The Ratchet Aunties

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We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and above all…we gon keep it real.

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Episodes

DANILEIGH VS DA BABY DADDY DRAMA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE TF KFC HID ALL THE POTATO WEDGES!! THEY ALSO DISCUSS WHERE THEY STAND ON WEDDINGS AND HAVING BABIES AND BREAK DOWN THE DRAMA WITH DA BABY DADDY AND DA BABY MOMMA DANILEIGH. THEY ALSO TACKLE THE 90S TELEVISION SHOWS AND MOVIES THAT SHAPED US. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS!! PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY WANNA BE KING…DON’T BE A TYRANT. PARABLE #2: DON'T GET A BBL UNLESS YOU WANNA BE FOLLOWED. PARABLE#3: DON'T HAVE KIDS UNLESS YOU WANT THEM MFRS FOR REAL...

Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 10

RELATIONSHIP PRIVACY VS. MONO-POLY-LISCIOUS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MONOGAMY RELATIONSHIP STYLE AND BEING HONEST AND TRANSPARENT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. WE ALSO DISCUSS GOING TO TRYOUT AT THE STRIPCLUB, GETTING FIRED FROM JOBS WE LOVED, AND WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO WANT AND GET "ALLUVIT". PARABLE #1: IF SHE A HO....YOUR MAMMY PROBABLY A HO PARABLE #2: IF YOU'RE TRUE TO IT...GON HEAD AND STAY TRUE TO IT PARABLE #3: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM PARABLE #4: IF YOU MAKE ME OVER $500...I'M GON...

Dec 09, 2021•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 8

TENSION RODS VS SCAMMER CITY

IN THIS EPISODE....THE RA's ARE BACK WITH THE LAUGHS STARTING WITH CAMILLE'S SEX LIFE. THEN WE DIVE INTO WHY MEN DON'T LIKE BATHS, INTERESTING FIRST DATE CHOICES, AND WHY WHOLE FOODS IN CERTAIN NEIGHBORHOODS CAN'T BE TRUSTED. WE EVEN GIVE A MINI CRASH COURSE IN SOME CHICAGO SLANGUAGE AND WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE CALLED FAM. PARABLE #1: IF YOU WANT MEGAN'S KNEES...YOU GOTTA STRETCH PARABLE #2: STOP GIVING GIFTS TO PEOPLE THAT ONLY YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE PARABLE #3: THE "L" IN SALMON IS SILENT AN...

Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 7

PASTRAMI ON THE PULLUP VS CHEATING SOLUTIONS

IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA'S ARE AT IT AGAIN...THIS TIME, WE START WITH A LIL BIT OF SASS ABOUT SURGERIES AND STRIP CLUB STORIES. WE ALSO LEARN ABOUT TT ERIN'S RETIREMENT HOME IN VEGAS AND CAMILLE'S RECENT FIELD TRIP TO A GIANT SEX STORE. THEN WE SETTLE THE ARGUMENTS OF WHO HAS BIG D*CK DADDY ENERGIES AND WHY PREGNANT MOTHERS SHOULD CHEAT ON THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS. PARABLE #1: EVERYONE DESERVES TO COME TO THE STRIP CLUB PARABLE #2: IF YOU WANNA COOK NAKED...INVEST IN AN AIR FRYER PARABLE #3: STOP ...

Nov 25, 2021•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 6

BEING A SAWEETIE VS BEING A SURVIVOR

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE LAUGHING AT THEIR PAIN BY SHARING WHAT ALL HAS THEM FUCKED UP. THE LIST IS HILARIOUSLY LONG, SO YOU WON'T WANNA MISS ANY PARTS! THIS ISSUE STARTS WITH ADMIRING HOW SWEET SAWEETIE MUST BE TO GET ALL THE LOVE FROM DIFFERENT BRANDS TO DEALING WITH OUR ORIGINS OF CRAZY! PARABLE #1: DO BETTER (46:26) SONG FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: BIG PERSONA x MAXO CREAM FEAT. TYLER THE CREATOR

Nov 18, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 5

BUCKET LIST VS F*CKIT LIST

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE DIFFERENCES OF THE BUCKET LIST AND THE FUCK IT LIST WITH ALL AROUND HUMOR AND NASTINESS THAT ONLY 2 AUNTIES COULD BE!! JOIN US THIS ISSUE AS WE TACKLE BEING ADVENTUROUS IN AMERICA, THE ISSUES WITH MOVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY, THE INS AND OUTS OF ORGY PLANNING, AND WHY GIRLS TRIPS ARE A SET UP WITHOUT EXCURSIONS. PARABLE #1: HAVE A BUCKET LIST AND A F*CKIT LIST (00:3:50) PARABLE #2: DON'T HAVE SEX ON A BEACH-WITHOUT A JEAN JACKET (1:15:00) PARA...

Nov 11, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 4

KARDASHIAN WORK ETHIC VS ACTOR N*GGAS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BRINGING THE FUNNY AS WE TALK ABOUT WHAT IT REALLY TAKES BEHIND THE SCENES TO GET PAID FOR "JUST BEING WHO YOU ARE VERSUS THEIR FAST FOOD SERVICE HORROR STORIES. THIS ISSUE TRULY SPARKS WHAT'S TO COME FROM THE FUTURE EPISODES, BC WE ONLY HAVE YOU FOR A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR AT A TIME, SO GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT AND DRINK AND KICK BACK AND RELAX TO THE SILLY LAUGHS OF THE RATCHET AUNTIES. PARABLES #1, #2, AND #3 ARE RESPECT, ACCOUNTABILITY AND AUTHENTICITY. SONGS FROM T...

Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 3

POCKET PUS VS CORN AND DCK IN INDIANA RATCHET

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BREAKING DOWN WOMEN'S PRIVILEGES, UNIQUE GIFTS FOR FIRST TIME FREAKS AND A FEW PARABLES TO MAKE YOUR WEEKEND BRIGHTER! WE'VE ONLY GOT YOU FOR A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR, AND YOU DONT WANNA MISS WHAT WE SAID THIS TIME, BC WE'VE DEFINITELY GOTTEN MORE OUT OF HAND! PARABLE #1: WORK SMART, NOT HARD (09:01) PARABLE #2: PREPARATIONS BEFORE THE PLUNGING (11:27) PARABLE #3: EAT IT...MEANING ASS...YEAH YOU, TOO. (1:10:03) SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: POKE IT OUT x WALE FEAT. J.CO...

Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 2

The Official RA Trailer

We, the Ratchet Aunties are here to drop a wealth of game on our beautiful fam. From surviving Chicago’s Suburbian trauma to Relationships and Kinks, we’re here with a few parables to help you navigate all the stuff yo momma and nem left out of the growing up handbook. We may get a little ratchet sometimes, but we always gon keep it classy, cute and most of all…we keep it REAL! Join us for all our crazy, sexy, cool content as we laugh til we cry…and we’re making it all for your viewing pleasure!...

Oct 27, 2021•37 sec

WESTSIDE VS SOUTHSIDE (SUBURB) RATCHET

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE BREAKING DOWN WHAT MADE US WHO WE ARE TODAY BY LOOKING BACK AT OUR RATCHET AND NOT-SO-CONVENTIONAL UPBRINGINGS...WE'RE GETTING REALLY PERSONAL THIS FIRST TIME AROUND, SO TAKE NOTES, BC YOU MAY NEVER HEAR THESE CANDID STORIES AGAIN!! SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: FOREST LAWN x WESTSIDE GUNN (feat. 2 Chainz & Armani Caesar) SLOW MOTION x JUVENILLE

Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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