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The Ratchet Chronicles

Come and hang out and maybe have a few laughs at my expense. This podcast doesn't have a focus other than to speak on things that I see or hear about on a daily basis. I think that a lot of these topics are relatable and I hope that my audience will appreciate the subtle comedy. I also hope that I can make someone's day brighter just by listening. I appreciate feedback as well as any topics you the listener would like discussed.

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Episodes

Dirty Ball Feet

Here's to another week my cocomunity!!! This week let's talk about some real crazies, like guys with too many car decals who like to spit on cars and those out there stocking up on tampons. I also discuss "American Murder: The Family Next Door," and "The Wilderness of Error," and discuss some other crazies other than myself. The finishing touches are why I question shopping at Macy's and why underwear should be worn under clothes. Also shouting happy birthday to Rocco or DrJocco as he is known i...

Oct 08, 20201 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 44

Two Hours of Suck

Welcome welcome all members of my cocomunity old and new! This week I go cuckoo over people asking for freebies and tell you where I stand on those types of friendships. Also I react to critics of Ryan Murphy's Nurse Ratched and how their comments must be spellchecked to even warrant a thought. I finally answer why females like true crime shit (or at least address why I do), give an update on the new furbaby in my mother's life and round the episode out with some more Bonnie stories. Grab your s...

Oct 01, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 43

Cocaine Lined Pie

Hey hey there cocomunity!!! This week our girl Kanye Pepper is here to discuss who would you do, and all things Disney. We discover how easy it is to get her to join a cult (well what it would take to get her to join) and how she would kick, punch and scream her way through a haunted house. We discuss the same antics where you really can't teach an old horse new tricks and when nightmares come true. Grab your snacks and get ready for some cuckoo with a sprinkle of Kanye!!! Music: https://www.ben...

Sep 24, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 42

A Soft "G"

Hey there cocomunity!!! Back with another fun-lovin' episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! This week I have some work stories along with some sad news. A reminder to not poke around in other people's closets and that sometimes a packet of oatmeal has a tear in it from who knows how long ago. I discuss the overly famous divorce of Offset and Cardi B and remind people not to confuse them with Barack and Michele Obama. Gather your blankeys and snacks and Let's Get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com ...

Sep 17, 202053 minSeason 2Ep. 41

Not a Soft Ass Bitch

Hey Cocomunity it's a same day release day!!!!! This week I get cuckoo over Chinese food from the city and hugging toilets after eating any city food. I am also in second day of no work due to Maryland being put back on the restricted travel list (stay tuned for results because I receive them live via text from my boss). I discuss more of "I'll Be Gone in the Dark," and "#alive" (both on Netflix and my recommendations for the week). Subscribe, rate and review to grow this cocomunity together!!! ...

Sep 10, 202055 minSeason 2Ep. 40

Bonnie & The Electric Machine

Hey there cocomunity and welcome back to some new content this week!!! This is a very Bonnie intense episode, but I'm sure you all know how cuckoo I'm about to get with it. I discuss the first episode of Trial by Media (available on Netflix) which covers the murder of Scott Amedure and the Jenny Jones show. I discuss very briefly "I'll Be Gone in the Dark," the HBO documentary of the book of the same name by Michelle McNamara and her obsession in discovering the Golden State Killer. Social Media...

Sep 03, 20201 hrSeason 2Ep. 39

Rerun #1 The BeanHater Strikes Back Again

Hey there cocomunity!!!! This week I'm replaying one of my favorite episodes with the one and only beanhater. I am working on some new material and time slipped away from me. I will be back with new content next week, so grab your snacks and gather round the campfire for some Cuckoo with the BeanHater. Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 27, 202057 min

The Michael Clayton of the Office

Welcome back my cocomunity and 38 episodes later here we are! This week I discuss the taking back of myself and my biggest pet peeves of my job (and theres multiple examples to follow). Our favorite office villain is back after weeks of good behavior and I contemplate the hipocrasy of her thought process. Let's get into the walking autocorrects of the world and why I just say things to say things. Also make sure to ask DrJocco about farts. Gather round the fire with your snacks and Let's Get Cuc...

Aug 20, 202057 minSeason 2Ep. 38

Everyone's Now a Gemini

Welcome back my cocomunity!!! We're talking about Jodi Arias, the crazy prosecutor Martinez and how he got disbarred in 2019. Also stick around to find out wtf an equesapian is. Also we get into some tougher ideas, but end with something special. Grab your snacks, a comfy blanket, gather round and LET'S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 13, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 37

Omelet vs. Omelette

What's up cocomunity and welcome back for another week of cuckoo! This episode discusses my theory of zombie employees and why people should call out sick if they're not feeling well. The power is out at my job and I've been working on crossword puzzles and cleaning up my Podcast library. I also go cuckoo over Siri disrespecting my friend's names when announcing that I have a new text message. Grab some snacks, gather round and Let's Get Cuckoo! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show ...

Aug 06, 20201 hrSeason 2Ep. 36

The Anniversary Episode!

Guys listen up! We actually did it! We made it to a year!!!!! Congrats to you and congrats to me! This episode we got some more cancel culture nonsense including Trader Joe's and Tropic Thunder. I tell you about a story I heard in the nail salon, and why nobody at my job went to elementary school. I also walk you through my Netflix binge on one of the laziest Sundays I've had in awhile. Grab your snacks and beverages and "Let's Get Cuckoo!!!" And once again, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY CUCKOONUTS! Musi...

Jul 30, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 2Ep. 35

The "Sunken Place" Hiccups

Whats up cocomunity! We're back for another fun week of Cuckoo-ness. This episode has spoilers galore from "Doctor Sleep" and "Get Out." If you haven't seen these movies this episode will ruin some parts for you, but watch the movies anyways. I discuss why flashbacks shouldn't be in HD and how the "Sunken place," phrase makes me see Kanye in a new light. Wait til the end of the episode to really laugh at me and FYI, my mom does text me back! Gather round with your snacks and drink of choice and ...

Jul 23, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 34

The "Nobody Cares" Society

Well cocomunity here is episode 33 for your listening pleasure! This episode is jam packed with more nonsense and hysterical antics stemming from cancel culture and the free Britney Spears movement. I also discuss how 2020 maybe needs to take a break and seeing a body part of a celebrity from an 80s movie that made me blush. Stay tuned and let's take this crazy ride together and get Cuckoo! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Host...

Jul 16, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 2Ep. 33

F*** It Time of Day

Hey there cocomunity we are here with another episode of chaos and laughter with episode 32! This week we're examining the elusive "good side" of one's face and the science behind it. I delve into the longest work story ever, but the details are worth it and why I refuse to have a female gynocologist. Stick around until the end for another story that will make you want to buy a box of dildos (ya know....for fun). Get your snacks together and let's get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com Su...

Jul 09, 20201 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 32

Twerking Crabs

Well cocomunity here we are back with another week of shenanigans! This week on the topic docket are reasons why I won't go back in the ocean, reasons whys instigators are an issue and why I'll be creating a new department at my current job. I also read an anonymous advice post at the end of the episode and make a decision as to what I'd rather do in that situation. Come get cuckoo with me for an hour (yes again) as we examine the different creatures of the unknown. Music: https://www.bensound.c...

Jul 02, 202059 minSeason 2Ep. 31

One Nut, Two Leg Energy

Well well my cocomunity we have made it to episode 30!!!!! Super excited to share this episode with you and guess what? IT'S AN HOUR LONG!! An hour long of me discussing the recent Chris D'elia incident, Oscar Pistorius and Lance Armstrong. You also get some lovely commentary from me on this TLC show Extreme Cheapskates and all the other things in between. Let's have a Cuckoo time everyone! Music: https://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Host...

Jun 25, 20201 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 30

The Cuckoo Birthday Episode

Hey cocomunity! In this episode your favorite host turns 31! I discuss the Chronicles of Bonnie and my connection to True Crime Podcasts. We take another dive into wearing masks and why saying "hi," when passing in the hallway makes no sense. You also learn what a double fall is and why I really need people to know themselves. Also the Newburgh waterfront needs to fix their sidewalks/parking lots, stay tuned to learn why! LET'S GET CUCKOO and come celebrate my birthday with me!!! Music: https://...

Jun 18, 202040 minSeason 2Ep. 29

Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors

Hold on tight you guys for this extended episode with the one and only Bean Hater Dan. This is the silliest we've gotten on this show so far and hope you guys laugh with us too during these trying times. This episode is an emotional rollercoaster (BH said that not me) and I don't want to give away any secrets, so get ready my cocomunity to have some fun and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See ...

Jun 11, 202056 minSeason 2Ep. 28

Adobe Vs. MS Word

Oh man you guys episode 27 gets me going! I discuss people clearly losing their minds at work and how it seems nobody can read an email correctly. What's the deal with series finales and how Naked and Afraid makes absolutely no sense. And last but not leaset, I tell the story of how one man cannot find a smoke detector box in our facility on this episode of the Twilight Zone....I mean Cuckoo with Coco. Come join in on the fun in the cocomunity and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com...

Jun 04, 202034 minSeason 2Ep. 27

Memorial Day Madness

Happy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk's baby's name and what President Hennessy Daniels can do for you! Let's get Cuckoo with Coco for Memorial Day my cocomunity! Music: http://www.bensound.com (PS. apologies for the sound quality, I was mobile walking around for most of it). Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acas...

May 28, 202036 minSeason 2Ep. 26

Murder Lillies

This episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don't care for Johnny Come Lately's. Murder hornets are a real thing and why pain comparisons never work is something else I go Cuckoo for! Come join me and let's have some fun! Music: https://www.bensound.com. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

May 21, 202031 minSeason 2Ep. 25

Delayed Mother's Day

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS! This episode I discuss the nose vs. penis as it pertains to the coronavirus and Laura's new nickname in my phone. I pay tribute to the woman who created me, because of Mother's Day. I also wonder who invented the chicken nugget, let you guys decide if I've been brainwashed by Waco and come to the realization that Hollywood makes psychos hot as hell. Let's get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-c...

May 14, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 24

He Did it for the Turnips

This week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Come sit down and enjoy our crazy banter and get through the quarantine together. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 29, 202049 minSeason 2Ep. 23

Not Ya Mama's Pandemic Episode

Hey my cuckoo-nuts we're back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up with my observances during this COVID pandemic. Come laugh with me or at me whateveryou prefer and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 22, 202030 minSeason 2Ep. 22

The Curse of Greta

In this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized to my mother these past few weeks. I also give you guys my twitch handle so that you can put a face to the voice, or come squad up. Come have some laughs and let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 26, 202029 minSeason 2Ep. 21

Mini Cuckoo #1: Hot Dog Water Macaroni Man

Introducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I'm bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of exotic animals and why I am going to play "skunk" instead of possum around random men going forward. Also new music for 2020! Thanks everyone for joining me again and let me help you through your day with some laughs! Let's get Cuckoo!!!!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hos...

Feb 09, 202014 min

The 2019 Wrap Up & Intro to 2020

In this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what's not going down in 2020 as well as attempt to navigate this podcast thing again. I also give you the definition of "paranormal activity colds." Let's bring it on 2020 and relearn the English language as well as driving etiquette. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Feb 06, 202033 minSeason 2Ep. 20

Happy Weight, Human Plants & Death by Basketball

In this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, "The Hole in the Ground," a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother's permission. I discuss the positive side of forgetting the proper headphones while exercising and delve into the idea of having the procreate to save mankind. Let's get Cuckoo!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 12, 201927 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Snow Day Flake, Anxious 2020 & Airport Sprints

We are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I recorded on a Saturday (which is weird for me). Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 08, 201928 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Surprise Visitor

Hey guys!!!! We are back again this week with a surprise guest! Not saying who it is, you're just going to have to listen in. We discuss city living, changing neighborhoods and a flight story. I also break down our day together as well as people who avoid minor bumps in the road like their cars are made of glass. Let's get cuckoo together!!!!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 27, 201931 minSeason 1Ep. 17
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