Rose is a Turd-Hogger
The Artist plans on protesting the Number 6 Dance. Mex plays a classic love song, Enters The Dragon and forms a family blues band.
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 34 min•Season 6Ep. 2
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's"
Season 6 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins as The Mexican gets left home from hockey. The Artist then celebrates The Continental Xmas Gathering by golfing with Charlie Brown. Your Huckleberry decides he will start a company that makes cholo candles then heads to Asia to party with Abe Vigoda.
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 32 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!!
Mex ends Season 5 by tricking new listeners into thinking he's a genius. The Hernandi save Christmas. Two Rankin and Bass epics are examined meticulously by The Artist and prove the fact that Santa may indeed be a dick. The episode features a year-end recap of Season 5 and it's impact on the world economy.
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 53
The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
The Mexican presents his annual Christmas Show. This year The Crew rally around the Phlegm Cat himself to save his life. Teaming with a local PBS station, The Artist attempts to hold a pledge drive for Derek's neck operation. There is plenty of holiday music, parodies and holiday commercials from the past. We meet a taser-wielding rodent named Merbil and an old friend returns...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 52
I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems
The Artist reveals his delight at the band Chic. We learn that The Continental changes a man. Mex thinks this dude Gothmog has a boiled lobster tail face. The Huckleberry welcomes home Ferris Bueller and knows a ton about sexy scientist talk. Oh, and pickle ball is dumb.
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 51
Regular Cat Neck
The Huckleberry delves into the mystery of A.I. An old friend visits in studio to bring awareness to a cause that launches this year's Christmas Show. Mex remembers getting clipped by a guy named Barry.
Dec 09, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Season 5Ep. 50
That Poncho Stage of Life
The Mexican hates when the end is chopped off. The Artist then praises these two gentlemen of leisure: Del and Neal. Your Huckleberry then warns against wearing a heavy blanket to a Stones' riot.
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 49
Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah
Your Huckleberry celebrates Thanksgiving by praising frozen butt cheeks. The Artist Talks about sore losers and their impact on a guitar pedal. Mex thens meets a good Samaritan that digs bacon.
Nov 25, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 48
That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me
The Artist revisits his favorite mini series- this time with more hatred. Mex wonders why evil dudes are always British. Your Huckleberry may be goin the way of Jack Torrence, but it's cool, his kid is in tight with a governor.
Nov 18, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 47
Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare
Mex settles all your election result issues with the help of Lucky, Dusty and Ned. Your Huckleberry goes gangster in front of his favorite pizzeria. The Artist then wants to be one of the few songwriters to parody his own song.
Nov 11, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 46
Your Pain Smells Like White Castle
Mex has hilarious funeral stories to marvel at. One of these stories involves methane and the church. The Artist then tells his crew that Otis loves them. Your Huckleberry stands up for cruddy golfers everywhere!
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 45
Ca-Ca Tom™
The Grim Reaper pokes his jive-ass head into Mex's bidness. The Huckleberry knows his first amendment rights include filming bricks. The Demon puts his dragon-covered foot into his tongue-infested mouth. The Artist and Hawk have a golf round only three will remember.
Oct 28, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 44
A Place For Fancy Lads To Go
Mex knows it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Your Huckleberry golfs with Mary Jane and remembers his favorite DUI. The Artist has a golf venture that features John Wick. David ends the show by introducing his new weed buddy.
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 43
Cornbits and Nibblins
The Mexican has an issue with Mr. Closed Caption. The Huckleberry then contacts Gilead for help with the Squirrel War. The Artist then expresses joy over singing "Greased Lighting" to a dancing priest. PLUS: Mex and Hawk go all Furio on a dude.
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 42
You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit
The Huckleberry has blue collar knowledge in a white collar world. This makes moving couches easy. The Artist then wonders if Frankie Valli is made of wax, explains the real lyrics to "La Bamba" and steps up the War of the Squirrels.
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 5Ep. 41
The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies
Mex has regrets over his 9/11 jokes. The Artist comes to grip with the escalation of The War of the Squirrels. The Huckleberry screams "Ritchie!!!", then uses his face to get a discount at golf.
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 40
The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball
Mex learns the beauty of a Nine & Dine. The Artist then declares his reluctance to be king, yet refuses to acknowledge other royalty. The Huckleberry's childhood crush may be manic...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Season 5Ep. 39
Gravelly Joe™
Mex meets some old bros and throws a Corleone Death Stare at a poor soul. The Squirrel War claims another victim as Mex & Popeye enjoy a concert. The Artist then entertains his young son with two racially stereotyped dinosaurs.
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 5Ep. 38
A Conglomerate of Dudes
Mex joins Hawk on his sophomore outing on the links. You'll soon start to hear the word "gaping" more on a golf course. Mex gets Lizard Kingish and we are introduced to The Adventures of Batsh*t Anne™.
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Season 5Ep. 37
We Had Wheelie Poses
The Artist knows two things: Bros need love too and you can't reach the Pop Tarts. Mex then sings songs, makes up rhymes, does poetries and haikus. Plus the genius of Evel Knievel.
Sep 02, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 36
Rules Hurt My Feelings
The Huckleberry may be a distant relative to The Fudds. Mex then gets Princy and takes a friend to The Pit of Despair. The Artist then vows to dance where they like 'em swarthy!
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 35
A Forcefield of Low-End Funk
The Artist vows to make the mundane awesome. Mex then thinks his family are good background vocalists, talks to Tattaglia the Nutty™ and wonders how you lose at olympic-level trampoline.
Aug 19, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 34
Pumper Chubby
Mex hears a pounding ruckus. The Artist declares he has to evolve better, don't do any pressies and expand your inputs.
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 33
I Put a Dead Mouse on the Internet
Mex is proud that he did title fonts. The Artist made a bad genre choice, found the bouncy people and would rather keep his sleeps in a bundle.
Aug 05, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 5Ep. 32
Spyda McGooch
The Huckleberry almost squares off with the KGB. The dispute stems from the belief that squirrels don't speak Russian. Nobody asks about Ripple Timmy and Stuttering' Fred.
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 5Ep. 31
You Just Know Regular Eagles
The Huckleberry returns from Canada with knowledge. Mex knows how to handle a leech. The Artist also learned that: liberals don't fish, old dudes can't swim and fishes don't have necks.
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 5Ep. 30
Kid Gusto
The Artist wants you to meet Jimmy Tubesteak. Mex then celebrates getting Russian puppies. He is very excited to make a pizza out of The Missus' head and realizes his new alarm system has a lot of "F" words in it.
Jul 15, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 5Ep. 29
I Hate Illiterate Squirrels
Mex makes a plea for activity after unveiling Anger Boy. The Artist now enjoys Happy Fun Candy Birds and knows some dudes that talk about leeches.
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 28
Misanthroperrific
The Artist thinks all saxophoners have to unleash their brass. Mex says you can't discriminate against tongue-punchers and introduces the latest terror group: Jabber-Jaw, Geriatric F*#kwads.
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 5Ep. 27
Who Breaks a Machete?
The Artist just wants to be free with his pelvis. Mex then wants someone to check out his basket. The Huckleberry thinks you're whateverphobic, but it's ok, because there's heated undercarriages on his elbow.
Jun 24, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 5Ep. 26
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