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The Phone Hacks

Phone Hackswww.dm.org.au
Comedians Mike Goldstein and Nick Capper swap phones and rummage through the dark corners of each other's private lives. Also roping in comics from around the world willing to subject themselves to the indignity of having their smart phone contents made fun of and their socials hacked. No one is safe. Join The Phone Hacks Facebook Group for screenshots, updates and to share your stories of messing with your friends' phones. The Phone Hacks is produced by Nearly, a podcast network. Original theme music composed by Dave McDonald.
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Episodes

42. Tom Ballard - Chocolate Void

Tom Ballard, comedian and former host of ABC's Tonightly, is kind enough to lend his time (and phone) to the potentially career damaging schemes cooked up on the show. Mike raps about another awful topic, Capper insults Wil Anderson and Tom announces his new experimental foray into the world of clowning. This is riffing! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is o...

Feb 10, 20191 hr 1 min

41. Ash Williams - Australian Psycho

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, returns for another chaotic phone-invading get-together. Mike posts an innuendo about his cats, Capper gets weird with disgraced sports stars and Ash reposts one of his shirtless insta photos with an inspirational message. We make no apologies. This is us. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition ...

Feb 03, 20191 hr 13 min

40. Ben Russell - Telephone Tough Guys

Comedian Ben Russell returns for another episode of smart phone interference and publicly posted nonsense. Mike and Capper both send DMs to unexpecting comedians and Ben vents about Australia Day on Facebook. Not sure how much longer this is sustainable Send help. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Goldst...

Jan 27, 20191 hr 13 min

39. Luka Muller - RIP Dolly

Comedian Luka Muller drops into the studio this week to offer his phone up for content discovery and socials hackery. Capper tries to offload a stack of old porn on FB marketplace, Mike finally gets his 'Human Santapede' and Luka mourns the death of an icon. Always wrong and always funny. Get into it! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got lim...

Jan 20, 20191 hr 12 min

38. Rhi Down - Urine Trouble

Comedian Rhi Down is in The Phone Hacks factory this week to invade smartphone privacy and spike anxiety levels. Rhi picks a fight in a FB comedy forum, Capper gets intimate with humanitarians and Mike messages a fellow golden boy. Squirm it up! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Goldstein Again) hats. Me...

Jan 13, 20191 hr 17 min

37. Cameron James - Hot Johnsons

The guys are back in the studio with third time guest and Phone Hack favourite, Cameron James, to debrief on the Melbourne live episode and once again subject themselves to the indignity of trading phones. Cam defends his ABC show from the PC Police, Capper DMs fellow comic Anne Edmonds and Mike has to decide on intimate relations with Nicolas Cage, The Rock and Martin Luther King Jr. God help us. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the da...

Jan 06, 20191 hr 4 minEp. 36

36. Live in Melbourne! w/ Nick Cody, Ben Russell & Cameron James

This one is a bonafide classic! Recorded live in Melbourne to a packed crowd with some of our favourite past guests - Nick Cody, Ben Russell and Cameron James. So many insane hacks: Cody reveals his writing process, Ben shares a photo of a child that isn't his and Cam raps about the wage gap. Also, Mike finally gets his comeuppance in the form of a very involved website and Capper annoys more quasi-celebs on insta. The audience gets over-involved in the action as well. Painfully funny. We have a...

Dec 30, 20181 hr 20 min

Merry Christmas from The Phone Hacks!

Hi everybody! Just a quick little bonus episode from us to say Happy Holidays and thanks for listening to the greatest podcast of all time. Tell a friend about the show and get your family members listening this holiday season! Share the awkwardness. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Goldstei...

Dec 24, 201812 min

35. Live in Perth! w/ Andrew Wolfe & Sian Choyce

Here it is! The first ever live episode of The Phone Hacks recorded in Perth, WA. Shambolic, hilarious and some real hack diamonds in the rough. Wolfie screams a lot, Sian applies for a job at Subway and Capper and Mike question thier life choices. Get into it! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike Ameri...

Dec 23, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 34

34. Dane Simpson - Gastric Banditos

Comedian Dane Simpson gets his hack on in another edition of trading phones and wrecking self-esteem. Dane makes a huge surgery announcement, Mike texts an old acquaintance and Capper still has an Oppo. Get into it and share our pain. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Goldstein Again) hats. M...

Dec 16, 20181 hr 13 minEp. 33

33. Danny McGinaly - Cat Herpes

AFL diehard and comedian, Danny McGinlay, plays along with the nerve-racking premise and gives his phone up to the guys on this week's ep. Mike gets dirty with the super rich, Capper direct messages an old Aussie comedian, and McGinlay shares his love of funny porn gifs. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (...

Dec 09, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 32

32. Lewis Spears - Anti-Vaxxer

Comedian Lewis Spears throws his phone into the ring for another round of invading privacy and hacking socials. Capper does two punishments and ends up in the hospital, Mike has intimate relations with country music royalty and Lewis changes his mind on vaccinations. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike...

Dec 02, 20181 hr 9 minEp. 31

31. Daniel Connell - Takes a Punt

Daniel Connell, comedian and all around great guy, ventures into the studio and hands his phone over for another hour of nervous hackery. Capper raps about Women's footy, Mike makes some tough decisions about famous Brits and Daniel has a gambling relapse. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Go...

Nov 25, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 30

30. Kelly Fastuca - Anal Fisher

Comedian Kelly Fastuca sweats through the anxiety of exchanging phones with the guys on another damaging edition of the pod. Mike has an auto-erotic asphyxiation, Capper wants the age of consent lowered and Kelly makes an earnest plea for affection on Facebook. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike Ameri...

Nov 18, 20181 hr 13 minEp. 29

29. Nick Carr - N for Nick!

Renowned shitter and comedian, Nick Carr, joins the guys in the shed to swap phones and invade privacy. Nick posts a photo to FB of his latest bathroom triumph, Capper sends the same photo to a former colleague and Mike painfully texts an ex. The parade of cringe continues! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAG...

Nov 11, 20181 hr 13 minEp. 28

28. Dilruk Jayasinha - Skinny Famous

Fellow Sri Lankan comedian, Dilruk Jayasinha, is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another edition of cellular hijinks. Mike messages his future Mother-in-law, Capper leaves a highly inappropriate comment on an Auntie's photo and Dil humble brags about his Logie win. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA...

Nov 04, 20181 hr 28 minEp. 27

27. Maggie Looke - Baby on Board

Maggie Looke, producer and writer extraordinaire, hands her phone over to the guys in one of the funniest and most anxiety inducing episodes yet. Mike DMs a comedy club, Capper challenges another Capper to a boxing match and Maggie has a huge announcement! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Go...

Oct 28, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 26

26. Ben Knight - Quitting Facebook

Ben Knight, comedian and ginger beefcake, lets his privacy be invaded on yet another episode of phone related shenanigans. Capper doesn't wipe or flush, Mike has his way with Steve Irwin's family and Knighty quits Facebook. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited edition MAGA (Mike America Goldstein Again) hats. Message him ...

Oct 21, 20181 hr 19 minEp. 25

25. Brett Blake - May the Foreskin Be With You

Brett Blake offers his phone up in one of the most painfully hilarious episodes yet. Mike's parents finally get targeted, Brett gets a questionable tattoo and Capper joins a Men's Rights group. Send help! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition "Mike America Goldstein Again" hats. Message him on Facebook he...

Oct 14, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 24

24. Dave Thornton - Naked All the Night

Dave Thornton (The Project) is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another punishing session of turning phones over and embarrassing content exposure. Mike raps about Auschwitz, Dave needs reccomendations for a relationship counsellor and Capper sends his Dad an erotic text. Why are we doing this? We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mi...

Oct 07, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 23

23. Ash Williams - Fake Dicks, Real Friends

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, turns his phone over in another nervous scroll through each other's confidential info. Capper's grandma calls in for a lively conversation, Mike makes some awkward decisions about his future in-laws and Ash's test results come back positive. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited e...

Oct 01, 20181 hr 9 minEp. 22

22. Harley Breen - Built to Fuck

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks Harley Breen courageously accepts the invite to swap phones with the guys on another hilariously tense edition of the show. Capper gets an unexpected call from his Grandma, Mike propositions comedian Jimeoin and Harley posts a status update about a new erotic career venture. Cringe and enjoy! MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldst...

Sep 23, 20181 hrEp. 21

21. Nat Harris - Pedro's Big Holiday

Nat Harris trades phones with the guys and weathers The Phone Hacks storm this week. An eventful Byron Bay wedding is discussed, Capper raps about his love for his Mum and Mike opens up about 9/11. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listen...

Sep 19, 201859 minEp. 20

20. Cam Knight - Shrek-sual Healing (Elon Musk Does Heroin)

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks Cam Knight asks an old man about an acceptable amount of diarrhoea and Mike gets his most challenging oral oral oral yet. Capper gets a friend request from a saucy man and surprisingly borrows money from someone. It's a very fun ep and big thanks to Josh(Mark) from Beer Shark podcast for helping us record it. Also Elon Musk does hero...

Sep 09, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 19

19. Dave O'Neil's Comedy Course

Dave O'Neil takes a break from promoting his new TV show 'Dave' to turn his phone over to the guys and see what they dig up. Mike is forced to make a graphic comment on an old work colleague's post, Capper wants to know how hot Dave Hughes' wife is and the foundations for the Dave O'Neil Comedy Course are started on line. MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots...

Sep 02, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 18

18. Tim Hewitt - The Wog Boy

Tim Hewitt accompanies the boys back in the studio for another dumb session of trading phones and spiking anxiety levels. This week Capper messages an ex-girlfriend, Hewy hits up Kitty Flanagan on Insta and Mike raps about race relations. Agonizing but always funny. MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out The Pho...

Aug 26, 201851 minSeason 1Ep. 17

17. Zack Dyer - Deadpool Spoilers

Zack Dyer visits Capper's temporary apartment for our first recording outside of the studio since episode 2. With phones handed over Capper unwillingly shows his support for Jared from Subway, Mike G's observational comedy is put under the microscope and Zack reaches out to a legendary Australian comedian for advice. Cringe away! MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. Fo...

Aug 19, 201858 minSeason 1Ep. 16

16. Luke Kidgell - Damn, if I wasn't your brother...

Luke Kidgell drops into the studio for another round of Phone Hack fuckery and provides one of the best hacks yet! Capper is forced to take another step towards severing all ties with his family and both Mike and Luke get super lame on Instagram. Revel in our discomfort. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review. For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check o...

Aug 12, 20181 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 15

15. Sami Shah - "Is Julia Roberts nice?"

Sami Shah joins us for a second time after our dumb ass producer screwed up the first ep we recorded with him (he'll never hear the end of this). Mike tries to break one of the rules by involving a third party in one of the punishments. Capper does a status that he had to take down rather quickly due to many warnings in the space of 20 minutes. This podcast is the worst. Please kill us. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook her...

Aug 06, 20181 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 15

14. Nick Cody - Have You Heard Of Natasha Nice?

Nick Cody joins us this week and tells us what a "Babymoon" is. We also give you the full lowdown on Nick Mason's attempt at career suicide in the last episode. Cody stumbles on to some of Nick Capper's gold such as "long wife, long life" and Mike does a tweet that is very full frontal. Capper has to text a relative AGAIN with potential consequences. MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening a...

Jul 30, 20181 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 13
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