Ep. 52: Tip of the Tip
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Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 52
The Really Randumb Podcast
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Welcome to the OFFICIAL podcast of ReallyRandumb featuring lifelong besties with testies, Colton Pettijohn and Drew Bouldin. New episodes uploaded EVERY MONDAY! (Video version on our YouTube channel, youtube.com/reallyrandumb)
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Ep. 51: My Daughter has Testicular Torsion
This episode sucks.
Jun 09, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Ep. 50: Father's Stitch
Ladies, do us small peepee'd boys a favor and get a father's stitch.
May 21, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 50
Ep. 49: My Dad's a Pecker
Colton says inappropriate things around his parents, hanging out with the opposite sex while in a relationship, Drew puts his foot in his mouth... AGAIN, Drew talks about he and his Dad rekindling their father/son relationship, and roommate's items in common areas.
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Ep. 48: All of... Something Happened
Weezer doesn't care about a set of wigs. We talk about the history of old items you see throughout the day, what they are, how they got there, yada yada. People give you the confidence... for things you didn't ask about. Colton is off of social media. A friend of ours documented their first kiss ON FACEBOOK and when someone gives a third option when asking if they prefer A or B. Special guest GREGORGEOUS!
Apr 05, 2021•59 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Ep. 47: Drinking Beer at School
We talk about how you can tell a guy his hair is ugly but not a girl's, what defines a party, kid/adult life differences, drinking a beer at our high school (allegedly) and the documentary "Hands on a Hardbody"
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Ep. 46: Baby Poo, All Over You
We discuss our new show hosted by MemeGirls called "Randumb Reactions," Coca-Cola's "Try to Be Less White" training seminar, sybians and how Colton met our friend's newborn child!
Mar 08, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Ep. 45: I'm Gonna Give Myself Pink Eye
The most perverted, immature, childish off the wall episode we've ever recorded. YOU WERE WARNED!
Feb 19, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Ep. 44: Hot Girls, Ugly Guys
Hot girls will date ugly guys, but hot guys will not date ugly girls. MEN ARE SHALLOW SCUM. Colton got himself a bobblehead. Colton was inappropriate in front of his family while Drew was appropriate WHO KNEW!?
Jan 11, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Ep. 43: Have You Lost Weight?
We cover Colton's colorblindness, WE HAVE OUR VERY FIRST SPONSOR (link below), a blue lady and how Drew ruined his friendship with a girl just by asking a simple BUT INNOCENT question and couples who have social media accounts!
Dec 29, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Ep. 42: SMH
It's almost Christmas and so we decide to talk about overrated Christmas movies! Why The Grinch is the best movie and why A Christmas Story sucks. Well, some acronyms are tough for us boys so we talk about them.
Dec 21, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Ep. 41: We Beat Up Children
I mean you only clicked this video because of the title you SICKO. We don't actually do that, because they could easily take us.
Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Ep. 40: Can You Take Me Higher?
We talk, in depth, about disco sticks. Where the phrase came from. It's existence. It's POWER. So take a ride. We also talk about doing drugs with family members, the Christmas season, our friend's father who passed away around this time of year, how Colton had to witness a cat and a chicken get murdered and other randumb things!
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Ep. 39: Friendsgiving or Nah?
We talk all damn things Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving! Do you prefer turkey or sides? Are dressing and stuffing the same thing? Will Drew and Colton ever find love?
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Ep. 38: Tip Your Waitstaff
What DON'T we talk about in this episode!? We talk about everything from sexual harrassment from men to other men, women to men and of course the gross men to women. MEN, keep your gross hands off of women! We also discuss how much to tip your waitstaff, even if they suck. And how Colton knows a fella who used to star in... movies.
Nov 16, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Ep. 37: Pooping into a Cup
As the title says... someone poops into a cup. We talk about Drew's daddy issues, church/summer camp camaraderie stories as well as hockey fighting. BUCKLE UP!
Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Ep. 36: HALLOWEEN
We talk all things Halloween!! Trick or Treating, favorite candy, slutty costumes, too complex costumes, etc!
Oct 31, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 36
Ep. 35: The South of the North
WE BACK!!!!! We talk about our lil hiatus and all about Colton's solo trip! We're glad to be back entertaining your faces!
Oct 26, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Ep. 34: Urethra, My Rethra
In this week's episode the idiots talk about the time Drew peed on his dog, how Colton farted on a young girl, Colton yelled at young kids even though it wasn't their fault, the James Twins and the newest sport sweeping the globe, Bo Taoshi.
Sep 14, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Ep. 33: I'm in a Rap Video!
Overly specific shirts, someone who was WAY into themselves and Colton has a “I’m in a rap video” experience!
Sep 07, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Ep. 32: BLACK LIVES MATTER
This episode is not like our others. We wanted to take the time to address the awful things that are happening to our black brothers and sisters. THIS NEEDS TO STOP. No lives matter, until black lives matter.
Aug 31, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Ep. 31: Jesus Lawn Care
Submit your questions for our new series called, Really Rambling! Gwenyth Paltrow has an... oddly scented candle. Someone claims to be "long bodied" even though they're just fat. Do you call Gatorade by the flavors or the color? Everybody has a different version of you, and that's okay!
Aug 24, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Ep. 30: Gays Gaze
In this week's episode we talk about male sports bras, how Colton almost gets killed by a 55 year old man who is road raged, how Colton almost ruins his parent's car and Drew makes fun of a not so smart gal while looking at a solar eclipse!
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Ep. 29: Exploding Kittens
We talk about the best game ever EXPLODING KITTENS, Colton's "sober high" thoughts, Colton being a a great leader, and old people Facebook profiles!
Aug 10, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Ep. 28: Colton the Gigolo
Colton likes wearing the outfits Drew buys as a joke, Colton talks about his very first tattoo experience, how he was a hired gigolo, being called "sir" by kids, and how special gummies made Colteezy go crazy!
Aug 03, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Ep. 27: Am I Sexual?
BRAND NEW INTRO/OUTRO SONG! Colton's date tries to show him a sports injury on tv he'd been avoiding, 2 things make Colton mad, hearing a "bad" word while listening to music with our families, and living the dream by acting like we're someone important while performing in front of a crowd.
Jul 27, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Ep. 26: Romp-Him
We discuss the wonderful world of Romp-Hims. It started as a joke but... they're the best things ever invented. If this episode gets shared at least 10 times on FB or IG, Drew will get PIED IN THE FACE! We talk about the TINY photo shoot we did in our outfits, the ReallyRandumb drinking game, the newest edition to our home, the song "See You Again" cringey as hell signs, and girls in beanies!
Jul 20, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Ep. 25: Colton Hates the Elderly
WE BRIGHTA THAN EVA! We talk about Craigslist hookups, Colton's first on air segment with 105.3 The Fan, riding bikes while facing each other and trying dip for the first time! (We both barfed because we're little babies.)
Jul 13, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Ep. 24: The Most Random Episode We've Ever Recorded
Drew finds out that he is much sexier with Colton's voice, so he takes advantage of that. We talk about how our friends say they listen to the show when CLEARLY they don't, we take the time to speak on the seriousness of sexual abuse/harassment. We discuss one of our favorite podcasts, The Rated JG Podcast, Drew has another bowel mishap (you shouldn't be surprised)
Jul 06, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Ep. 23: Testing Positive for the Thing Everyone is Quarantined From. But for Real This Time.
We were both diagnosed with that thing everyone doesn't want. You know the one. We explain our symptoms and how we're preventing the spread. Not sure why but we can't say what it is or it'll get flagged. It's that thing that has the same name as the beer Drew chugs every night.
Jun 30, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 23
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