Ep. 22: Don't Bring a Fruit Tray to a Party
This episode sucks.

This episode sucks.
We talk about calling Jesus "Sir," curtain panels, how to correctly eat Warheads, fan mail, fighting with siblings, talking in your sleep, and accidentally posting a private photo sent to you!
The boys go to Mark Normand's comedy show and geek out, don't have a sticker of a stick figure doing things to the word "IT", don't call us buddy if you don't know us, and don't you LOVE remembering embarrassing things you said as a child that keep you up at night!?
DOES YOUR OWN MOTHER HATE YOU? Colton's Mom does! Have you ever turned an ex to bat for the other team? Keep it in your pants because you don't need 8 damn kids! Hands on knees vs. hands on head debate!
I know we say this a lot but my GOODNESS are we all over the map for this episode!! Some topics include the peeing your pants challenge, drinking wine out of a moving vehicle, other stupid TikTok trends and just a whole mess of other randomness!
As the title says, it's about to get NASTY. Other topics include being honest on dating apps, snapchat filters if you're a guy, Colton's sensitive feelings towards his ex and our local love for this week, our boy Justin Gilley over at Rated JG Podcast! ENJOY!
This episode we talk about how we have these SEXY 'STACHES, getting a couple's massage, fog resistant mirrors, Drew's fattest moment ever, how you shouldn't take advantage of your friend's skills and how Colton went on a cruise with his ex-wife!
Episode 15 is a DOOZY! We talk about people PEELING their chicken nuggets, white guys taking pics with black guys, a homeless fella, if we were quarantined in a single room and the aftermath of doing the "Hot Ones" challenge!
This is another RAILS OFF episode so strap in. We talk a bit more about the quarantine, the YouTube series Hot Ones, telling a girl she looks pregnant and Colton almost burning down a whole city!
We discuss what we've been up to during this quarantine, the AMAZING show Ozark, and what you shouldn't be naming your children.
We discuss TIGER KING MANIA, guilty pleasure songs, businesses shutting down because of COVID-19 and puberty stories! This one is rails off and do we LOVE IT!
Drew's hair is the target for criticism, why Colton is still a hypocrite, shirts with puns on them and another special guest!!
Everyone needs to CHILL about the Corona Virus. You're all over-reacting. We also discuss funny/embarrassing stories from our childhoods.
We talk about how old people always have weird sayings, HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR OWN ASS??, and are straight men allowed to flip flags!?
There are multiple reasons on why you’re single. We discuss going through a plane crash simulator, using WAAAAAAY over used sayings, and forgetting you’ve met someone... even if it’s been multiple times.
We discuss making fun of people at the gym, asking your coworker for her breast milk, being given a time window for multiple hours from a home repairman, playing music during smush timez and straight men buying candles.
Colton finds something odd in a bodily fluid of his, how dumb the "What type of (insert thing here)" Instagram filters are, annoying Snapchat stories, old nostalgic video games and lastly, who do you think you are? I AM.
We make a little bet to see which girl is hotter (based on their "personalities.") We also discuss Colton's brain sometimes no worky, that Fergie should never sing the national anthem AGAIN, being th third wheel while a couple fights in front of you and lastly, odd human behavior at the gym.
How DOPE were Halo LAN parties!? Colton was amazing at Halo... if he wasn't on your team. Drew was amazing at basketball... if he wasn't on your team. We talk about the weird world of sex dolls, cringiest vines of all time, Colton's "accident," and book fairs! ENJOY!
We discuss the 8th wonder of our world, mister Badlands Chugs. Coffee and La Croix DO NOT taste good, you idiots.
The first installment of the ReallyRandumb podcast! Colton apologizes to our families for the things Drew talks about. We introduce Colton's fanny pack, talking about being alcoholics, Christmas Adam, how we're old and hate things young people do, ASMR and why adult men shouldn't wear white undies.
We introduce a new segment called, "This Will Never not be Funny" because we can. We talk a little bit about Colton's divorce (again). We reflect on how annoying we really are. ENJOY!