On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John was right, but also has COVID. (Send well wishes and time jump theories!) John and Kaitlin mourn Bret, realize Penelope did NOT come to play, and talk Betty and Jughead's spooning habit.
We're back for season 5, baby! The Voyeur is now the Auteur. (And the Auteur is Jellybean.) John and Kaitlin talk Choni's sad split, prom dresses, and Katy Keene crossover potential.
Connor Crews of The Secret Movie Club podcast joins Kaitlin and John in the bunker to discuss G&G, D&D, and a bunch of Riverdale-related "would you rathers."
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk to SURRENDER YOUR SONS author Adam Sass about LGBTQ+ representation in Riverdale and beyond.
It's the season finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the Jellybean-is-the-Big-Bad theory, how Reggie's never killed anyone (lame), and Mr. Honey's redemption arc.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Mr. Honey's complex backstory (that we made up), tickling competitions, and Cheryl behaving like a real person again.
On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John, Kaitlin, and guest Jacob dive into the wonderfully weird Archie universe made-for-TV movie, TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN.
It's the musical episode, baby! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's arms, Mr. Honey's tragic musical theater backstory, and John finally getting what he's wanted all along.
On this special social distancing episode, we're joined by TV writer (and John's sister!) Elizabeth Padden to discuss what the Riverdale High kids would do during these isolated times. Turns out, the answer is...fighting a bear in a man suit.
On this episode of IN THE BUNKER, John and Kaitlin introduce Ian to the wonderful weird world of Riverdale.
On this bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin are joined by guest host Stephen of THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA to talk the movies, TV shows, and games that are keeping us entertained in our own personal bunkers.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Jughead's bananas plan, Hermosa's amazing head canon, and Donna continuing to be so not chill.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of the gang's insane plan. Seriously. What are they doing?
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Jughead is dead. Or maybe not? Either way, a good time was had by all!
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Stonewall's obsession with a non-holiday, that Dua Lipa dance threesome, and Hiram getting up in the gym to work on his fitness.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Archie forgot his phone, Donna wasn't cool, and Katy Keene went shopping.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Penelope's new job, why we desperately need justice for Sheriff Keller, and whatever the hell is going on with Kevin.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Bret's new best friends, Frank's bad idea, and Cheryl's very important cheerleading plot.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine. Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Gina Torres saves the day. That's it. That's the whole thing. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER Kaitlin's away, so John brings in special guest Stephen Estrada (The Binging Adventures of Sabrina) to discuss proper deep frying procedure, meat pie presentation, and exactly how many times everyone mentioned the ice storm. #HappyThanksgiving Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Chicles, Hermione and Hiram's recoupling, and what Sheriff Keller is doing now. Follow us on Instagram @theriverdaleregisterpodcast
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin attempt to make sense of Veronica's legal battle, learn their Mr. Chipping headcanon is just canon, and mourn Caramel the cat. #RIP. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast
The podcast so nice, we recorded it twice! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, we talk Veronica setting that guy on fire, Toni having zero relationship dealbreakers, and Archie getting vigilante justice...again. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Brett and Jughead's literary rivalry, Chad Michael Murray's rocket dreams, and Archie's latest attempt at vigilante justice. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's new and definitely murder-y school, why no one cares about Reggie's dad, and Kevin serving all the emotions. Follow us on Instagram! We're now @theriverdaleregisterpodcast and would love all the memes.
On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews. Thank you to all new and returning listeners.
On a very special summer episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speak to Trevor Stines — aka Jason Blossom! - about his time on RIVERDALE and his new Lifetime movie, THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS. THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS airs on Lifetime Saturday, July 20, at 8pm.
It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year. It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk organs, the true fate of Jason Blossom, and why Hiram is such a hard man.
