"Chapter 55: Prom Night"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, Veronica's brand-new daddy issue, and Edgar's endgame.
May 05, 2019•1 hr 9 min
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP
On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.
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Episodes
"Chapter 54: Fear The Reaper"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the merits of Archie's boxing career, whether Veronica REALLY owns that gym, and why Hal is the most not dead person ever.
May 01, 2019•1 hr 4 min
"Chapter 53: Jawbreaker"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin poke holes in The Farm, talk a lot about teeth, and do a deep dive into the plot of Rocky.
Apr 21, 2019•1 hr 23 min
"Chapter 52: The Raid"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the opening of Hiramland, Chad Michael Murray's official crowning as a Hot Dad of Riverdale, and why all the Riverdale parents hate their kids.
Mar 31, 2019•1 hr 10 min
"Chapter 51: Big Fun"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.
Mar 24, 2019•1 hr 18 min
"Chapter 50: American Dreams"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.
Mar 17, 2019•1 hr 12 min
"Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin head back to casino night, try to count the gangs, and share disappointments about Cheryl. John and Kaitlin want to express their deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Luke Perry.
Mar 10, 2019•1 hr 14 min
"Chapter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni. Sending love to Luke Perry!
Mar 02, 2019•1 hr 15 min
"Chapter 47: Bizzarodale"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Reggie's not-ideal plan, Penelope's confusing worldview, and the latest Gargoyle King development.
Feb 09, 2019•1 hr 7 min
"Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speculate the future of Hiramland, talk Nana Blossom apologists, and consider whether we'd join The Farm.
Feb 02, 2019•57 min
"Chapter 45: The Stranger"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin dive deep into Veggie tales, dissect that Gargoyle King reveal, and wonder why everyone's so mad about Archie's rootbeer float.
Jan 25, 2019•1 hr 8 min
"Chapter 44: No Exit"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin navigate Veggie, Jughead's lack of leadership skills, and Archie's vision quest.
Jan 20, 2019•1 hr 3 min
"Chapter 43: Outbreak"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the origins of the Gargoyle King, Jughead's awesome little sister, and what's next for Archie's dog Vegas.
Dec 16, 2018•1 hr 9 min
"Chapter 42: The Man In Black"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin learn Archie will tell a pretty lady anything, fizzle rocks are ridiculous, and Veronica really needs to work on her business skills.
Dec 09, 2018•58 min
"Chapter 41: Manhunter"
On this week's RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin think there's something in the water, that the Hot Dads of Riverdale squad needs more screentime, and that Hiram could probably benefit from better cybersecurity.
Dec 01, 2018•1 hr 3 min
"Chapter 40: The Great Escape"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk G&G, why the Warden is the weirdest, and Veronica's very silly wig. See ya'll after Thanksgiving!
Nov 17, 2018•1 hr 9 min
"Chapter 39: The Midnight Club"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin gush over K.J. Apa's acting skills (he BECOMES Luke Perry, you guys), cringe over Penelope and her brother-husband, and speculate wildly about the Gargoyle King's identity. Check out our brother-husband podcast THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA, now officially on iTunes and SoundCloud! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-binging-adventures-of-sabrina/id1441565230?mt=2
Nov 11, 2018•1 hr
"Chapter 38: As Above, So Below"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk fight clubs, Falice, and Veronica's speakeasy, which breaks literally the only rule of a speakeasy.
Oct 26, 2018•1 hr 11 min
"Chapter 37: Fortune and Men's Eyes"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin marvel at Mad Dog's abs, talk Gargoyle King theories, and unpack Alice's hibachi party.
Oct 20, 2018•1 hr 6 min
"Chapter 36: Labor Day"
Yo and hello River Vixens! John and Kaitlin are back to discuss another round of Archie shenanigans. This week, we ask hard-hitting questions like: Did the babies float? Is Cucumber Melon the only one who really cares about Hotdog? Why is everyone chill with swimming in leech-infested waters? A big, huge thank you to everyone who left us reviews this year — we so appreciate you listening! Here's to a fun season 3.
Oct 13, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Hi There, River Vixens!
John and Kaitlin are back with a brand-new mini. Before season 3 begins, let's unpack season 2, talk about what we did with our summer (apparently nothing?), and read some listener reviews! We love you and thanks for listening
Oct 03, 2018•21 min
"Chapter 35: Brave New World"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!
May 20, 2018•1 hr 23 min
"Chapter 34: Judgment Night"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Hiram's maniacal plans, Hal's crazy confession, and Cheryl's ah-mazing hunting cape.
May 14, 2018•1 hr 21 min
"Chapter 33: Shadow Of A Doubt"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin revisit their Hal Cooper theory, talk Joaquin's triumphant return, and question teen mafia princess Veronica's casino plans.
May 05, 2018•1 hr 10 min
"Chapter 32: Prisoners"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John learns what it's like to be right, Kaitlin isn't convinced Hal Cooper is under the hood, and no one wants to hear the phrase "make my bones" ever again.
Apr 30, 2018•1 hr 13 min
RIVERDALE CHATS: A Conversation With TV Writer Ariana Romero
On this very special bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat with Refinery29's Ariana Romero about the epic musical episode, our best Black Hood theories, and the RIVERDALE prequel we all need. Read Ariana's articles here! https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/196737/riverdale-season-2-episode-18-spoilers-lili-reinhart-interview https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/194874/riverdale-musical-episode-season-2-kj-apa-dancing
Apr 28, 2018•36 min
"Chapter 31: A Night To Remember"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about all the singing... and pour one out for poor, undeserving Midge.
Apr 24, 2018•57 min
"Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk mobster Archie, Betty's new serpent affiliation, and, of course, that epic Choni kiss.
Apr 01, 2018•1 hr 9 min
"Chapter 29: Primary Colors"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk #TeamChic, Cheryl's bonkers family, and why Jughead needs to chiiiiiiiiiiiill.
Mar 24, 2018•1 hr 10 min
"Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Choni vibes, evil twins, and all those Chic theories. We also talk about how our boss, Hiram Lodge, is going to save Riverdale with his amazing idea for a private, for-profit prison.
Mar 19, 2018•1 hr 3 min
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