The Phone Hacks

Comedians Mike Goldstein and Nick Capper swap phones and rummage through the dark corners of each other's private lives. Also roping in comics from around the world willing to subject themselves to the indignity of having their smart phone contents made fun of and their socials hacked. No one is safe. Join The Phone Hacks Facebook Group for screenshots, updates and to share your stories of messing with your friends' phones. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme music composed by Dave McDonald.

Last refreshed: July 7th, 2025 at 1:01 AM ⓘ

Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.

Follow on

Apple Podcasts

Spotify

RSS

Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app

Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episodes

13. Nick Mason - Tram Jiggler

Nick Mason joins us for our scariest hack yet. We hacked him real good and were worried it might put his online reputation in jeopardy but he played along anyways. Once again Capper's ties with his family are ruined and Mike does a rap about the one thing he truly hates. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check o...

Jul 23, 2018•55 min•Season 1Ep. 12

12. Alex Ward - Punching a Pony

Comic Alex Ward (not a magician) is the latest accomplice in The Phone Hacks studio. Topics dug out of the phones this week include 'Kinky Fats', Capper's heavy petting zoo and Party-Bisexuals. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Group. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a po...

Jul 16, 2018•57 min•Season 1Ep. 11

11. Ben Russell - Masturbatory Entrée

Ben Russell dives headfirst into The Phone Hacks rabbit hole as the guys exchange phones for another round of complete disregard to privacy. Mike discovers a coincidence with the Australian porn industry, Ben makes a late campaign for the Yes vote and Capper's dubious search history is scrutinized once again. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from th...

Jul 08, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 10

9. Laura Dunemann - Fat Taylor Lautner

Laura Dunemann is courageous enough to let the guys pilfer her phone on this week's ep. A heavily censored installment due to details being revealed that were unsafe for public consumption. Go ahead and venture a guess as to what it was (Hint: Capper is a pervert). MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The...

Jul 01, 2018•49 min•Season 1Ep. 9

8. Guy Montgomery - Dank You Very Much

Guy Montgomery braves the Phone Hacks format this week for another episode filled with high risk/low reward comedy. Phones are handed over and damage is done when Mike decides to get back into 'Courts and Justice' and Capper and Guy both send highly dubious texts to relatives. You can do it! MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to s...

Jun 24, 2018•54 min•Ep. 8

7. Cameron Duggan - The Capper Roast

Sydney comic Cameron Duggan gets in on the awkwardness of swapping phones with the guys. An offensive show poster is discussed, Mike struggles to comprehend time zones and Capper gets roasted when he's not even in the room. Another great podcast with bad friends! MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The P...

Jun 18, 2018•47 min•Ep. 7

6. Becky Lucas - Fritzl Rap

Becky Lucas joins us for another embarassing dive into the depths of our phones. Mike's germaphobia is exposed, Capper reveals a poor understanding of posterior anatomy and Becky gets emotional on Twitter. Becky is on Twitter and has a website. Couldn't find a facebook page. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own che...

Jun 12, 2018•45 min•Ep. 6

5. Cameron James - Deal Laughs, Not Drugs

Comedian Cameron James is the first guest willing to subject himself to the Phone Hacks treatment! Cam raps about 9/11, Mike campaigns for 'Lunkfast' and Capper quits comedy... MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Group. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Or...

Jun 04, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 5

4. Fork

We hear the fallout from Capper's BO post and Mike gives a long overdue shout-out to his Mom. Also, the trials and tribulations of sex addiction and Milo induced constipation are discussed. On the next episode our first guest Cameron James! MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Gro...

May 28, 2018•32 min•Ep. 4

3. Capper's B.O.

The punishments flow freely in episode 3 as both of the guys opt out of disussing things in their phones they don't want public. From Capper's lifetime of body odour, to Mike unwillingly reaching out to a cousin for help, the insecurities are on full display. Enjoy their pain! Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Group. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme...

May 28, 2018•33 min•Ep. 3

2. She Left

In this ep, recorded on a sunny balcony in South Yarra, we find out the aftermath of Mike's RIP Dad tweet. Also, what is Mike's fascination with Dr Quinn Medicine Woman? And what phone is Capper rocking? Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Group. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme music by David McDonald. Find a new podcast! The Clappers - Pop culture i...

May 22, 2018•38 min•Season 1Ep. 2

1. RIP Dad

In the first episode of The Phone Hacks we quickly realise just how anxiety inducing it is having someone dig through your phone and post whatever they want to your socials. We've made a terrible mistake. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Phone Hacks Facebook Group. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme music by David McDonald. Find a new podcast! The Clappers - Pop culture ...

May 18, 2018•38 min•Season 1Ep. 1

← Prev

Hosted on Omny Studio

For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android