I'M ON THE SOUP TEAM!!!
Look, The Mexican can handle: automatic weapons, goatees, car washes, Hulk, and Broccoli Head, but he CAN'T handle three Patties, man.
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Season 5Ep. 25
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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Episodes
The Mount Rushmore of Gout
Mex introduces erbody to Mr. Gynistic. The Artist then claims basic bros don't say "interwoven". He then describes the full spectrum of tees and creates the phrase "At the bottom of the day".
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 5Ep. 24
Naked in a Birdbath
Mex wants to know who's afraid of Lee Trevino? The Artist ponders why there are no male nuns. He then sings the Jesus Christ journey adventure song, but only after spitting on the binder clip.
Jun 03, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 23
Silk Glove on an Angry Glum-Fist
A special guest arrives for Mex's intervention, but it gets crooked and mumbly. The Artist then says "Hey, regular lady". Mex is all about dandy rules and the golf bouncer.
May 27, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 22
You Can't Wear Candy On Your Feet, Foo.
The Artist spins tales of the legendary Steward of Gigglewater. Mex then goes to bed crooked. Your Huckleberry has seen his fair share of mulch and laughs in his agnostic recliner.
May 20, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 5Ep. 21
Ready For Number Second?
Mex sure hopes none of you have ever been persecuted by hummus. The Hernandi are weird, language necromancers. The Artist knows a guy who conjured a demon AND had an independent goat head.
May 13, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 20
Now My Head Stinks
Mex solves world conflict because even The Browns are scared of The Homies. The Artist then introduces the awkward, inquires about matching tents and encounters a Mesozoic beasty.
May 06, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 19
You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
Mex really wants the snappy pants. The Artist returns from Florida where he admired people with cool arms, decided not to be sharty and realized he was taught by lazy old people.
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 5Ep. 18
Cuatro!
Mex declares that none of his friends are nude hallway walkers. The Artist then decides that Earth is lumpy, and has a penchant for fibery pens and cool paper.
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 5Ep. 17
The Rhombus of Life
The Artist Learns that coyotes are abound. Mex plays the game known as severed rabbit head soccer, loses all respect for the comma and moves a bunch of punctuation.
Apr 15, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 16
Ya Dumb Astronaut
The Artist has been thinking of alternate Jebuses. Mex has to make a choice between bumcheeks or lady bidness. The Huckleberry also admits to getting stupider and learns that there is an epidemic of hard-to-use hoses.5
Apr 08, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 15
Golgotha Hernandez
Mex asks Jebus "Were you born in a barn?". The Artist decides nobody needs a big piece of fish. Your Huckleberry then takes a journey through the sphincter hallway to see Fake Wang.
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 14
I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
Mex realizes the whole problem is that damn road. The Artist then recommends that no one does creepy crawlies by that damn road because you could get all murdery. The Huckleberry also asks: Why do people in space have to have genitalia faces?
Mar 25, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
The Huckleberry Claims he ain't got no FOMO Mex then declares that brown people should be allowed to fly airplanes, Tremors should have won an Oscar and there's no way we're gonna hit Popeye.
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 12
Through The Prism of the 'Tism
The Artist wants U to know he's very "fluxsable". Mex then informs everyone that he's always in an area, knows when it's time to get sleepy and how much that ape costs.
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 11
It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
Mex confesses to having white chin floofs. The Artist then explains that one end's got a sucky hole, he loves riding cheese and has a whole 'nother gear of jagoffery.
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Season 5Ep. 10
There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 5Ep. 9
His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Crêpey Bacon People
The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Season 5Ep. 7
White Dude Beach Pants
The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.
Feb 05, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 5Ep. 6
One For Fatty
The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.
Jan 22, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.
Jan 15, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 3
I Don't Draw Undercarriages
Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom
Jan 08, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 2
The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.
Jan 01, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Coleslaw Jenkins
Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.
Dec 25, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 52
The 4th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Please join the gang's holiday production of The Nativity. We learn lots of biblical nuggets, like Jesus' original name, which was originally gonna be "Spyda". Feliz Blahbee Blah!!!!
Dec 20, 2023•45 min•Season 4Ep. 51
Somebody Better Tackle These Flaming People
Your Huckleberry has had some bone stuff. Mex never cooked a shirt for dinner. Mex also thinks there's nothing worse than gum scars and hates looking at a guy's husk.
Dec 11, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 50
I Don't Remember Learning About Teeth
The Mexican just wants his face back. Your Huckleberry needs to get a zero iron because it's not windy and downhill inside . This comes in handy if U have toddler arms.
Dec 04, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 49
Air Crash Werewolf
The aftermath of the 40 Year Old Boy's visit brings gyro redemption. The Artist then deals with Chucky the Pork Boy, onion sweats and the 12-string glockenspiel.
Nov 27, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 48
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