Midnight Train to Florida
Spray-painting a Box Chevy... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Aug 08, 2024•2 hr
The Read
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)
As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.
The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.
Episodes
Bronze & Beautiful
You b_tches can't even spell bronze... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Aug 01, 2024•2 hr 21 min
A Coconut Tree To Freedom
I got ants in my pants... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jul 25, 2024•2 hr 2 min
Sense of Self
It's just emotions taking us over... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jul 18, 2024•2 hr 9 min
Visual Analysis
Usagi, get off the damn floor... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jul 11, 2024•2 hr 2 min
Poppy Playtime
Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jul 04, 2024•2 hr
My Brother's Keeper
Down at the pawn shop... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jun 27, 2024•2 hr 45 min
Shark Week
Hating everyone at the airport again… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jun 20, 2024•2 hr 42 min
Dark Mode
A shrug with pursed lips... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jun 07, 2024•2 hr 2 min
Ancestry Ruveal Extravaganza
Start back at none, b!tch. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
May 30, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Truth Is I'm Tide
I want everybody to shut up... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
May 23, 2024•2 hr 45 min
Aye, Get Ya Dog!
Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
May 17, 2024•2 hr 1 min
Mr. Morale & The Tea Party
Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
May 09, 2024•2 hr 38 min
It's The Braids
Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
May 02, 2024•2 hr 48 min
Feeling Bluey
Y'all alright? Because... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Apr 25, 2024•2 hr 50 min
Content Creators / Cargo Planes
Driving past influencer mansions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Apr 18, 2024•2 hr 37 min
Diss Unto Others
Wack beef and retweets… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Apr 11, 2024•2 hr 55 min
Gator Boots ★ Denim Suit
Cowboy Carter Commentary! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Apr 04, 2024•2 hr 50 min
Tracks Are Tracks, America!
Bad boys for life in prison... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Mar 28, 2024•2 hr 47 min
Flag On The Play
stompingluhpussyhos.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Mar 21, 2024•2 hr 53 min
Big Bird
I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Mar 14, 2024•2 hr 36 min
Devil in the Details
You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Mar 07, 2024•2 hr 46 min
Divorce Of Course
Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Feb 29, 2024•1 hr 23 min
BEYONCÉ?!
Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Feb 24, 2024•2 hr
Cun-t Trees
…and I, oop! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 13 min
11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
Thank you to all the fans for the love and support Special thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Feb 08, 2024•2 hr 44 min
Burned Plastic
So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and...
Feb 01, 2024•2 hr 43 min
Hi, Hillary!
My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Jan 25, 2024•2 hr 50 min
Laughing Anyway
I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread...
Jan 20, 2024•2 hr 39 min
Last First Sunday After Next
Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread
Jan 12, 2024•2 hr 48 min