Episode 60: You My Nazi
Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer of Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups in the East Village, R.G. Daniels!
May 04, 2015•51 min
Episode 59: Turtles Can't Live On Cheese Alone
It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrows...
May 04, 2015•52 min
Episode 58: Do Horses Sweat?
But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.
May 04, 2015•44 min
Episode 57: A Necessary Evil
A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this strange violent criminal. We've also got angry bees killing a horse, Kitler, and the Lightning Round on this, the fifty-seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!
May 04, 2015•48 min
Episode 56: Semen and It's Many Uses
Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm episode coincides with having James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut? We'll let you decide!
May 04, 2015•53 min
Episode 55: The Standing Ovation
The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time for them to beat us in the World Cup. Tune in to find out which member of the Round Table has had the regular strain twice, plus we've got an extremely uncomfortable segment in which the Round Table tells you all about "The Talk" they're going to be giving to their kids. In the Chuckle Hut this week we've got writer John Ryman to give us many amazin...
May 04, 2015•48 min
Episode 54: Urban Legends
Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the greatest magazine every published that isn't pornographic on this, the fifty-third episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
May 04, 2015•48 min
Episode 53: Black Talk
Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that's who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be necrophiliac, a two day old corpse in a public pool, and what we would all do if we only had three months to live. As Kevin Barnett couldn't make it on a Saturday night, we've got returning guest Jeffrey Joseph on deck plus Ron Krasnow, roommate Colin Morse and Mystery Sam in the Hut!
May 04, 2015•46 min
Episode 52: The Episode That Dare Not Speak It's Name
We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries, such as a Russian woman dying at her own funeral and a man hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival just for kicks.
May 04, 2015•47 min
Episode 51: The Hangman's Dilemma
India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got number one fan Isadora in the office to provide us with a segment as Holden fucked up and didn’t come up with a good one. Subject: OK Cupid!
May 04, 2015•39 min
Episode 50: Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!
We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Round Table, we discuss the best dad ever, the best pervert ever, and the weirdest things the members of the Table have ever done. You can only imagine how fucked up it gets.
May 04, 2015•33 min
Episode 49: Pig Bullets and Eatin' Butts at the Racist Barbeque
Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear about him going to a racist barbeque while wearing a black power pick in his hair, plus lunatics are selling pig bullets for shooting Muslims and Russians are burying themselves alive overnight in their very own version of planking.
May 04, 2015•44 min
Episode 48: Two and a Half Bomb Threats
On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer decides to take matters into his own hands, Ben’s love affair with diet pills continues, and Holden fails four job interviews in as many minutes. We’ve also got comedians Rae Sanni and Mark Normand filling in for Jackie and Eddie, plus comedian Rob Cantrell in the Hut!
May 04, 2015•36 min
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