Jasper, Ernie and Bear Trap Phil
The Artist returns from the land of random loose dudes. Mex must then deal with butt crack shorts, fake cattle and Chico and The Man.
Apr 24, 2023•1 hr 35 min•Season 4Ep. 17
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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Episodes
Previously Owned, Celebrity Skin
Mex can relax because it's only regular fat guy wheeze. The Artist demands you respect the dandy. We look for Dimitri's feet and we meet Happy Sam and the Flappy Twins.
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 16
Gravity's For Chumps
Mex arises from the ashes of suck. The Artist has nothing against sloths. The Huckleberry says you wish you knew a necromancer, but all you know are sages and wizards.
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 15
Onion Rings and Misery
Mex wants to stay away from cartoon agua. The Artist then must deal with losing his ritmo, his need to find a wizard and Fatty Rogue getting all wobbly. STAY AWAY FROM SWEDEN!
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Bless This House, Cucamonga Joe
The Huckleberry must shout "VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!!". Mex then coaches the ugly kids, sees Chilly Willy on his ceiling and awakens to demonic pig eyes.
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Season 4Ep. 13
All of Texas Lives in Texas
Did you know Mex is not a boot connoisseur? The Huckleberry then apologizes for his polenta joke, does a quality Kurtz and warns us of under-the-bridge pee whiff.
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 12
Axes Are Color Blind
The Artist just wants César to chase his dream. Mex defeats Ku Klux Kelly after drinking a beverage that smells like alcohol, grapes and feet.
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Bearer of the Banana of Justice
The dang Huckleberry don't wanna eat no snakes. Mex then learns The Missus ain't no power wizard, who owns the Holy Hula Hoop and who brought Monster-speak to an art school.
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Some Dudes Are Shiny
The Artist wants his string to reach your can. Mex then discusses the rivalry between Rancors and Balrogs. We meet the son of Jeff and ask "What's wrong with Willie?"
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Man, This Is An Expensive Nothing
Mex doesn't think you should spin logic. The Artist then discusses the complexity of heroic battle guys, gluttonous masses and Deliverance, banjo-playing lips.
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 4Ep. 8
52° Coolo
The Artist realizes he's beige. Mex then discovers he hates cartoon fescue, discovers The Disco Raptor and enjoys a kick-ass dwarf fight.
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Drive-bys During The Renaissance
The dang Huckleberry claims Sauron had a butler. Mex mourns his father being stepped on by a Mûmakil. The Artist then discusses a weird, little meat bastard and the ebony and ivory of Dougs.
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 6
I Haven't Sold My Teeth Yet
Your Huckleberry addresses his eleventy-hundred guitars. The Artist then must deal with a puzzle of song, why he can't get into a dog brain and the fact that you got to get the whippy.
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Quit Trying To Cancel Stupidity
Mex gets all teachy on the subject of David Crosby's genius. The Artist then vows to learn stuff and sleep, be up near the snoot and prevent people from getting their goo all intertwined.
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Maybe I See The Logic of Dog Bag
The artist ponders the possibility that God hates losers. Your Huckleberry then comes to grip with floppy socks, his hatred of the power ballad and the realization that dogs can get a GED.
Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Hope I Don't Get Hit With a Javelin
Mex avoids Facebook jail once again. The Artist then must deal with Tua Toblerone, the future of injuries and locating your girth.
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Valigator Nasty
Season 4 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins with a tale of fescue. The Artist then reveals the best gifts of Christmas, a knock-off brand of Shih Tzu and how to turn up The Montgomery.
Jan 02, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Prime Insult Meat
The 3rd season of The Phlegm Cat Podcast comes to an end. The Artist reveals the contents of the cutting room floor of the Christmas Show. We then learn that Kippy The Elf is a narc, The Boy has a radar for ruckuses and beware of Old Baggy Khaki Guy.
Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 52
The 3rd Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show
Recorded live at the Molar Auditorium at The DuPage College of Dentistry, The Artist welcomes many guests. There are holiday musical performances by DoomSphincter, The Sh*t Brigade, and Mex's dog Rogue. The Huckleberry even finds time to talk to Zombie Elvis. This special also includes many holiday favorites from years gone by. I hope you love it.
Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 51
Dum Dee-Dum, Delightful
Mex gets profiled in a mansion. The Huckleberry must then deal with Slappy Salamander™, Christmas songs and a manageable number of Crazy Bears™.
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 50
Icy Brains
The Artist learns he sent his son to fancy college to talk about Evel Knievel. Your Huckleberry then must deal with chickens in pants, not knowing anything about screws and getting sad as that one mouse.
Dec 05, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 49
Pork Sausages and Jewelry
The Huckleberry wonders about pedophiles in Peanutland. The Artist then proclaims three things he will never do: Get cast as Fonzie, compromise his digits and deliver a cow baby.
Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 48
Cosmically Interesting
The Artist discusses The Good, The Bad, The Odd and The Ugly of the Thanksgivings of yore. Mex then humiliates the elderly, hates Bob Barker and we meet The Shuffling Capo.
Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 47
I Might've Drank Perfume
The Artist is back from Fancy Book College. Mex then reveals what is NOT snort-worthy, has a Goodfella dinner and plays The Executive.
Nov 14, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 46
Disco Frankenstein
The Artist gives free air time to two deserving candidates. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about a corny halloween party and his time spent as Zorro. DoomSphincter also pays a visit to Mex Park. Ew.
Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 45
The Weird Stomach and the Bad Karate
Your Huckleberry describes the mania of his youth. The artist then reveals why he hates middle school science teachers, mean bandmates and the condition of his girly hands.
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 44
Purple Smokey Buttcheeks
The Artist senses a change in the seasons. Mex must then manage his You Tube head. He then has to deal with scary nocturnal beasties, the fragility of the elderly and a guy with an enormous cow head.
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 43
Mr. Fun Buns
Your Huckleberry makes it outta Sin City alive. Mex's inner pirate surfaces by the hotel pool and meets Baby Hulk. The Artist then has to deal with new edibles, a Missus gone wild and an ocean of infinite nothing.
Oct 17, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 3Ep. 42
I'm Not Gonna Say "Butt Pudding"
Your Huckleberry ventures to Sin City. Mex's childhood nickname gets one of his boys in trouble. The Artist then recalls a time when he had to run a gauntlet of old, angry Mexicans.
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 41
Balls Deep in a Pumpkin
The Artist may suck at fantasy football, but he's still laughing. Mex must then not drop Rogue, listen to The Floyds and be pulled in two different directions by SGT Barnes and SGT Elias.
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 40
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