IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING REDDIT’S NOT-SO-RATCHET ADVICE, TALKING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF TRUE FRIENDSHIPS, KNOWING WHO TO BRING ON GROUP/COUPLES TRIPS AND WHAT REALITY TV HAS GOING ON LATELY…YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE JOKES, RANDOM OUTBURSTS AND LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: STOP SAYING SH!T YOU DON’T MEAN PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME ADVICE SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: ENERGY x BEYONCÉ FEAT. BEAM C.A.B. (CATCH A BODY) x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN
Sep 15, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 46
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE COUNTING DOWN TO THEIR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE AND APOLOGIZING TO THE MANDEM COMMUNITY FOR ALL THE RIDICULOUS ACTIVITIES FROM THE WOMEN COMMUNITY. LISTEN IN AS WE BREAK DOWN THE DEFINITION OF BEING "SLUTTED OUT" AND WHAT PROBLEMS CAN OCCUR WITH AN ORGY BEING AT THE CRIB. PARABLE #1: IF YOU CAN’T DRIVE…STAY OFFA LOWER WACKER, PLEASE! PARABLE #2: IT’S POSSIBLE TO GET IN SOMEONE ELSE’S CAR ON ACCIDENT. HAVE GRACE AND BE CAREFUL! PARABLE #3: IF YOU WANT A BABY…HAVE ...
Sep 08, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 45
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's HAVE BEEN WATCHING SOME OF THE WILDEST THINGS ON RIHANNA’s INTERNET AND WE’VE GOT SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT!! IN BETWEEN CARESHA PLEASE, BOBBY LYTES, AND THE SPEAR MOVES FROM AIRLINE EMPLOYEES…WE HAVE THE LAUGHING DOWN-PACT! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS! PARABLE #1: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO…YOU’RE STILL GONNA HAVE TO PUT THE WORK IN! PARABLE #2: BE CAREFUL WHEN PURCHASING THINGS ONLINE FROM PEOPLE…CAUSE THE K*LLER IS STILL ON THE LOOSE! SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE: I’M THAT GIRL...
Sep 01, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 44
IN THIS EPISDOE...THE RA'S ARE ARE DRINKING SAKE AND DISSECTING THE NEW SUBWAY RE-BRAND!! JOIN US AS WE GO OVER DATING SCENARIOS, POLY LOVE AND WHO THE REAL VILLAN WAS IN THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST STORYLINE. PARABLE #1: USE DISCERNMENT…BUT DEFINITELY GO OUT THERE AND TRY! PARABLE #2: STOP PLAYING WITH THESE PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS… SONGS FROM TODAYS EPISODE: TTG x SEAN LEON WHAT'CHU LIKE x DA BRAT FEAT. TYRESE
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 43
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL TALKING TO THE HOMIES!! THIS TIME, WE GET INTO PUSSY POLI-TICK-ING WITH THE ONE AND ONLY RATCHET UNCLE: BOB CHIN!! WE GET TO FIND OUT WHY JOE BUDDEN BLOCKED HIM AND WHO'S ON HIS SPIN-THE-BLOCK LIST! PLUS, THE RATCHET UNCLE CREW COMES BACK TO OFFER THEIR IDEAS ON WHAT MAKES THEM GOOD IN BED! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS WILD 2 1/2 HR EPISODE!! PARABLE #1: YOU CAN'T UN-FUCK SOMEONE. THAT'S LAW. SONG'S FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: PHASES x SEAN LEON MMM METH x THE WHITE L...
Aug 18, 2022•2 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 42
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOIUT PEACOCK-ING IN IT'S TRUEST FORM! DO YOU BELIEVE IN COURTSHIP? WELL, THIS ISSUE IS FILLED WITH THE TT'S BATTLING THE RATCHET UNCLES FOR THE NEICES AND THE NEPHEW's MATING RITUALS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS OUR MELTDOWNS, MUSIC BREAKDOWNS, AND ALL THE LAUGHS IN BETWEEN! PARABLE #1: WE CAN ALL BE DIFFERENT...AND STILL SUPPORT EACH OTHER's SHINE. PARABLE #2: NO MORE SHORT CUTS...DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: WILD THINGS x FRANKIE FRE...
Aug 11, 2022•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 41
ON THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!! WE GET TO TALK TO A FORMER 2X MALE BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR. MUSIC ARTIST AND PHILANTHROPIST--AM.(ANTWON MUHAMMAD) AND WE DISCUSS THE IDEA OF MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR DELIVERY DRIVER WANTS TO DROP OFF MORE THAN WHAT YOU PAID FOR! PARABLE #1: BE LIKE WATER... SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: GOD IN THE FLESH x A.M. LETTER TO MY DAUGHTER x A.M.
Aug 04, 2022•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 40
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE SMOKING THAT ANGEL PACK!! WE'RE BREAKING DOWN WHAT IT TAKES FOR GROWN-UPS TO FIGHT AT A WATERPARK! LISTEN AS TT CAMILLE CONFESS ABOUT WHY SHE WAS DENIED CERTAIN JOBS AND THE ACTUAL FACTUAL RULES OF THE ROAD WITH TT ERIN'S DRIVER'S SCHOOL ETIQUETTE CLASS. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS! PARABLE #1: LEARN TO DRIVE...TF?! SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: ATHENA x ERIN SEDALIA
Jul 28, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 39
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAVE AN AFTER WORK SMOKE SESH…AND OUR PRODUCER LET’S LOOSE ON OUR BAD HABITS!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS BONUS EPISODE OF ALL OF OUR ANTICS WHEN CONFRONTED BY “THE PATRIARCHY”…LOL…JUST KIDDING. WE’RE DIVING DEEPER INTO OUR PERSONAL STORIES AND LEAVING IT ALL ON THE TABLE FOR OUR RATCHET FAM! PARABLE #1: ADVICE FROM MEN ABOUT MEN IS NECESSARY. SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: AIGHT x WESTSIDE BOOGIE FEAT. SHELLEY
Jul 22, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 38
IN TODAY’S EPISODE…THE RA’S ARE TALKING ABOUT SIMPLY DOING BETTER IN LIFE. LISTEN AS TT ERIN HILARIOUSLY RECAPS HER “HELL WEEK” AND TT CAMILLE GIVES HER STRESS TEST LESSON! PARABLE #1: DO BETTER…DASSIT SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: LOTUS FLOWER BOMB x WALE FT. MIGUEL AMBEYONCÉ x EARTHGANG FT. SMINO
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 37
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE WATCHING THE 2022 BET AWARDS!! LISTEN TO OUR OUR HILARIOUS RECAPS OF OUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCES OF THE NIGHT, OUR LEAST FAVORITE OUTFITS, AND SOME RELIVING OF OUR SUMMERTIME MEMORIES. YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUR STORYTIMES!! PARABLE #1: IF YOU’RE GONNA POP ILLEGAL FIREWORKS IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO…WATCH OUT FOR THE ELECTRIC LINES IN THE ALLEYS SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: CRAZY x DOECHII SURPRISE x CHLÖE...
Jul 01, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 36
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s HAD A LIST OF TOPICS TO DICUSS, BUT THEIR PRE-GAMING ANTICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THEIR RECORDING SUITE!! COME ALONG AS THEY DISCUSS THE REAL DEAL NEWS: THE MALE HEAUX BAG THEORY, THE C*CKNESS MONSTER…AND HENNESSY BEING THE HARD R. PARABLE #1: DON’T BE HANDSY!! SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: ALIEN GIRL (TODAY W/HER) x KENDRICK LAMAR MAJA (FT JACOB DENZEL) x CHARITY CROFF
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 35
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE TALKING ABOUT THE OPPORTUNITIES TO LOVINGLY HATE ON AMAZING PEOPLE. WE ALSO GET INTO OUR D.A.R.E. BAG AND TRY TO HELP PEOPLE STAY HYDRATED WHILE PARTAKING AND WE DEEP DIVE INTO ACTUAL POTHOLE FILLERS AND WHAT FEMININITY LOOKS LIKE TO US...AND IT AIN'T GLITTERY! PARABLE #1: IF YOU GON DO DRUGS...STAY WATER HYDRATED. PARABLE #2: SEXUALIZING LIL BOYS IS THE SAME AS SEXUALIZING LIL GIRLS...SO STOP IT. PARABLE #3: REAL MEN COOK...REAL WOMEN CHILL. SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISO...
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 34
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE BACK AT IT WITH SOME CRAZY GIRL TALK ABOUT THE JOHNNY DEPP/AMBER HEARD DEFAMATION TRIAL VERDICT + WE DEEP DOVE INTO UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP HABITS, HOOCHIE DADDIES AND MORE!! SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: MEETING IN MY BEDROOM x SILK VOODOO MONEY x SERIOUS KLEIN
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 33
IN THIS EPISODE....THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO SOME GOOD OLE GIRL TALK! SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: FNF (LET’S GO!) x HITKIDD & GLORILLA CUT EM OFF x FEMME IT FORWARD & KIANA LEDÉ
May 27, 2022•58 min•Season 1Ep. 32
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL OUTSIDE THE STUDIO!! WITNESS THEIR HILARIOUS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AS THEY JOKE ABOUT LIFE, DEATH, AND THE MILLIONS OF REASONS WHY EVERYBODY AIN'T A GURU OR A GOOD DRIVER! PARABLE #1: HATING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR IS GOOFY. HATE THEM FOR THEIR CAR CHOICE OR HOW THEY TAKE SELFIES INSTEAD PARABLE #2: DIE BETTER...OR LIVE BETTER. YOUR CHOICE. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: N95 x KENDRICK LAMAR HEADSHOTS (4R DA LOCALS) x ISAIAH RASHAD
May 19, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 31
IN THIS EPISODE…THE R.A.’s ARE CATCHING UP WITH EACH OTHER AND TALKING ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE CAN AND CANNOT STAND LIKE KEVIN SAMUEL’S PASSING AND THE INTERNET’S REACTION PLUS WE’RE STAYING OUT THE HEAT BC IT’S SCORCHING HOT IN THE CHI. PARABLE #1: YOU CAN’T DATE SOMEONE NEW IF YOU’RE TOO BUSY DATING YOUR FRIENDS. PARABLE #2: MIND YOUR BUSINESS. PARABLE #3: IF YOUR BODY SAYS YOU’RE DOING TOO MUCH, SITCHO ASS TF DOWN. SONG’S IN TODAY’S EPISODE: BACKSEAT x ARI LENNOX FEAT. COZZ...
May 13, 2022•42 min•Season 1Ep. 30
IN THIS EPISODE…THE RA’s ARE DEEP DIVING INTO “THE MET GALA OF THE MISSISSIPPI” (BETTER KNOWN AS PROM SEASON)! AND YOU KNOW WE’VE BROUGHT SOME TIPS FROM “BACK IN THE DAY”, SO LISTEN UP!! PLUS WE’RE GETTING INTO THE X-RATED CASHIERS AT CRAFT STORES AND CAMILLE’S EXPERIENCE AT THE 2022 EXXXOTICA EXPO! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS! PARABLE #1: STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE! PARABLE #2: STOP BEING CHEAP. SONGS FROM TODAY’S EPISODE: GOOD LOVE x TAMERA FEAT. TAY IWAR HUDDY x COI LERAY...
May 05, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 29
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TAKING THEIR RATCHET BEHAVIOR BEHIND THE WHEEL!! GET A CHANCE TO CATCH UP THE LADIES AS THEY DISCUSS WHAT HAPPENED ON 4/20, THEIR SEX LIVES AND HOW THEY WOULD HANDLE SOMEONE SECRETLY FEEDING THEM THE ABORTION PILL. PARABLE #1: DURING SEX, TUNE OUT THE WORLD...AND TUNE INTO YOUR PARTNER. SONGS IN TODAY’S EP: WASTING TIME x BRENT FAIYAZ AND DRAKE LATE NIGHTS x JEREMIH
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 28
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE BRINGING YOU MORE INTO THEIR NOT-SO-REGULAR LIFE ADVENTURES AS THEY'RE DISCUSSING THE REASON WAL-MARTS ARE NO LONGER 24HRS, THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF WOMEN THAT HIT ON THEM AND THE LIBERATION FROM NIPPLE LIGHTS AND BROKE-DOM! TUNE IN FOR A RECAP OF THE BEL-AIR SEASON FINALE AND THEIR PLANS FOR ATTENDING THE 2022 EXXOTICA ADULT CONVENTION AND MORE! PARABLE #1: BE PREPARED...AN ASS FACT. PARABLE #2: SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: LAW x YO GOTTI FEAT. E-40 WILD THINGS x FRA...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 27
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE COMPLETELY UNHINGED! WE’RE DOING A DEEP DIVE INTO THE DOUBLE DATES OF CHLOE & HALLE AND HOW FEMININELY AGGRESSIVE SOME LESBIANS ARE TOWARDS US! THERE ARE NO KNOWN PARABLES TODAY, BUT THERE ARE A HELLUVA LOT OF MUSIC SLAPS TO LISTEN TO, SO…ENJOY!!
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 25
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE BREAKING DOWN THE NEW SERIES “BEL-AIR” AND HOW MUCH WE’RE INTO IT! WE’RE ALSO BREAKING DOWN OUR CHILDHOOD DANCING MEMORIES AND ALL THE RIDICULOUSNESS THAT COMES WITH HOW WE VIEW “WOMEN” IN SPORTS! PARABLE #1: MAKE MARY J. BLIGE PROUD WITH YOUR MORNING STRETCHES. PARABLE #2: EVERYBODY AIN'T GOOD AT EVERYTHING...SOMEBODY GOTTA BE MEDIOCRE. PARABLE #3: WALK IN YOUR GREATNESS. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE: BARTIER CARDI x CARDI B AND 21 SAVAGE WHOA x SNOH AALEGRA...
Mar 31, 2022•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 24
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE TALKING GROWTH AND MENTAL STABILITY....WE KNOW, GROSS RIGHT?! ANYWHO, WE'RE BREAKING DOWN WHAT ERYKAH BADU MEANT WHEN SHE SUNG ABOUT BAGGAGE, TO THE DOUBLE STANDARDS OF HIGH VALUE MEN, AND WE'RE INTRODUCING A NEW "RATCHET READINGS" SEGMENT! EVEN THOUGH WE'RE FOR REAL, WE AREN'T MISSING A BEAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE LAUGHS! YOU WON'T WANNA MISS A THING, SO STAY TIL THE END! PARABLE #1: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF...UNLESS IT'S ASS SMACKS, OR YOU ASKED TO BE SMACKED. P...
Mar 24, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 23
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE RECAPPING TT ERIN'S BDAY AND ALL THE FUN THEY HAD AT THE STRIP CLUB. THEN WE BREAK DOWN THE DIFFERENCES OF VALENTINE/GALENTINE'S DAY, AND DISCUSS HOW EASY IT IS TO MISPLACE YOUR PET MONKEY. PARABLE 1: WE NEED MORE HONESTY AND AWKWARDNESS FROM EACH OTHER SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE: QUEENIN x ERIN SEDALIA SWEAR TO GAWD x BROOKE VALENTINE & BRIDGET KELLY
Mar 10, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 21
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE JOINED BY A SPECIAL GUEST 3RD MIC! TT ERIN'S FRIEND, TT BRIT IS HERE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR CRAZY CLEPTOMANIAC PASTS, THE ISSUE WITH THE WORD MOIST, AND A HOST OF WANTS AND NEEDS FROM THE PERFECT FIT DICK. JOIN US ON THIS WILD EPISODE WHERE OUR DRUNK AND HIGH FOOD SELECTIONS ARE TOO INTERESTING TO PASS UP! PARABLE #1: TEENAGERS ARE THIEVES PARABLE #2: SAVE THE FANCY FOODS FOR WHEN YOU'RE SOBER PARABLE #3: BITCHES AIN'T SHIT, EITHER SONGS IN THIS EPISODE: GOD BLESS THE...
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 16
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S HAVE A COUPLE OF INTERESTING PHONE CALLS TO MAKE BEFORE DISCUSSING OUR DREAM BAECATION ZONES. WE'RE TALKING 90s AND 2000s TV COMMERCIALS AND SONGS THAT SHAPED OUR TEENAGE NASTY MOMENTS. WE ALSO DEFINE WHAT A "NASTIMAN" IS AND HOW THEY DIFFER FROM THE WORSE OF THE WORSE. HIGHLIGHTS: STORY TIME WITH TT ERIN, HOW ASHANTI CAN DO NO WRONG IN THE THIGH DEPARTMENT, AND KANYE DOING DRAKE KARAOKE. YOU DON'T WANNA SKIP ANY PARTS OF THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE IT'S NON-STOP LAUGHTER!! ...
Jan 27, 2022•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 15
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE SPILLING THE TEA ON THEIR MOST TOXIC EXES, AND WHAT THEY BELIEVE TO BE THE DOWNFALLS OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS. PLUS, THERE SEEMS TO BE AN OPEN SLOT FOR NASTIES SINCE ROBERT LEFT R&B, SO WE’RE BREAKING DOWN TREY SONGZ’ SEXUAL DEVIANCES. PLUS, YOU WON'T MISS THE DEEP DIVE A PARABLE #1 YOU GOTTA WALK AWAY FROM TOXIC RELATIONSHIP SHIT PARABLE #2 IF YOU’RE A MAN…YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY IT PARABLE #3 IF YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK THAT PERSON YOU’RE WITH…YOU SHOULDN’T BE WITH T...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 14
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DRINKING ON THE JOB! THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN ALL THE SHOWS WE'VE WATCHED, THE HOLIDAYS THAT DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD, BARGAINING TOOLS IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE MAIN RULE TO HAVING A PROPER THREESOME AS ADULTS. THIS 2HR EPISODE IS FULL OF LAUGHS, SLURS, AND HELLA GEMS & PARABLES TO LIVE BY. PARABLE #1: TEACH EM EARLY. PARABLE #2: YOU CAN PICK UP A MAN...BUT DON'T ACTUALLY PICK UP A MAN. PARABLE #3: STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS…LICK PUSS. PARABLE #4: WHEN THE REMY’S IN TH...
Jan 13, 2022•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 13
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE BRINGING UP THE DIFFERENCE OF BEING A PUPPY PARENT VS REAL BOY PARENTS, AND THE DO’s & DON’Ts OF TRAVELING WITH OTHERS. WE EXPLAIN A FEW KINKS AND WE DON'T HAVE TO SAY HIS NAME...BUT WE WILL...BUT ONLY BECAUSE DREAMDOLL IS A BEAST THAT GAVE US AN ANTHEM. THROW IN A FEW JOKES ABOUT WHAT GIRLS WANT...YOU WON'T WANNA MISS THIS. PARABLE #1: BUY MORE HAIR...AS IN ENOUGH TRACKS FOR THE WHOLE HEAD. PARABLE #2: CHOOSE SHORTER LASHES. SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE. NO MANN...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 12
IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE STILL CELEBRATING THEIR 50TH LISTENER AND BRINGING UP THEIR ISSUES WITH CERTAIN FOODS AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN’T SAY NO. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BOBA AND BULLSH*T, ALL EPISODE LONG THEY'RE CLEARING UP THE STIGMA OF THE RICH AUNTIE WHO GOT A LIL HELP AND HOW QUEERISH IS A TERM WE CAN GET BEHIND. PARABLE #1: DON'T FORGET YOUR ARMS. PARABLE #2: CHECK YOUR ALLERGIES...THAT MAY NOT BE YOUR NUT. PARABLE#3: MILLENNIALS ARE NOT COOKING EVERY DAY FOR FUN. SONGS FROM TODAY'S ...
Dec 30, 2021•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 11
