You Smell Like Rhythm Nation
The 40 Year Old Boy pays a visit to Mexy Park. The boys determine that pork has a short window, they enjoy Eruzione soup gossip and they know that Ted Williams killed Greece.
Nov 20, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 4Ep. 47
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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Episodes
Eaten Like Ray Liotta's Head
Mex contemplates the existence of ceiling rejuvenation surgery. The Artist then discusses freaky naked puzzle love, lumpy grass and bulbous earth.
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 46
Wolfman Sex Party
Mex just wants to get to Gacy. The Artist then hails BoomPhat, sings assassination carols and wants to know if your rear-thrusters are deployed.
Nov 06, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 45
It's Just Kevin
Mex wants to know who took his dots. The Artist wants to help homeless rocks, realizes that all his weathermen are dead and didn't even have robots next to him.
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 44
Yngmay Walpsteen
Mex sure likes them Segovia dudes. Your Huckleberry then declares that the youth are dumb and nobody likes cowboy movies. Great, here come the Bette Midler memes.
Oct 23, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 43
Bad Carlos. BAD CARLOS!!!!!
Mex is back from his meeting with Bernardo The Cheese Man. The Artist decides that goo does indeed rhyme with "goo". Mex has been in his fair share of gazebos and knows what part of Snags looks like the firefighter Muppet.
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 4Ep. 42
I Got Problems, Eeyore. I Got Problems.
Mex wonders if Walmart has an airline. The Artist remembers when it was 9 for a whole month, doesn't want to be naked in Vietnam and ponders biblical underpants.
Oct 09, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 41
You Think Prince Ever Did a Puzzle?
Your Huckleberry knows his skin color is on the spectrum. We then hear that Mex's week was full of melancholy thinks, weed & puzzles.
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 40
Suspestus and the Compound Stuff
Mex wants to know why you're bald and pink. The Huckleberry then enters a Rain Man contest, finds out it's open season on whackadoos and encounters The Golden Girls of Golfing Girth.
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 39
Naked Chicken Fights
This episode is filled with confusement and duress. The Artist has met d*ckhead plumbers, faced peaceful hippie horses and padded slappy poles.
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 38
Get Off The Bed, Monkey
Mex informs everyone about the shifty ways of parrots. The Artist then throws a fiery, bomb nut-punch, sees a magical fiendish cloud and discovers the gongs have fallen.
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 37
Doggy Bits and a Root Beer
Your Huckleberry admits he has bad pew-pews. The Artist then takes 'erbody to Side Boob Central, tries to cover naughty parts and shows you what he looks like without a neck.
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 36
Cool Daddy Warbles™
Your Huckleberry wants you to check out his head because it may be liquidy. Mex celebrates the birth of a rubber hand and decides you're gonna need a plethora of mites.
Aug 28, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 35
Naked Karate
The Artist spouts vibrant airs about himself. Your Huckleberry then calls out: The ones known for knife fights, mocking giggles and people who forget Lance the Pygmy™
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 34
The Calibration of Your Patella
The Mexican is happy that Thor will be there. The Artist is just mad at sticks, sweaty-ass head scalp skin and decides to go full Mex jacket.
Aug 14, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 33
Attractive Bums and Lasagna
The Huckleberry loves whipping out a giant, spectacular skull. The Artist then declares ethereal beings are near, solves the mystery of the fibers and introduces us to the jabber-jaw mumbler guy.
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 32
They Won't Let You Switch Underpants
Mex wishes he had a flesh shirt. The Artist then frog slaps a golfer, orders a necklace of ears and fills his enemies with a bunch of funky organisms.
Jul 31, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 4Ep. 31
I Don't Know The Genders of Bovines
Mex wants to know why your grandpa is on the album cover. The Huckleberry then unleashes the keys to good golf: Stay away from the skin cheeks, lay it in the fabric crack and aim at the cholos, foo.
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 30
I Can't Find My Neck
The Huckleberry finds a place chock-full of tarps. Mex vows to never kick a baby and continues to praise Screamin' Stickerface and Pumpkin Ball.
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 4Ep. 29
There's Some Risqué Underpants
Mex decides to turn up the sexy. The Artist then debuts The Hoochie, King BumbleSlug and some quality-modeled bottoms.
Jul 10, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 28
That's How You Not Get a Job
The Huckleberry laments the stupidity of his loins. Mex then decides he need to practice his colors, wants to hear more about your make-believe universe and realizes science doesn't care that Cow Head isn't a girl.
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 27
I Needed To Grab a Sicilian Bird
The Mexican is NOT baring toes for anybody. Your Huckleberry then laughs at murder, hangs with Alternative Lifestyle Reggie and admires The Sleepy Generation.
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 26
Give It To Lance The Pygmy
Mex thinks most of us are imaginary. The Artist then shares his adventures in Colorado, where he invented a cholo app, a toddler bomb and a trampoline bar.
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 4Ep. 25
She's Not Fudd Level
Mex's drawing could be a dragon, could be a chupacabra. The Artist is sympathetic to the needs of Sluggo, thinks purposes are stupid and plans on bringing Duke's Demon to the masses.
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 24
The Pathology of Pig Murder
Your Huckleberry must deal with brain flakes. The Artist then decides he'll get up early only if there's anarchy. Mex then introduces the world to the Robin Hood of bacon and makes sure we always stretch before Lava Monster.
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 23
Ice Pick and Sandwiches
Mex wonders if you've ever had a mystery. The Huckleberry must then visit Sphincter Village, run from Fin Fang Foom and check out Mr. Splashy.
May 29, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Super-Long Gorilla Chimpy Arms
The Artist claims everybody's had a boo-boo. Mex declares there are three things you never want to do: Meet Satan's mean uncle, wrestle Tony Accardo or be a big grandpa jerk.
May 22, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 21
A Plethora of Floating Fourths
Mex realizes everything he owns is silly. The Artist then gets fruit on his knee, looks for taupe, and can't drive without a head.
May 15, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 20
Spaghetti as a Helmet
The dang Huckleberry gives thanks to The Magical Owl. The Artist then discusses his multiple head concerns, being old in Rivendell and the dislike of permanent goo.
May 08, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 19
A Staple of Heels
Mex sings "A long time ago, in Beth"... The Artist then introduces erbody to Lucas Babyhands, Stumpy Greg and a guy with sculpted, evil sideburns.
May 01, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Season 4Ep. 18
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