Annnnnnnd we're back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we're strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in the park over paying for tickets to see a bad movie. You also learn what my mom did prior to DVR and about the "Say Anything" size camcorder she brought to every family event. Also everyone needs to watch "Inside Out." Let's get Cuckoo again guys! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . ...
Nov 20, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 16
This episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean by Mortal Kombat duos. Also the Bean Hater strikes again with his mischief concerning apple podcasts (if he ate beans it would probably help his brain think clearly). Stay tuned for more Cuckoo fun with me! Your new bestie Coco! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted ...
Nov 06, 2019•30 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Hey my little cuckoo nuts! We're back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker movie and why I don't associate with serial murderers. I share with you my morning commute and an incident at the gym that occurred with Laura, a strange man and I. Prior to editing this episode I had made it to 30 minutes (so technically it was lol). Let's get over the hump and get cuckoo together!!!!! Support ...
Oct 30, 2019•29 min•Season 1Ep. 14
This episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you're family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon the coming of family clapback season, which often occurs during these holidays, and the overindulgence of food and coquito that is sure to leave you in a food coma. I discuss why men should just trust women with driving directions on road trips and why "Trilogy of Terror" is a ridiculous yet anxiety inducing m...
Oct 23, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 13
This episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the city versus the suburbs, participation trophies and Disney princesses/villains. We also discuss the importance of dodgeball in building character and the only trophy Laura’s ever gotten. Come hang out with us and get over the hump! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted ...
Oct 21, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 12
In this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese & Hibachi food spots, what we like most in a significant other and why sometimes arguing/debating works best in friendships. We also read some comments from the question of the week and discuss why DoorDash should just start cooking when they show up with your food. Come hang out with us while we get Cuckoo! Support this show http://s...
Oct 09, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Yay we've reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a household item and why Robots vs. Zombies should be a show. We also examine how the CDC might kill us with biochemistry and how movies and video games are training manuals. I also explain to Dustin what the purpose of bath salts are. Come get cuckoo with us! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chr...
Oct 02, 2019•32 min•Season 1Ep. 10
This episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let's get over the hump together! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 25, 2019•29 min•Season 1Ep. 9
In this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own hair is a disaster and why I believe that clients should be treated like human beings and not children. Let's have some fun everybody! It's Cuckoo time! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 18, 2019•33 min•Season 1Ep. 8
This episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with upper management and how one false move could end up with me on a milk carton. Stay tuned and let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 11, 2019•36 min•Season 1Ep. 7
In this episode I shout out Laura, Allycia and a new friend (tune in to find out who). I discuss the errors of movie going, including snack choices and what not to do (i.e. get up and use the restroom. I also discuss the deficiency of manners in humanity (what I have experienced) and ponder why mosquitos were put on this earth. Let's get Cuckoo together !!! Also check out my new music! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Sep 04, 2019•27 min•Season 1Ep. 6
This episode shouts out you my listeners! We made it to over 100 listeners! Also shout outs to Rocco, Miss Mindy, Sheila & Pinkisthedevil, my gaming peeps for spreading the word! I detail the hazards of flying, TSA and play a game of "Who's Armrest is it Anyways?" I also discuss what a Pow-Pow can do for you and why making friends at the gym may not be a good idea. Let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Aug 28, 2019•28 min•Season 1Ep. 5
I have my first guest with me this episode, one of my best friends Laura! In this episode we discuss outings in our 20s as opposed to our 30s, things that DJs do that make us cringe and why I have never experienced a hangover. Come get cuckoo with us! Shout out to Allycia for always experiencing a wild Laura! Come hang out with us and let's get cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 21, 2019•35 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This episode I give a shout out to Rocco for celebrating his 500th viewer! I talk about the importance of friendships, some of my friendship origins. I also share some Facebook feedback from this week's question: How do adults make friends? Makeup and their tutorials and why they have impossible expectations. Tune in to find out how The Winter Soldier ties into this whole thing. Let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
Aug 15, 2019•34 min•Season 1Ep. 3
This episode combines three things, road rage, rocket league and "can I speak to your manager" haircuts. If you care to venture as to how I link these three things together come have a laugh with me. Also birthday shout out to my BFF Laura! Shout out to Riki for the logo (it's awesome!). This episode contains spoilers on Fear The Walking Dead and The Last of Us. Intro and Outro music by Epidemic Sound. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Aug 08, 2019•26 min•Season 1Ep. 2
From relationships to social media...let's have a silly time together. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 01, 2019•31 min•Season 1Ep. 1
